Some reviewers have complained that they...

Some reviewers have complained that they couldn't find a seat during the evening hours. They ought to arrive at lunch time as I did the other day. I could have had any seat in the house.

The upside is that the cover charge is only 5 bucks at that time and it includes a great buffet lunch. You'll pay more than that for lunch at Mickey D's so this is a really good deal.

No sooner did I sit down with my meal than a hot-looking blonde in a red latex outfit and very large silicone boobs came over. She invited herself to sit at my table while I ate and she proceeded to tell me all about how bad business has been and how she lost her job at Enron and took up stripping to pay the rent.