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review
published 2 yrs ago
CH is kinda slow
reviewed by
1Blackman1

6.7

Decided to stop through CH, thinking I’ll watch Thursday Night Football. Turns out they don’t have Amazon so they played last week’s game. Oh well.

No cover when I got there. Think that’s because I…

review
published 2 yrs ago
A small and out of the way club in New Jersey.
reviewed by
martinb244

8.3

This review is based on three (3) visits, the last being on October 1. I arrived shortly before midnight.

There is plenty of parking, because there is an open lot across the street. I don't know…

review
published 2 yrs ago
With the right girl, on the right day, its like it was years ago.

5.3

Seems to have shining moments every now and then, depends on the Girl, time and day.

Everyone knows this place. Cleanish, has probably seen better days. Its in an ok part of phoenix, decent parking…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Political Discourse
OPEC flips off demented Joe and sides with Putin
posted by
gammanu95

Great job, Biden voters! Bravo, "blue no matter who"! How many times have I told you I am tired of being right? How many times did I warn you that this demented,…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
Miami area one night
posted by
steeldog65

I am going to be in Miami in November with one night, probably a Wednesday or Thursday, free. What two clubs would you go to and why. Read a ton of reviews but I enjoy…

review
published 2 yrs ago
New management changed interior lights to blue. That’s it. Waste of time
reviewed by
Champphilly

6.0

As i heard this club was aquaiired by another Philly chain, I wanted to try and see anything changed. Only change is interior lights are blue, rest is same old dull lethargic hopeless evening.

This…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Locomotion at Midnight :)
reviewed by
17celinebj

8.7

Locomotion is one of the best clubs I’ve been to so far out of all the clubs in Mississauga. There is no cover charge just drinks and the waiter was very friendly and was quick…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Mostly Meh!
reviewed by
Slumperro

7.0

So decided to go back to a spot I used to hit up quite a bit because I felt this was a club that I could always find diamonds in the rough. I also like…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Well that was interesting
reviewed by
Ya123

5.3

Visited awhile back place is seems like it’s always pretty empty because people don’t stay for long

You walk in no bouncer pay the “dj” there’s is a stage I don’t think is used. The dancer…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
Why is "Dating" such an "emotionally charged" topic, in the Anglosphere?
posted by
Beat100

Hey guys,

This is an observation I've made. I have a Youtuber friend who makes videos with girls in different languages. When he made a video in Portuguese with a girl, people just said, "Cool." People…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Diamond Club Update

7.3

I made a visit to this club last week on a Monday around 12:45 in the afternoon and stayed until 3:30. The Diamond Club is a smallish but still OK-sized club located right off I-75…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
Why won't dancers dance to these songs?
posted by
tuskular
  1. Fake Plastic Trees - Radiohead
  2. Schindler's List Theme Song
  3. Sober - TOOL
  4. Cat's in the Cradle - Harry Chapin
  5. Science Fair - Black Country, New Road
  6. Anything by Captain Beefheart

I put in a nice…

review
published 2 yrs ago
not worth a specail trip
reviewed by
StudlyJohn

7.7

Noticed no one has reviewed this place in over a year and the last review is mine. I have been here many times in the last year none of them have been great times or…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Political Discourse
Bad luck
posted by
mark94

“Throughout history,” Robert Heinlein wrote in 1973, “poverty is the normal condition of man.”

“Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded—here and there, now and then—are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised,…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Always worth a visit to Bottoms Up
reviewed by
popeyespizza

7.7

Was in Akron for the afternoon. I always stop by BU when I am in town because I like the staff that works there. They are very friendly and not pushy. Over the years I…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
Dogs
posted by
motorhead

And yes, this is appropriate for a strip club board because it’s been my observation strippers have a predilection for vicious breeds, especially pit bulls

Toddler and baby in Tennessee mailed to death by…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Small number of dancers, but high quality.
reviewed by
sandyman

6.7

Last stop of this WP tour. I had heard Dollies had reopened so stopped it in to check.
There was a 5 cover charge and a bottle of water was 4.
Though there were 2…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Decent time at yellow on a Tuesday
reviewed by
drlove1234321

7.3

My first time at Yellow Rose. Decided to stop by on a Tuesday around 9pm. Cover was $20 (expensive for a weekday). Inside it felt pretty empty, maybe 10 customers total. As soon as you…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Average afternoon
reviewed by
sandyman

6.0

Second stop on the WP tour. Cheeks is a sister club to Wise Guys across the street, but apparently they only have enough dancers to have one club open at a time.
There is a stage…

review
published 2 yrs ago
This is as much detail as I remember about Riviera
reviewed by
emilio42

6.3

I am going to begin this review by stating that I already submitted a detailed review for this club which a few jackasses rejected for not having enough details. One guy even said it was…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Busier than normal
reviewed by
sandyman

6.0

Started my Washington Park tour here. I have visited here a number of times over the years and the quality and quantity of the dancers vary tremendously. On this occasion the club was much busier…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Ole reliable
reviewed by
Jack451

8.3

Haven’t been to paradise in a while so decided to stop buy. I know all the usual girls here but I figured it’s been a while they must have gotten new girls.

Unfortunately the only…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
Non-Chain Breastaurants (Nation-wide)
posted by
SweetTator

Would love to comply a list of nationwide breastuarants!
They can be places that have multiple sites, just don't need people saying the obvious Hooters, Tilted Kilt, Twin Peaks.

review
published 2 yrs ago
$40 for Lap at Masters is steep!!!!
reviewed by
chipe

6.7

First time back in about a year. Before you enter you get a quick pat down. No big deal but Myrtle Beach always used to be pretty safe. Cover is $10 and you have to…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Ok for the price
reviewed by
smokinmo

7.0

This was my second time going in the week. I went on Thursday when it was dead, but that meant I got more attention. I got a great 3-song dance that night. Saturday was packed!…

review
published 2 yrs ago
I-10 pit stop
reviewed by
lsupeter

6.7

Got there around 11 for a little break after being on the road from Alabama for a long time. Sat off to the side and just had a red bull (I rarely drunk). The dancers…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
High school golf team cancels practice due to strippers on the course
posted by
shadowcat

Seems to me they could use the practice. :)

Story & photo:

nypost.com

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
article in the New Yorker about the people who live with strippers
posted by
WhoopWhoop

what do you think of this article? Have you ever lived with a stripper?

newyorker.com

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
Call of the Wild
posted by
rickdugan

Last night I watched as three girls tag teamed a guy who was clearly drunk off his ass. His eyes were glazed over and his mouth even hung open at times. One of…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
Would these tricks work on you to tip more?
posted by
Muddy

nypost.com

I guess a lot of guys love the pigtail thing.

review
published 2 yrs ago
Next time, give myself more time
reviewed by
Thejasonlee

6.0

I came to tropical lei because I was in the area and decided since I had actually never been there I would give it a shot. I came in late on a Saturday which I…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Shimmers or Trophy it's all the same to me
reviewed by
Putty

7.0

I stopped in on a Wednesday about five. This was my first of three stops for the day. Second was Scarlet Lounge and the third was Dolphin II. See those reviews in their respective listings.…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Visit on Way Home
reviewed by
jcw

5.3

I stopped by last week for the first time in a couple of years. Cover was only $6, but there were no more dance specials like their used to be on different nights. They said…

review
published 2 yrs ago
A decent hole in the wall joint
reviewed by
KingGordo

6.3

Haven’t been to Jrs Cabaret in awhile so I decided to stop by early on a Friday afternoon after work. From past experiences in this club, all the Latinas seem to work during the day…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
Shiny new toy syndrome in strip clubs
posted by
Muddy

You ever go into a new club and think to yourself "WOW EVERY GIRL IS HAWT!!!" then after like an hour your like you know what, ehh it's alright. Is this phenomenon unique to me…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Scarlett Lounge and maybe a new friend
reviewed by
Putty

7.3

After Shimmers and before Dolphin II (see those reviews under their listings) I stopped in Scarlet Lounge before 6. A few customers but no customer at the rack. A larger but sexy looking dancer on…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Might have been more fun if I played pool, though the dancers weren't bad
reviewed by
schmoe31415

6.3

Outer Limits was about a 15 minute drive from downtown Des Moines. Much of that was on a highway that made it feel further away out of town. The road the club's on is torn…