I got there at about 7pm....

I got there at about 7pm. If you've read any of my previous reviews, you know I'm a scotch drinker. After sitting down for about 30 minutes, and turning down 5 or so offers for some company, I still hadn't seen a waitress to take my order. I finally flagged one down and ordered a scotch (one that I wanted), she said she had to go check to see if they had it (you don't know?). She came back to tell me that it was $50+, and asked if I still wanted it. Did she think that good scotch older than she was was going to be cheap? I told her that the price was fine and yes, I did want it. By this time, I'm fuming at the delay. She comes back with the drink after a while, and I toss $80 her way. My subtle hint that if she stays on top of things, I'll be happy and so will she. Does it work? No! She dissapears for about an HOUR! I figure I've just picked the wrong spot/waitress, so I move.

I move to the back where it is so dark I can't find a spot without tripping over someone enjoying his "extras". No girl on stage in the back. I sit down and Whammo!, I've got a waitress, a drink and a hot little number in my lap. Just like that. Wrong seat indeed!

After about 15 or 20 table dances with a variety of ladies, I find one I like and decide to kick it up a notch. I'm going upstairs. It's quite crowded downstairs and I can't hear myself think, never mind hold up a decent conversation between table dances. I go upstairs with the girl I've picked and wait, and wait, and wait, and FINALLY a waitress comes along to give me the champagne/wine list (you have to buy one to go upstairs). I buy a bottle of '93 Dom (not the best, not the worst) and some strawberries. I spend an hour or so up there with my girl of choice and leave thinking "well that was a waste of time!". The money, I planned to spend, so it wasn't a big deal. The time I had was limited, however, so at the end, I just went back to my hotel.