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Expressions II

Tiffin, Ohio

i have been to thsi club...

i have been to thsi club several times reguler dances are 25 per song but you if you wait and you will get a dance for 2 songs then just 1 song for 35.…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

A visit to Bare Elegance on...

A visit to Bare Elegance on Saturday night only confirmed to me how barren the strip club scene is in Southern California. The place is under new management. So I thought that maybe…

Chubbies Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Went back yet again, still not...

Went back yet again, still not sure why. ( Location I guess). Not much has changed since my last review. Girls were more attentive this past time (Fri night, had to be to make…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

This club has one stage where...

This club has one stage where there are nude dances. They do private dances in three different places: a regular VIP room, the "space ship" and the champagne rooms. The VIP room has somewhat private…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

One of the worst clubs I...

One of the worst clubs I have ever been in (out of about 40 clubs in past 5 years). On a recent weekday night, there were about 6 girls, some attractive, and some who should…

Deja Vu

San Juan, Puerto Rico

Went last night, after visiting St....

Went last night, after visiting St. Tropez. It was rocking. It was almost crampted, just like in the good old days ;). I was lucky to find a seat onstage and was able to get…

Big Al's

Peoria, Illinois

Went to the "World Famous" club...

Went to the "World Famous" club this evening and I wasn't overly impressed. The staff was friendly but the dancers weren't the quality I expected. There was a beligerent drunk that the bouncers couldn't keep…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

Great atomsphere. Lots of hot...

Great atomsphere. Lots of hot girls walking around the entire night. Excellent views of three tier stage, each tier has a girl on it on a rotation throughout the night. VIP room…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Pretty good club; my friends and...

Pretty good club; my friends and I have been going here for years. The club has a 2-story layout, long and narrow, with a stage in the center of each floor. The layout…

Chances Are

Lafayette, Indiana

This is known as the classy...

This is known as the classy club of Lafayette. Cover was $5. There are three stages in the club, the main stage always has a girl dancing on it, and every once in a while…

Century Lounge

Lennox, California

I went here on a wednesday...

I went here on a wednesday night.. not too many people there, and this place felt kind of seedy to me. I thought I was walking into a low rent porno shop. The…

Wild Wild West Gentlemen's Club

Salina, Kansas

Went back to this club with...

Went back to this club with a friend since it's the only one in the region. We had been in KC and were on the way west. The following represents the findings. On a Saturday night…

Shapes

Kingston upon Hull, England

I come for the style, I...

I come for the style, I stay for the comfort (and the naked girls dont hurt either) Black leather sofas to sink into and let your eyes dance over the beauties performing on the stage.…

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Great nude club. Dances are...

Great nude club. Dances are $20. And while you have to keep your hands at your sides the girls provide some great grindage. Every one of them is beautiful and friendly.

San Tropez

Cataño, Puerto Rico

Went for the first time last...

Went for the first time last night. This club is very spacious and from what I saw it has a mezzanine where lap dances, etc. are held. The fake leather couches the previous poster mentioned…

Club 27 Cabaret

Four Corners, Florida

This is a small club with...

This is a small club with a single stage. The dancers do two song sets and wind up in pasties (which are mostly invisible in the low light). Dancers do table dances for $8 (no…

Pirate's Cove

Aberdeen, South Dakota

I visited this club over a...

I visited this club over a Sunday through Thursday. Went every night. The atmosphere is not upscale, but not a dive either, just kind of average small town club. The quality of…

Playhouse Club

Romulus, Michigan

Went to the Play House on...

Went to the Play House on a recent Tuesday night. There were about 15 girls, most of them quite attractive. This place has a bar on the right, a central stage, with room for 2…

Grandview Gentlemen's Club

Covington Township, Pennsylvania

$15 cover, fairly normal for a...

$15 cover, fairly normal for a Saturday night, a lot of girls and many customers. There were probably 4 bachelor parties. They should build a room. Most of the bachelor party attendies are kids that…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Went to the club on Wednesday...

Went to the club on Wednesday hoping to catch Trish so I could give her a greeting card for Sari, who's been ill, from Shadowcat. Even tho' I got there around 6:30PM I had missed…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Not sure if it's fair to...

Not sure if it's fair to dock a place a point for being _too_ crowded, but it definitely affected my enjoyment at PP night. The place was just packed. I suspect it may have…

Stars Sports Bar & Adult Entertainment

Muskegon Heights, Michigan

Went to Murphy's early Thursday evening,...

Went to Murphy's early Thursday evening, about 6:45 pm. Sign says $3 cover but since there were no dancers there yet, cover was free. Had a Molson Ice (only 43.25) and waited...and waited...and…

Men's Club of Reno

Reno, Nevada

Visited MC Saturday night with a...

Visited MC Saturday night with a hot female, we arrived around 10pm, admission was $20. Apparently, the club received an extension from the city (til Sept) regarding relocation because digging for the train trench…

Krystal Cabaret

Portsmouth, Virginia

I came back here again this...

I came back here again this weekend, and got dances with two new dancers, plus one girl that I had gotten dances from before. The layout of the club is still the same; front…

Illusion's Gentlemens Club

Palma, Spain

Back here on a Saturday night....

Back here on a Saturday night. Still a nice selection, despite the fact that deer season is over. London was pretty hot. Logan is still hot. Both were good in the…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

f$&k^ng - A++++! i have...

f$&k^ng - A++++! i have been to many clubs from coast to coast and this place is the bomb. both topless side and full nude side. you can enjoy some social lubrication while…

Déjà Vu Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Visited on Saturday night. There was...

Visited on Saturday night. There was a lot of activity in the club as there was an apparent Bachelor Party in full swing. Most of the attractive girls were right in the middle of it.…

Front Room

Kinky things done at club

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Front Room

If a stripper REFUSES to tell you her REAL NAME and PHONE NUMBER she ......

If a stripper REFUSES to tell you her REAL NAME and PHONE NUMBER then she probably DOES NOT TRUST YOU! Get serious about this - there is a good chance that a stripper who REFUSES to tell you her…

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

Interesting oasis in the desert of...

Interesting oasis in the desert of El Paso. Had a few hours to blow go grabbed a cab and headed over on a Saturday afternoon. It was probably not at its peak. $…

Shaker's

Stratford, Connecticut

place was raided again last week....

place was raided again last week. Was not there, but read that guys in the back were taken in and guys at the bar were sent home

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

As with several recent trips, I...

As with several recent trips, I continue to be a little disappointed with OG. Was here several nights early to mid-week this trip. The only night that clicked for me was Thursday, fairly…

Dreams

Tampa, Florida

Had a nice time here. ...

Had a nice time here. The dancers are friendly and they run 2-4-1 drink specials fairly often. I liked Sexy--a cute young Jamican dancer w/blonde hair and a big rack...she's raw on stage...didn't…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Stopped in here on a Saturday...

Stopped in here on a Saturday afternoon for a quick visit. I hadn't been in here in quite a while. Free self-park and after showing my "membership card" which was acquired many months…

Choo Choo's

Waldorf, Maryland

One of the best things about...

One of the best things about this club is its hours. Unless you're going to Baltimore's Block, this is really the only choice during the daytime hours. And it's a good choice. If you…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Got to check out Rick's for...

Got to check out Rick's for the first time On Thursday April 29. The club is really red inside. Interesting seating. Had a great time. Had high mileage dances in the VIP from…

All Stars

San Antonio, Texas

All stars is a better than...

All stars is a better than average strip club. The girls were all of better than average quality. All the girls were in decent shape and were friendly. I watched a lot…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Went here with a friend simply...

Went here with a friend simply because of its legendary status. The neighborhood was better than I expected, but there are alot of aggressive panhandlers - just like everywhere in SF. I was shocked at…

Jewel Box

Baltimore, Maryland

YIKES!!! I went here for a...

YIKES!!! I went here for a bachelor party, and boy was this place scary. Nasty girls, overpriced drinks and rotten mileage. Maybe I was here on a bad night, but I'm not going…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Was in Anaheim for business and...

Was in Anaheim for business and tried this club a night after Speramint Rhino. Had I come to this club first I would have saved some money and stuck with it two nights in…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Kokomo is about a 3 hour...

Kokomo is about a 3 hour drive for me, but I do it about once a month just to get to the Hip Hugger. Why? Great dances with a lot of contact from hot women…

Deja Vu Spokane

Spokane, Washington

Visited mid April, hadnt been there...

Visited mid April, hadnt been there in years. $10 entry included VIP lounge, bottomless drink (non- alcoholic). Layout basically unchanged, good sound, good lights. At 6pm Wednesday, only about 6 dancers…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

Jiggles is getting better. They've...

Jiggles is getting better. They've added a VIP section where dances are $20. They've got high-backed chair/booths; like the new furniture at Rick's in Seattle. I had three dances from 3 different…

Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club

Lake Station, Indiana

I read in the Post-Tribune that...

I read in the Post-Tribune that GPD raided the place last Sunday during one of the lock-ins. The Miller community activitists saw a flyer and contacted the vice squad who then attended the party.…

Savannah Gentlemens Club

Savannah, Georgia

Stopped by on two different nights...

Stopped by on two different nights while in Savannha on business. The club is located in a small strip of buildings not far from a large mall. Not hard to find but look for the…

Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

This place has gotten a lot...

This place has gotten a lot better since my last visit. Comfy chairs have been added all around the back, which gives the girls a little more leeway. The 3 dances I got from Vanessa…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

My friends and I were recently...

My friends and I were recently at this club. We've come back a few times since the opening and the general concensus is that it is going downhill in a hurry. At the opening, there…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

First time to a strip club...

First time to a strip club in Indy - bunch of guys on the project went. Staff was friendly and we didn't have to pay a cover when we flashed our hotel cards (big…

Diamond Club

Bronx, New York

This club is located in the...

This club is located in the Hunts point section of the bronx not too big but it's also not a hole in the wall..The girls are average looking mostly hispanic and afro- American a few…

Showgirl Video

Las Vegas, Nevada

This place has always been seedy....that...

This place has always been seedy....that is part of its appeal. Don't sit anywhere, as it may have remnants of the previous visitor, but the quality of the girls seems to be improving.…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Went in on a Thursday afternoon...

Went in on a Thursday afternoon at about 12:30PM. This was my second trip since the new remodel. The last time I was there I didn’t see any of the regulars I was…

Pope's

Palm Springs, California

Good place to go for reasonable...

Good place to go for reasonable contact, nude dances with average ladies. Prices are high ($45 for one dance/$115 for three dances/$160 for four). Physically the club is clean ,but a dump. Would go back…

939

Honolulu, Hawaii

I reviewed this place when it...

I reviewed this place when it opened back in January and went back recently on a Wednesday night to check it out again. Not much change. There were a dozen or so dancers until about…

Private Dancer

Columbus, Ohio

Visited on a recent Tuesday night....

Visited on a recent Tuesday night. The slot where one used to slip the $8 cover in order to gain admission now seems to be gone. One is now allowed inside the locked…

Showgirls Gentlemens Club

Cathedral City, California

Club is first class from a...

Club is first class from a physical standpoint...clean and pleasing to the eye. Ladies are reasonably attractive (6 or 7). Dances are $25 and basically air dances...overall good for entertainment, but not the place to go…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Went in on a Saturday and...

Went in on a Saturday and it was packed! But many very good looking women there. It was my first time, and, relative to some other clubs, seemed higher class. I did find the…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

After years of clubbing in Florida,...

After years of clubbing in Florida, well I guess you get spoiled. The club is clean and the bartenders efficient. Just beer though. I drove past the place several times because it is just a…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

joined the ranks of sundowners leaving...

joined the ranks of sundowners leaving up and looking to for relief to get down. went to seductions and the reviews are fairly on target. the girls are a mix (short, tall,…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

I read all the reviews and...

I read all the reviews and was excited about going to Bobbys for the first time. I walked in and didn't se any girls so I thought I would go get rid of my…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Made two visits on two consecutive...

Made two visits on two consecutive Saturday afternoons, the first one late, the second one early. No charge to go into the room upstairs the first time, got a nice set of dances from…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Returned to GC and as others...

Returned to GC and as others have noted, ownership has changed. Biggest negative is that price of LDs has gone up from $20 to $30 both in Champagne Room and VIP area. While beers…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

As always, it's a qualified 8...

As always, it's a qualified 8 by ATL standards. Stopped in on Sunday night around 10:30, this place is always busy on Sundays. The girls know it, too, so the top talent tends to be…

Landing Strip

Mississauga, Ontario

One of the best values in...

One of the best values in the Toronto area. Not to many girls but all were decent to stuning.The foreign girls are alot of fun. The VIP booths are reasonably priced. I have a young…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

I was in the S. FL...

I was in the S. FL area and, based on reviews here at TUSCL, decided to check out this club. I had been to Cheetah in W.Palm Beach in past and enjoyed it.…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Visited here late Wednesday night/early Thursday...

Visited here late Wednesday night/early Thursday morning. Had 3 enjoyable dances with Ivy. Laid back atmosphere, and reasonably priced. The $10 cover includes 2 free drinks, and $20 lap dances are a bargain.

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Was in town so decided to...

Was in town so decided to drop by this legendary place. Not much can be said that hasn't already been said but I'll pipe in with my impressions. This is place is in an OK section…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Today, it WAS just like "the...

Today, it WAS just like "the old days" with "the young and willing hard bodies of Teasers". I walked in this afternoon to see a very pretty blonde girl dancing. I remembered her from before, Wisconson…

Anthony's

South Hadley, Massachusetts

Significant improvements over my last visit....

Significant improvements over my last visit. While they still only had 1 dancer at a time on stage, despite having others in the room just hanging outand a dozen or so patrons, the girls were…

Squire Lounge

Revere, Massachusetts

It's kinda sad how lame this...

It's kinda sad how lame this place has become. Some pretty dancers but I can feel the attitude when I walk through the door-as I pass through the metal detector... On a recent amatuer night…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Tuesday was a good day for...

Tuesday was a good day for a visit. I stopped by around 6ish and saw Trish. Said she was leaving around 7-7:30. Went home & put on shorts & went back to get dances from…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

I was visiting Houston for one...

I was visiting Houston for one day last Thursday and I got the chance to go to Treasures. The place was much bigger than I expected and located in a business district with very…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Went here on a Tuesday night....

Went here on a Tuesday night. The place was packed. Nice looking girls and dances can be high milage if you find the right one. Most girls are very busy so dances can…

Choo Choo's

Waldorf, Maryland

Decided to see Angel based on...

Decided to see Angel based on FONDL's recommendation. Got there at 2 pm, payed the $13 cover and watched the show. The girls get nude on stage, but are topless for lap dances. The club…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

You just can't beat this place....

You just can't beat this place. Here is the basic rundown: You have Tampa style lapdances except they keep the panties on during the dance for $20. You pay $30 and get a private nude…

Front Room

Kinky things you've done at a club.

When I was still working at a club, during the last year, I would have my boyfriend produce seed and then I'd rub it into my boobs. I would spay a little vanilla just to enhance the aroma. Several…

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

This club still has some of...

This club still has some of the best looking ladies in the Midwest....it is to bad the club feels like your sitting in an airport hanger which does little to make it comfortable plus it…

Foxy's

Scottsville, New York

This is the best club in...

This is the best club in the Rochester area. Very laid back atmosphere. I stopped in the other night--it was my first time back in 4-5 months and was pleasantly surprised by the…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

I went on a Monday night...

I went on a Monday night with 2 other guys. It was dead. 10-12 girls so we could pick anyone we wanted. Spent $210 a piece in VIP area at $30 a dance. First girl…

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, Illinois

We were in the area on...

We were in the area on a Saturday afternoon....decided to drop by CC even though it had just opened at 4. Frankly, I was confident that there wouldn't be much going on...after all, why…

Big Daddy's Showclub

Kokomo, Indiana

Saw all of the hype about...

Saw all of the hype about Kokomo clubs, so I thought I would check them out. I was very impressed. Big Daddys is a large, clean club with many beautiful dancers. They…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Well sad to say Rick's appears...

Well sad to say Rick's appears to really be going down hill. This is from a past fan who has given them favorable reviews. I was there Wednesday April 27th. The place was dead at 8…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

First time back since the remodel....

First time back since the remodel. VIP area is the main change. Only problem is the seats in the VIP area are too narrow, otherwise, a change way overdue. Don't go for the $30…

Vixens

Key West, Florida

The girls in the club weren't...

The girls in the club weren't outstanding, but my experience was. The cutest girl in the place (Ashley) asked if I wanted to go to the private room. I found out it was nude…

Market Street Cinema

San Francisco, California

What a rippoff! Mostly my own...

What a rippoff! Mostly my own stupidity though. I entered the club and $250 and 10 minutes later I walked out - unsatisfied! I was met at the door by two strippers who walked…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

It has been awhile since I...

It has been awhile since I was in the Beach....but this past Thursday, the women were great, especially a very good looking lady by the name of CAT!The club atmosphere is still pretty laid back…

Rachel's Steak House and Men's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Actually ate here and the service...

Actually ate here and the service was very slow (more time to spend $$ on dancing) but the meal was EXCELLENT. The bouncers will bring girls over to your table at first, and the flow…

Fred's Lounge & Casino

Missoula, Montana

Fredas Lounge is a total nude...

Fredas Lounge is a total nude strip club. The dancing starts at 2pm with two girls dancing a set every 20 min. They add 2 more dancers at 6 and 8pm. By then the girls…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Back to Booby Trap again tonight....

Back to Booby Trap again tonight. Makes me think the best thing about Cheetahs is the late night breakfast buffet. Management recognized me when I came in tonight....no cover. Saves 5. Mixed drings…

Kenny May's

Hammond, Indiana

Every once in while K.M. can...

Every once in while K.M. can suprise you, but 90% this place is just plane lame.1 to 3 girls, very uninspired & 3 - 6 on the looks side.Like I say if you there on…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Returned a week after my previous...

Returned a week after my previous (and underwhelming) experience at BE. This time (a Thursday night) there was a distinct improvement -- hotter dancers (check out Foxy), and some good conversation with some very…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Probably the best club around the...

Probably the best club around the Falls. Girls range from 6-8, very friendly, no pushing for private dances so you can enjoy the show until the right girl comes along. "Extras" are available from most…

The Lamp Liter

Ottawa, Illinois

An incredible Saturday afternoon at Lamp...

An incredible Saturday afternoon at Lamp Liter. A Dancer played Free Bird, American Pie and Magic Carpet Ride. Wow!!! When was the last time you heard that in a strip club? Also can't say…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Still the best in the US...

Still the best in the US by a big margin. the girls are drop dead dead gorgeous and VERY accomodating. One nice upgrade since my last visit here was making the dance area in the…

Chances Are

Lafayette, Indiana

This is a good club for...

This is a good club for its size and location, almost a diamond in the rough. Although lately (and every summer) it slows down considerably. The club has three stages, two satellite stages and one…

Sammy's of Mobile

Mobile, Alabama

Stopped in a few months ago...

Stopped in a few months ago and was not impressed. It was a Friday afternoon about 6 p.m. I stayed about an hour and a half hoping things would pick up and it…

S.I. Lounge

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Ever been to a club that's...

Ever been to a club that's so bad that you HAVE to go back to see if it's improved? I was here twice about a year ago and rated the place as a dump. It still…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Stopped into the Spearmint Rhino on...

Stopped into the Spearmint Rhino on a Friday evening while in Vegas. It was quite large (I had heard via reviews on TUSCL that the club had just undergone a large renovation) however,…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

When I was in the Los...

When I was in the Los Angeles area, a friend of mine dragged me to this club. Obviously, he is a fan. Having visited strip clubs from coast-to-coast, I have to rate this…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Made a quick visit to the...

Made a quick visit to the club last Saturday afternoon. They don't open until 3:00 pm on Saturdays and the dayshift goes until 10:00 pm. There were 9 girls working. "Layla" who is featured on…

Million Dollar

Brampton, Ontario

Whenever I am in Toronto I...

Whenever I am in Toronto I will come here. The club is very relaxed and the girls are very nice and not so pushy like in other closeby places. If you can't find a girl…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

It has been a while since...

It has been a while since I have been in and my first impression today was that it was a little brighter inside than in the past. I was assured though that it was a…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

Visited for several hours on Tuesday...

Visited for several hours on Tuesday afternoon. Very few girls on duty. Most were in the 3-5 range. I did find one who was an 8 and had 3 laps from her.…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Travelers' tip: If you go...

Travelers' tip: If you go here in the daytime, either don't take a cab or ask for a dropoff at some other nearby location. It seems that all of the clubs in town…