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This was my first ever visit to this club in downtown Portland. Amazingly, I found parking right across the street from the entrance. There was a doorman who checked ID and did a pat down,…

Easy short walk (downhill even!) from the convention center. Stick to Main Street and it seemed safe enough with traffic and streetcars passing. $20 cover to enter and you can come and go to…

I arrived at 9 pm and paid the $7 valet fee. The admission fee is another $10 when you get inside. Tip the gal at the desk, she is really nice.
When I got there,…

The club itself is nestled inside of a plaza parking lot. There are plenty of parking, never concerned for a parking spot. The entrance is up a few steps with a $10 charge after 7pm…

Went to Club Risqué after a work meeting in Wednesday night. Arrived around 9pm so it looked like the shifts were changing. There was a really nice looking girl on the pole when…

Saw on their website that one of my ATF's was working so I decided to head over. It was early evening on a Wednesday and there were maybe 8 ladies working. I think…

I stopped into Deja Vu in Minneapolis late on a thursday, hoping for a fun night out. The club itself is pretty standard — dim lighting, booming music, and a crowd that looked like it…

I hit Deja Vu after an event in a near by town, hoping to unwind. Spoiler alert, not the worst experience I've ever had but certainly near the bottom.

The area is close to the highway,…

I strolled into Xsensual recently on a Thursday night. I don’t do the Lingerie shops too often, I usually try it when I’m bored with the strip clubs at the moment. The good thing about…

The interior of Dandy Dan's is just a dark rectangular room and comes off exactly as it should, as a low bar strip club. When you walk in the long bar extends to the left.…

G2000 is a short train ride (7) and walk from midtown so not much more difficult than the midtown clubs. This where the similarity ends with G2000 more raw in terms of dancers and…

This has become my go to place in Minneapolis area to grab a beer, and hang out with some hotties!

The usual: large parking, $10 to get in. They scan your ID. I went in at…

This was a bigger place. When you enter, the main stage is right there. There are three poles. As the night went on, they increased the number of dances on stage at a time, with…

Was $2 to park and it was easy.

The place is very nice - upscale decor and overall high-end. There's a main stage in the center, a big bar in the back, and then an upstars…

Been to Pussy Cat many times over the last couple of decades. It had always been the most reliable club on The Block for me. However, times have changed.

The Block is Baltimore’s famous strip…

This was my first visit back at this club since its reopening. The reason I titled this review "Deceptive" is largely due to the parking lot. I went in the afternoon around 4 pm…

I was in town on a Thursday and I started my night across the street (at synn) but the other place was insanely crowded with dudes (couldn’t even find a place to sit). So I…

It’s been a while since I’ve made the trip to Gold Club, er, I mean “Old Dolphins.”

Sounds like there’s a new owner however I didn’t notice too much different other than some new drapes…

Visited on a Monday afternoon. Paid $10 to get in with no charge for parking behind the fence. The last time I can hear, I had to pay 10 to park even…

Tried Foxy again. First the club is nice and seems relatively upscale. You park in the lot across the street and walk in. I went on a Thursday afternoon and it there was no cover…

Long time reader, first time poster so apologies in advance if I don’t get the format right. After reading a lot about Cheetah, I went in on a Sunday afternoon on my way north from…

Went to CH last Friday with a pal. Its right opposite to GetGo on the border of Bedford. A handful of girls were working. Most of them were in late 20's…

Came here around 1pm there were about 5 latinas and 2 black girls. Entry was $10 and shots of reposado were $17. Ended up getting two separate shots because doubles end up being the size…

Maybe for a total of $12, this visit wasn't terrible. Maybe just miserable.

That's right. I was there for 35 or 40 minutes after work one afternoon and spent just $12. Beer was $5. Bartender…

I ended up back in Darmstadt a couple of weeks after my last visit to Sharks and decided to make the most of my time and go again. Twice. I visited on a Monday and a…

Drove up with a lady friend around 11pm on a Sunday night. The area is great and has had some development put into it in the past few years.

We were met with a mandatory…

Visited Cloakroom on a Friday. The club was decently busy but did have 1-2 open seats at the bar when we arrived shortly after 9 PM. The club got significantly more busy after the Capitals…

This place hardly changes, but I will go through the description again for the people who want to read it.
The location is on a little jug handle street that…

I’ve been to OTB a few times during the week, but never on a weekend so thought I would give it a shot. Club was fairly busy with multiple stages going(3). Seemed to be a…