Upsides to having a stripper girlfriend

You have someone to fund your hobbies.

You make all the PLs jealous.

@Icey, unless single mom

When they bring home more strippers and buy you nice things. Lots of strippers are nice when they are not in full hustle mode

Positive: most work at night so their boyfriends can stay up all night playing video games and not get yelled at.

A tumultuous drug fueled relationship defined by arguments, petty theft, and excess is its own reward

Makes you appreciate your real life a bit more, when you leave her.

@Icey Their lifestyle makes them more prone to craving something real

110% holy shit, Icey is killing it. Lol words straight outta my brain for me! :D

More likely than not they’re a good fuck.

New rule: People who've clearly never had a stripper girlfriend don't post ragebait about having a stripper girlfriend.

You get to fund alcohol and drug addictions.

It's better than having a stripper wife.

^ you’re pretty good at making your share of negative comments, as a matter of fact you probably make 25 negative comments for every single comment you make that’s on topic

😂 Dating someone you know is openly cheating on you whenever they go to “work” is wild.

I don’t see how y’all can’t see how nice we have it. We get to see these girls at their best, in lingerie, hook up with them, and then leave when we are done. How is this not the best set up??

Ricky put the final nail in the coffin 👏

Some of those girls, maybe all, are selling a fantasy which is true but they also start to believe they are themselves fantastic and start to assume tricks like them for “who they are”. They will continue to dump real life boyfriends who remind them of who they really are and run to tricks for “confirmation” of how great and likeable they are.

It’s a vicious cycle between the girl and the trick. They both think the other likes him/her for who they really are. It is a fantasy for both parties but the girl makes the money while trick goes broke.

They may be disgusted by the trick but the wealthy gringo trick is real to them. He could be spending his money on anything else or any other girl. But he chose her, the special one.

Camaraderie here is better than a SC locker room 👏

A successful stripper is going to be physically hot and take care of her appearance. She's not going to stop going to the gym and look meh 3 months into the relationship.

She has her own money.

While some strippers are very monogamous, the fact is a lot are more open to non monogamous arrangements than other women.

Most of her friends are probably going to be other hot strippers. Their average pool party or beach barbecue is going to involve a lot of G-strings.

She owns a lot of sexy lingerie. The Nurse rule applies here. It's 50-50 if she's willing to wear her work clothes at home. Also 50-50 if she's willing to give her partner lap dances and strip for him.

If you think someone's job is typically a major factor in deciding who you should date, the advantage of dating anybody would be losing your virginity.

Sloppy seconds, thirds. Money for a Steak dinner.