Cloakroom/May 2025

Visited Cloakroom on a Friday. The club was decently busy but did have 1-2 open seats at the bar when we arrived shortly after 9 PM. The club got significantly more busy after the Capitals game ended and the club was very busy starting at about 11 PM. Aside from the bar, there is seating around the club including tables off to the side of the stage and more private spaces that look like booths behind the stage across from the bar.

I estimate there were around 25 dancers working with 2 going on stage at a time. The club has a variety of women, including white, black, asian.......everything. I would say most of the dancers on the Friday were at least a 7. A handful of them I would say are 9-10 in terms of looks, particularly Ivy and Mandi. Very few of the dancers were overweight or unattractive. It is a fully nude club.

Drinks can be pricey, just like any strip club. If you are at the bar, strippers may approach you and ask for drinks. If you say yes, expect to spend around $100 to $200. Dancers may also offer you table dances, which are $50 each. These table dancers are kind of awkward. Unlike a typical strip club lap dance, there will be no touching, but the dancer will dance on a table in front of you while fully nude. What makes it awkward is a supervisor will be standing there the whole time supervising, which is a little weird. Finally, dancers may offer you to go upstairs to a private room. I have never accepted this offer so cannot report on what happens in the private room, but have been quoted around $500 to partake.