Dead, too bright, but kind of funny.

Drove up with a lady friend around 11pm on a Sunday night. The area is great and has had some development put into it in the past few years.

We were met with a mandatory valet (although I'm sure there is street parking around), who initially quoted $20 to park and must have seen our faces drop because he immediately lowered it to $15. Security patted me down and checked our IDs, then let us inside. Cover was another $10 per person.

First thing you notice is that the lights are really bright for a strip club. My friend kept mentioning that it made it feel less sexy, less prone for debauchery. To your right is the bottle service seating. It is slightly raised and has some fluffy couches. To your left is the bar, across from that is the stage. 1 stage, big screen behind the pole that plays stock footage of women in lingerie. Past the bar is the 'champagne rooms' and the lap dance area.