Gold Room Chicago
3815 W Lake St Stone Park, IL 60165

Mostly Meh!

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Slumperro
Oct 7, 2022, 7:38 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

So decided to go back to a spot I used to hit up quite a bit because I felt this was a club that I could always find diamonds in the rough. I also like hitting up the ten dollar nights because unlike most other clubs $10 gets you a topless dance for one song regardless of dancer. Some of the other Chicagoland clubs advertise $10 dollars but then the girls want twenty or even thirty for mutual touching.

Anyway, went on a Thursday afternoon and man was a sad state of affairs. For people that have never been, this place is on the bigger side of Chicago clubs but during the afternoon all the people at the club gather by the back bar . 10% of club is being used. Dancers are heading from dressing room straight to regulars and are doing a poor job circulating. I really don’t like having to chase dancers to come introduce themselves and sat for basically an hour and a half to get some attention. Girls were pretty blah in the 6-7 range. Also from 4-6 no one danced on stage so couldn’t go throw some dollars at girls. So if that’s your thing go after 6.

Luckily right when I was going to take off I bumped into a white girl that was a nine with an amazing body and we went in back and ran off like 9 dances. She was so damn hot really didn’t mind the average lappers. Just loved her look. Other dancers were also a mix of Latina and euro/white girls. Pretty much left right after the dances. Might be back for that diamond but it’s tough having to deal with the rest of the meh.

PS. They bartender was gorgeous and they have been advertising happy hour ten dollar dances M-F 4-6 I think but with those odds don’t know what you will find.

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