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Would you want a stripper girlfriend who is UNABLE TO HOLD A NON-STRIPPING JOB?

Some of you folks going to strip clubs HOPING and/or TRYING to get yourselves a STRIPPER GIRLFRIEND should ask yourselves - WOULD YOU WANT A STRIPPER GIRLFRIEND WHO CANNOT HOLD A NON-STRIPPING JOB! As some readers and posters may…

Centerfold

Springfield, Missouri

Went to this Club a few...

Went to this Club a few weeks back and it is a very nice club. The girls were very friendly and nice looking. I would go back to the club if I get back to

Dancers Royale

Orlando, Florida

Nice, quaint, small club. Maybe 40...

Nice, quaint, small club. Maybe 40 male customers, but also 20 or so FEMALE customers. Many women bought dances !! What 's up with that? I've never seen this on Orlando. I WILL be back

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

This doesn't compare to the one...

This doesn't compare to the one in North Carolina. There were several quality girls that made it a fun experience. Especially Kitty, who give the best "clean" lap dance I may have ever…

Temptations Go Go Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

Small neighborhood typt bar. Usually...

Small neighborhood typt bar. Usually four or so very attractive young ladies. Low hussle for $. If you stretch it a few dollars can last all night. Private lap area where what you…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

The music is way too loud...

The music is way too loud after the "large" DJ comes to work. How came we stop him from coming in? Break his legs? Or break his fingers so he can't use the volume control?…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Went to Cheetah last Monday night...

Went to Cheetah last Monday night for the first time. The whole operation was run pretty well from what I could tell. The bouncers were friendly and found me and my friend a couple of…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

Mount Carmel, Ohio

Went to the DV club on...

Went to the DV club on Monday night for $10. dance night. Lots of good looking ladies. Excellent stage shows and decent private dances. Downside, no contact and lots of hustling by…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

This place has definitely gotten better...

This place has definitely gotten better over the last few months. When I was there in January, Deirdre was the bext looking dancer there (blonde, nice rack, and legs all the way up to there).…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

I've been here a few times...

I've been here a few times since my last review, and my inkling is that the place has gone slightly down hill. There's a few too many new skanky South American imports than I…

Crazy Rock Gentlemen's Club

Romeoville, Illinois

After a recent purge of dancers,...

After a recent purge of dancers, the Rock is at a low period in Dancer quality and friendliness. One of the worst things right now greets you the minute you enter the door. The little Hottie-Nottie…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Stopped by Saturday afternoon at 4:00...

Stopped by Saturday afternoon at 4:00 and paid $5 cover to get in. There were about 15 customers and at least 12 dancers - mostly white or Mexican ranging in looks from 6-8.…

Club Fantasy

Sacramento, California

Went to Club Fantasy May 7th,...

Went to Club Fantasy May 7th, got there about midnight. About a dozen or so girls working and most were lamenting that the crowd that night was particularly bad. They were right at…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I hated to do it, but...

I hated to do it, but based on the feedback I just received from my review buddy, I had to drop my favorite club down a notch. My report is based on his visit…

Pa's Woody

Binghamton, New York

Was here last tonight (Sat, 5-8-04),...

Was here last tonight (Sat, 5-8-04), around midnight. The place was pretty sparse for a saturday night. There were about a dozen girls and maybe a dozen patrons. The girls here are all young and…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I used to be a regular...

I used to be a regular customer at TD's but got tired of the poor service, unfriendly dancers, noisy DJs, and managers who just don't care if you have a complaint. I tried it one…

Pleasures

Wichita, Kansas

I made another visit to Pleasures...

I made another visit to Pleasures this afternoon (i.e., Saturday, May 8th). Entered the club around 3:00PM and spent a few hours. Again, there was no cover charge in the afternoon. There were about five…

Candy, A Gentlemen's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

One truism of strip clubs is...

One truism of strip clubs is the amount of fun you have is often directly porportional to the amount of money you spend and alcohol you drink. All I can say is thank God my ATM…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Hadn't been here since the remodel...

Hadn't been here since the remodel was done, finally swung by earlier this week during the day. The bathroom is so much better, the seating area huge. It was a little too bright.…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Archibald's is like no other club...

Archibald's is like no other club I have been to. You walk in, and the bouncer shows you to a table or the bar. there are two small stages where the women dance continuously, while…

The Palace Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Went to The Palace during the...

Went to The Palace during the Final Four. There were a lot of girls, but not enough seats (busy event). The Concierge at the Hyatt, said The Palace is the place for upscale…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

I went to Mitchell Bros. for...

I went to Mitchell Bros. for the first time one Wednesday night with a group of guys I was working with in the city. I have known about this place for ever but till now…

Center Stage

Springfield, Massachusetts

The 418 is currently closed for...

The 418 is currently closed for remodeling. I have talked to a couple of people at its sister clubs, but no one seems to have any idea on when it will reopen. I sure hope…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Visited on 4/23/04, around 6pm. Club...

Visited on 4/23/04, around 6pm. Club was dead. Girls were ignoring the few customers that were there. The few couch dances that I got were all air. Basically a waste of money.

King's Inn

Savannah, Georgia

Do not waste your time on...

Do not waste your time on this club. What a joke! It is a bar with a small stage in the middle. The waitress(es) take turns dancing for a couple of songs to a juke…

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Fake orgasms

Do guys like when dancers fake an orgasm? Isn't humorous when a dancer start moaning as soon as she sits on your lap? It's so obvioulsy fake that it can be distracting or a turn off.

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Fake orgasms

Do guys like when dancers fake an orgasm? Isn't humorous when a dancer starts moaning as soon as she sits on your lap? It's so obvioulsy fake that it can be distracting or a turn off.

Stars Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

Expected a bit more from this...

Expected a bit more from this club. The atmosphere wasn't bad, but the seating seemed a bit crowded. The dancers would rate around a 6 with maybe one or two 8's. Not to…

Pony Birmingham

Birmingham, Alabama

Having some time to kill between...

Having some time to kill between meetings, I went by Sammy's on a Thursday nite. Plenty of good looking women, and the drink prices aren't too rediculous. A lot of silicone on the…

103rd St. Gentlemen's club

Jacksonville, Florida

Yaaaawwwwnnnn Boring, boring, boring club. The place...

Yaaaawwwwnnnn Boring, boring, boring club. The place is a dive and not in a good way. The cover charge was $5 on a Friday with a two drink minimum. Drinks are non-alcholoic and taste watered down,…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

As far as DC goes, this...

As far as DC goes, this is by far the best club. The club is clean, pleasant and nicely decorated. Most of the dancers are very attractive 6-8, even 9 ratings. Variety of dancers, ethnic…

Tiffany's

Atlanta, Georgia

I went dropped into the Diamond...

I went dropped into the Diamond Club on Cinco de Mayo in the afternoon, you’d think they would have beer specials or something but nope $5.50 coronas. Didn’t seem to be a cover charge…

Crazy Rock Gentlemen's Club

Romeoville, Illinois

As long as you realize that...

As long as you realize that this is a bikini bar, it is a great place to hang out. A lot of new faces - a lot of E Europran girls. The amount…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

Finally made it to Cafe Cleo....

Finally made it to Cafe Cleo. I went in the afternoon. It is very dark with maybe 15 dancers. I would say there was only 1 girt above a 6 and her…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

I went here on May 6th....

I went here on May 6th. All is definitely well in Tampa. With all the discussion about 6 foot rule and such I wasn't sure what to expect. Mons definitely delivered.…

Lollipops Gentlemen's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

I recently visited Daytona while down...

I recently visited Daytona while down in Florida on business, a buddy and I decided to stay a couple extra nights for a bachelor weekend. Our first night in Daytona we visited Lollipops just…

Jet Strip

Memphis, Tennessee

made atrip to e@b a couple...

made atrip to e@b a couple of weeks ago, it was mid afternoon on a sat. the club itself seemed to be cleaned ip alot since my last trip. cover is still ten, drinks were…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

The Diamond is an upscale club...

The Diamond is an upscale club just outside of the downtown Denver area. Valet parking ($5) is required but you may find some street parking around the building. There are usually 4 stages…

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

I went here to start my...

I went here to start my evening off in Tampa and what can I say $5 dollar cover and 2 jack & cokes later I was headed for Mons Venus. The hottest 2 women…

Peppermint Hippo

Pineville, Missouri

Was here on a Wednesday. ...

Was here on a Wednesday. Stopped as I was traving, and was tired of staring at the road. After I got inside, I wished I had stayed on the road! Didn't see…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

The last time I was here...

The last time I was here was a while ago, but from what I remember this place was low hustle and the girls were friendly. But my recollection is not the recent past.…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Went in on a Sunday night....

Went in on a Sunday night. No cover until 8pm. They were also having 2 for 1 drink specials during a good part of the evening. Center stage was two-tiered, with a dancer working the…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

It is a big club, compared...

It is a big club, compared to others in town. There is no VIP room, which sucked as I was interested in getting a room with some ladies ;0) The girls range from 4-9. Mostly…

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

Just fyi: Previous reviews indicate that...

Just fyi: Previous reviews indicate that there is no cover charge M-W. While that may have been true in the past, nowadays it's always $10 to get in (plus mandatory $5 drink).

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

My girlfriend and I had a...

My girlfriend and I had a great time. She put on a show for some of the guys watching us make out.. very hot!! Loved the guy whose jaw just dropped when he…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I've had great nights here, and...

I've had great nights here, and then some pretty slow ones. This one was slow. I made a mistake and took a VIP dance with a girl named Tanya (I think). 6…

Sugar Daddy's

Martinsburg, West Virginia

I went to this club on...

I went to this club on Thurs. night around 10:30 pm. It was fairly busy with about a dozen girls working. Most girls I would rate as a 6 with a few that…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Stopped by at noon yesterday, several...

Stopped by at noon yesterday, several patrons and three girls working, enjoyed the free lunch buffet. This has always been one of my favorite clubs and continues to be an all around good club.…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

This is a good high milage...

This is a good high milage club, yes its some what of a dump, the quality of the girls ranges from 5 to7 and an occasional 8. But the counch dances are excellent.…

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

Manhattan is a bad scene: ...

Manhattan is a bad scene: gown clubs, high prices, mercenary girls. Stiletto isn't in any way a high quality or high mileage club, but for my money, it's the best value in town.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Boy this place is always crowded,...

Boy this place is always crowded, was there at 3:00 PM on a Thursday, had a great high milage energetic dance from Marianne. Great little Lation looking girl. Recommended. Went for 2 dances…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

This club is fantastic! It...

This club is fantastic! It has now made my "Top 5" list of U.S. strip clubs. The girls are pretty much your standard fare - ranging from 5s to 8s, some of them…

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Order in the court!!

I've got a lawyer friend (female) that has suggested to a female client that she divorce her husband. Seems he's been sneaking off to a strip club from time to time. Her reasoning: 'he's getting a hard on from another…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

This was my first time back...

This was my first time back to Ricks since the remodel. They did a fine job. It seems to have a lot more places to hide than in it's previous incarnation. The…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

I went on a Sunday night....

I went on a Sunday night. As expected the talent was kinda short staffed and I spent most of that evening working on my buzz. (In case you didn't see in another review,…

Fantasy Island

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

I've been here several times over...

I've been here several times over the past 2 years whenever I visit OKC. This place has one of the best contact lap dances around in the U.S. The girls are about 5-8 in attractiveness,…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

They say free entry, but there's...

They say free entry, but there's always a catch --- in this case, that you have to buy a bottomless soft drink for $10 at the door. Once you get in, there's a small stage…

Bar Downtown

Montréal, Quebec

I got here at 6:oopm. ...

I got here at 6:oopm. There were about 6 dancers, but no one dancing. I asked why and was told the dancers do not start until there are a least 5 customers.…

XXXTasy Ranch

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

As an out-of-towner, I've been here...

As an out-of-towner, I've been here for the first time about two weeks ago. OKC has never been much of a place for lap dances as far as I could tell. This place changed my…

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Do u think dancers need pimps

Because it doesn't seem like they know what to do with there money. Most spend it on drugs or shopping and don't even own cars are just live out of motels?

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Would you want a stripper girlfriend who has been FUCKED FOR MONEY?

If you are going to strip clubs looking for a girlfriend, would it bother you if the stripper you want to be your girlfriend has EVER been FUCKED FOR MONEY? Do you ASK strippers if they have EVER been…

Cabaret Sex Appeal

Montréal, Quebec

I wandered into this club by...

I wandered into this club by accident. The girls at the time were nothing to look at. A coke was 6.00. the onlt thing reasonable was the enterance fee; a tip to the…

Paradise City Uncensored

South Houston, Texas

I have been to the club...

I have been to the club a couple of times in the last few months. The club is running a $5.00 cover before 10:00 PM. The girls are 7's and 8's with a few 9's.…

Roxy Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

wonderful lap dances. most women...

wonderful lap dances. most women avg from 5-7's. drinks are avg. good all round club. was here in 2002 and the club has improved since then.

Babes Show Club

Jackson, Mississippi

I was in Babes on a...

I was in Babes on a Wednesday night and was stunned at the number of women, some of whom were rather high-quality in terms of looks. The weeknights definitely have a better hotness-to-client ratio that…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Went to Rick's last Thursday. ...

Went to Rick's last Thursday. The remodel is great. There is a VIP area, but I thought the area to the left of the main stage was better. Less people and lower…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

I spent an evening at PT's...

I spent an evening at PT's Showclub, one of the best clubs in the Denver area a few weeks ago. The evening's entertainment focused on another of PT's "fuzzbuster" shaving contests. The girls…

Elite Gentlemen's Club

Charleston, West Virginia

Not Worth It. CCG is the...

Not Worth It. CCG is the only adult club in downtown Charleston. However, it is worth the drive to Barbousville after seeing this place. After going a few times and it sucking, we gave…

Ocean Cabaret

La Marque, Texas

I been to the club a...

I been to the club a couple of times in the last few months. It is not as entertaining as it was a couple of years ago. The girls are 7's and 8's with a…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

This club is a bit strange....

This club is a bit strange. The building itself is big, but the stage area and the number of seats in the stage area seems small. But the stage itself is big.…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Barboursville, West Virginia

Southern Exposure is a mixed bag....

Southern Exposure is a mixed bag. They have great specials throughout the week (35 dollar lap dances) and decent drink specials. On the weekend it is basically full price. They had a decent number of…

Just Teazin'

Painesville, Ohio

This club was really much nicer...

This club was really much nicer than I expected. It is easy to find just off of Route 2. Look for "Bacon Road" on the exit sign. The club is very close to the exit.…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

For a sunday, this club was...

For a sunday, this club was on fire!!!Great laps with serious two way contact. Go for the $20 topless version because the mileage is just as good as the $40 dollar nude lap.…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Cheetah's has improved since I've been...

Cheetah's has improved since I've been here last. The girls here give good lapdances, and there are usually many nice looking ones around. Prices vary a little with the girls. I'd done…

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

Went there again lsat Tuesday afternoon....

Went there again lsat Tuesday afternoon. Not much change. Got a great dance from Chyna and Michelle, both were hot and very into it. I advise you to sit next to stages, not in front of them, for…

Rachel's Steak House and Men's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

I was in Rachels yesterday around...

I was in Rachels yesterday around 1pm. It was lunch time and it was busy. There were more than a dozen girls working and they were great to look at. One in…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I was in the club on...

I was in the club on a Wed afternoon. It was not very busy. I had dances from several girls. The best of which was a girl named Maria. She showed…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Update on my last experience. ...

Update on my last experience. As you read in the previous review, a cancer existed at this club. A dancer who enjoyed "scamming" customers and giving this club a poor reputation. With…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Once again, another EXTREMELY emjoyable evening...

Once again, another EXTREMELY emjoyable evening was spent at the Hip Hugger last night (5/5). For a Wednesday night it seemed to be slow night. Not many customers were here, but as you…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

On a recent afternoon visit, Roxy's...

On a recent afternoon visit, Roxy's once again earned my fealty. That means that I like the place! Check out Cassie. Been there a while, but nice and friendly and ......

Fallen Angels

Blackpool, England

Fallen Angels, the new name for...

Fallen Angels, the new name for the old Too Hot To Handle on Albert Rd, Blackpool. Currently undergoing a few cosmetic changes, but the staff and girls haven't changed, and the atmosphere is just as

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Where some customers, who post here, have their heads buried!

Some of the strip club customers who post here have buried their heads as shown in this URL - http://www.4freeteens.org/extreme/1/ It's a sad state, but unfortunately true for many who chose to see no evil, hear no evil, and…

Smiles II

Roxbury, New Jersey

Lots of hot looking women working...

Lots of hot looking women working but showing very little flesh. No lap dances. The girls are absolute vacumn cleaners when it comes to the singles in your wallet. They dance on…

Club 15

Lake Hopatcong, New Jersey

Recently visited on what I hope...

Recently visited on what I hope was a slow night. Not much action going on with 4 or 5 dancers who seemed very bored. It's got a small local bar "feel". A…

Bliss

Atlanta, Georgia

This is a really laid back...

This is a really laid back club...it's more of a bar with naked girls dancing around. Not a lot of hot women, but not a lot of pressure to buy dances or drinks either.…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Rick's is a great club, but...

Rick's is a great club, but has gotten pretty expensive. They recently remodeled and now their private VIP dances are $30 per song. Go during the dayshift to get the best mileage.…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

This is by far the best...

This is by far the best club I have ever been in. I've tried clubs in San Fansisco, Vegas, New Orleans and others. You could spend some pretty good cash here, but I think you…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

I visited this club while in...

I visited this club while in California last month. Club layout is pleasant but same as most clubs. Atmosphere is good, music good, most of the girs I saw there were definately 8+…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Last Friday evening this place was...

Last Friday evening this place was hummin'. Lots of girls, from 6-9, some thin, some solid but no blimps. A couple of gorgeous ladies who were naturally well built (my favorite). One was going by…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Anchorage, Alaska

It has been a few years...

It has been a few years since I visited the Bush Company but it was top 5 on my list. Great girls, many extra's and 1/3 the price for extra's that you pay in the…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Went to the O last week....

Went to the O last week. Still the best club in Chicago area to mesy by far. Club is really big and spaced out. Music is eally good to me, lots of…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

Hawaii Theatre is an interesting club....

Hawaii Theatre is an interesting club. I have to agree with the other reviewers who have said that pretty much whatever you're looking for is available. Good, high contact lap dances, although there's…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

It was like 'going home'. Made...

It was like 'going home'. Made it to Mickey's on opening day May 4th. The place is beautiful but still has that 'homey' feeling where everyone knows everyone else. It has been rebuilt like a…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Went to the club on a...

Went to the club on a Saturday night after gong to Masters and Thee Doll House the previous night. Noticed immediately a HUGE improvement in talent over the other two places. Sat down…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Got a pleasent surprise when dropping...

Got a pleasent surprise when dropping in recently on a Saturday night. Although none of my experience in Alabama clubs had been anywhere near recent, none had been anything to write home (or TUSCL) about…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

This week I am in Orlando...

This week I am in Orlando which is not the place to be if you are a SJC and a PL. So, west on Route 4 to Tampa to get my monthly SC fix at…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Went in on a Wednesday night,...

Went in on a Wednesday night, about 7:30. I agree with the other reviews here...girls were 6-8s, but the dances make up for the difference. There is wide variance in terms of what…

Wild Orchid Gentlemens Club

Reno, Nevada

I visited the club in mid-afternoon...

I visited the club in mid-afternoon on 5/5. A dancer joined me and we chatted for a while before she had to go up on stage.While she was on stage another dancer came over and…

Choo Choo's

Waldorf, Maryland

For whatever reason, the limits on...

For whatever reason, the limits on touching in DC area clubs are overly strict. What is the harm in squeezing tits etc., especially when the girl is already grinding her ass on you? I'm not…

The Gentleman's Club

Wellford, South Carolina

I just stopped in here on...

I just stopped in here on my way from Greenville to Charlotte. Early afternoon on a tuesday. They had about 9 dancers in the club but what a great place to stop in…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

went by on a Tuesday afternoon....

went by on a Tuesday afternoon. the place is hopping, with about 10 dancers and more patrons. beer is $6.00. Had a dance for $20 from a stunning blonde, 24 yrs old. Will go…

Club Nikki's

Belmont, North Carolina

Went here at about 11pm on...

Went here at about 11pm on a monday evening. Place was pretty dull. Girls looked tired and ready to go home. Best thing was the $3 jack and cokes they offered.

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Visited on Saturday, May 1. ...

Visited on Saturday, May 1. I've been there during the week and the talent and quantity of dancers does not measure up to week days. The girls were more aggressive for tips than during…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Great place . . . little...

Great place . . . little private rooms for laps. Sampled a few. Met a cute little, but older hispanic blonde . . . who made my day. Very handy indeed. Very…

Rick's Cabaret Houston Intercontinental

Houston, Texas

Was staying at a hotel near...

Was staying at a hotel near intercontinental , , , and lo and behold two doors away from Ricks. Visited twice both times for lunch . . . no entry fee but $6 for…

Ritz

Houston, Texas

Everytime in Houston I need to...

Everytime in Houston I need to get a Ritz fix . . . great food, great waitresses who will get in on the act too. Very nice laps for $20 and some amazing activities…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

I made another visit to THE...

I made another visit to THE best club (Hip Hugger, of course) last night (5/4). The place was MUCH busier and the crowd was a little more lively than the previous night (see yesterday's…

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DFK, LFK: Definitions?

Can someone define these terms?

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On board info--how to...?

Ok, I have noticed that RL and others have revived old postings. How do you do this? Is this a feature that isn't available to those of us who haven't really gotten to review the number of clubs…