@Icey, we should honestly be best friends!!! ;)
@sinclair too lol
@everyone, to everyone jumping in now about finding cheap dances or not needing to drop hundreds or thousands of dollars - sorry but to clarify, thatās not what my original post was about. I fully understand you can have a good time for $100 or less, hell, I literally wrote an article on that, and itās in the comments of my Part 2 article.
Hereās the point:
My thread was about the psychology behind spending big, the mindset, and the lessons learned and it is NOT (I mean this in the gentlest way over an online strip club review website/forum) about hunting for bargains or āwinningā by being the most frugal guy in the room at the strip club.
If you want tips on how to maximize $100 or even $80, check my write-up below.
AND ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION! Please kindly keep your salty commentary to yourself if possible haha, that is not the point of this thread but I guess it's a free country so you do you.
š§Ø Part 1: How I Played Around With $100 Last Night and Emotional Discipline, FINALLY!!!!!!!
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Look.
You donāt need to blow $1,000 to make an impact.
You just need self-control, timing, and maybe some Helly work boots (also makes sure yours don't smell like your worksite's sewer) that says āI could stomp an asshole with the bouncers if they needed backup.ā
I hit a new city for 2 business days so far...
4 double Jamesons deep last night...
$100 in fivers... (the blue one, for all you Americans on here lol)
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Step 1: Arrive Early. Not Eager.
I walked in around opening.
Scoped the room before the āGroup Effectā kicked in (you know the one hahahaha, seriously, the Group Effect occurs when 6 average-looking dancers morph into one clusterfucking confusing 8/10 maybe-baddie).
Didnāt rush. Didnāt react.
Just watched on the sidelines as per usual.
With headphones in if the music is shit and a double J-Mo and tall glass of water in both hands.
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Step 2: Be Seen. Not Loud.
I tipped the bartender light to start and the front of house staff - nothing crazy like I used to lol god damn I hate posturing. Joked with the bartender and front of house staff. Clocked the staff and how their vibes felt.
Didnāt roll coins. Never, ever do. LOL, it's funny when I tell BC people in the strip club industry I'm in/from Alberta now technically so they're like "NO COINS, ABSOLUTELY NO COINS". Anyways, I nodded and moved on. Didnāt cause chaos.
Just made sure they knew:
āIām not new here. Iām not stupid. Iām just sipping and waiting for the show.ā
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Step 3: Tip With Power. Not Desperation.
$5 bills. Not $1s.
No thirsty energy. Just a soft toss like Iām feeding koi fish in Kyoto lmao.
Didnāt spray the stack like a frat bro-bot.
Didnāt try to buy affection, you can, sure but it ain't gonna sizzle if she ain't the one tbh.
Just enough to be seen, not owned (HELL NAW, as Young Dolph would say).
If I got bored?
I stopped.
Because my boredom kicking in is great useful data, not a malfunction or an off night and holy hell..... and thank brother of Christ I learned this FINALLY - to check in with my own state of mind.
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Step 4: Emotional Rejection With Dignity
One tatted goth baddie came through. Portland-style.
Face? A poem.
Vibe? A dream.
Tooth? Shiny. Possibly possessed..... probably a cheap molar ugh fuck... boner down.
My little buddy downstairs screamed at me and said nope.
So I dipped respectfully... and my most important thing is GIVING GRACE TO THE DANCER despite my double glance turning into potential double regrets.
āWhen I see the one, Iāll know.ā
Said that in full view of the stripper booth-swarm.
Now they all wanna know who āthe oneā is.
Legend status: unlocked.
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Step 5: Exit Like a Myth
I had $20 left, wow.
Card declined on purpose (I literally blocked it earlier).
Sipped a final Jameson like it was a funeral for my old simp self lmao RIP to that old self from March 2023.
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TL;DR: This is the "BEGINNER, but come on now, lol it's for the cheap motherfuckers that are tryna be Anti-Simps (trademark this shit lmao, joking)" Way
Donāt go in loud. Go in tuned in.
Watch before acting. Tip with grace and give grace.
Leave if you ain't feeling anyone.
But it's so easy to go in with Part 2 now and fucking be a sniper!!!!!! LMAO