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Having trouble with a few. Call me stupid, but ATF and BBBJ (on this one, the first two BBs have me wondering).

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon....

Stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon. This place is worth a visit for any aficionado of the clubs. An absolutely bountiful supply of lovelies, at least 40 girls working at 3:00 on a…

Club X

Glendale, Colorado

This place is a small hole...

This place is a small hole in the wall. 1 stage. Way below par strippers that were not very friendly. No private dance area. It is like a dive bar that happens to…

Amber's Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

I've never understood a club that...

I've never understood a club that advertises as a strip club, but the girls just go down to underwear... The girls arent even topless here, and you're not sure if they're even in the same…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

Low rating due to lack of...

Low rating due to lack of contact, which is what I want. However, this is consistantly the best in Des Moines for eye candy. Nice place to relax, music is not too loud.…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to the mbot. I went in early this Thursday...got there right before the 6pm happy hour was over (15 bucks vs. 40 bucks!!). The girls during the day shift…

Night Shift

Baltimore, Maryland

When you first walk in a...

When you first walk in a circular bar is in front of you, bathrooms to the left, stage to the right. The night I went had too many people for my liking. The…

Gigi Lounge

Brook Park, Ohio

Kind of a dive of a...

Kind of a dive of a place really.... mostly "B" rate dancers here... 4-6 on a scale of 1-10... But Alex is pretty hot. Drinks are a little expensive, especially considering the general…

Club 15

Lake Hopatcong, New Jersey

Biker bar with pool tables in...

Biker bar with pool tables in back. Updated outside of building but should have updated dancers. Few good dancers and even fewer good looking dancers during daylight hours. Beer is cold. Convenient if driving south…

Hurricane Betty's

Worcester, Massachusetts

I finally was able to make...

I finally was able to make another visit to this part of Mass again. HB's continues to improve with more improvements planned for later this summer. The staff is very friendly. The…

Bustop

Boulder, Colorado

I was here on a Saturday...

I was here on a Saturday afternoon. Very few customers at that time. Dancers were good looking for sure but not Boulders best. I was anoyed to have to pay a cover…

Big Earl's Goldmine

Des Moines, Iowa

Still a very fun place. ...

Still a very fun place. Good contact with mini-dances, trying to sell the VIP. VIP are excellent, but closely watched, and a little expensive @ $25 per. Music is still too loud…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

I went back to Flashers for...

I went back to Flashers for the first time in a few years. I had read some of the reviews on here, and sort of like the seedier clubs, so I thought i would…

Diamond Men's Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Very nice place since it's been...

Very nice place since it's been remodeled... Nice atmosphere...Very friendly waitresses, and totally hot dancers.. Saw several 9's that had a Carmen Electra kinda look going on and dont think any of the dancers there…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

I had a great time at...

I had a great time at PT's on a recent Saturday night. It is a very large club with 5 stages on the topless side and 2 stages on the nude side. When I got…

Executives Den

Cleveland, Ohio

The place looks a little run...

The place looks a little run down and older, but the dancers are almost always pretty top-notch, and the drinks arent that bad, so it's usually a worthwhile trip here.. The contact here is usually…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

I love the Cheetah. For...

I love the Cheetah. For having some drinks, looking at beautiful women and just having a good time in general, it is my favorite club. I went back at the end of June…

Sirens Day & Night Club

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Went to this club on a...

Went to this club on a Friday night just as I was getting into Ft. Wayne. It was on a backroad and so I think this is why the club wasn't as filled as…

6th Ave. Dancers

Terre Haute, Indiana

club has new owner and has...

club has new owner and has changed. has vip room. has more to choose from to drink. low drink prices. all new girls ranging 6-10 in rating. has some hot college girls.…

6th Ave. Dancers

Terre Haute, Indiana

this club is under new ownership....

this club is under new ownership. the club has been remodeled, cleaned and has a wide variety of beer/liqueur unlike before. the lighting has changed and the stage was redone as well. they fired…

Showgirl III

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Nothing to do on a Tuesday...

Nothing to do on a Tuesday night so I decided that going to showgirls III was a good idea. It was more crowded than I had thought it would be. Most all the girls were…

Tiffany's

Atlanta, Georgia

I visited the Diamond Club for...

I visited the Diamond Club for the first time in a few years. It was the previously called the "Mouse Trap". Stopped by trying sit out a traffic jam on I-75 on a Thursday afternoon…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

I went here for my bachelor...

I went here for my bachelor party on a busy Saturday night, and it was pretty good. Overall, the club felt pretty small compared to others I've been in the Philly area, but the women…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

I am actually surprised that this...

I am actually surprised that this club is not rated on the top 40 list as of this day. This is a VERY friendly club with a lot of great looking dancers in a laid-back party…

Exotica

Richmond, Virginia

Daddy Rabbitt's has been around a...

Daddy Rabbitt's has been around a while. On the south side of Richmond so I don't get over there often. used to frequent it in the mid to late 90's and I'll have…

Peppermint Hippo New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Crazy Horse is the French Quarter's...

Crazy Horse is the French Quarter's newest joint, and its a welcome addition. It's owned by the same people as the Gold Club, so there are a number of positive similarities. Cover is $10, same as…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Went to this club on a...

Went to this club on a Thursday afternoon. The club was quiet - 6 dancers, about the same number of patrons. There was only one dancer at a time on the large stage…

Babe's

Pensacola, Florida

I went to Babes during the...

I went to Babes during the weekend around shift change time. Most of the dancers (both shifts) were quite good looking, even the enhanced ones, which is not my preference. My favorite aspect of this…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

I visted the Cheetah for the...

I visted the Cheetah for the first time in several years. This is really an upscale club. A word of advice-use the valet service. This is a rough part of downtown Atlanta, especially at night.…

Utopia Cabaret

Douglassville, Pennsylvania

There are 2 bars in a...

There are 2 bars in a single room. They use both when it gets full. The girls dance behind the bar then come around for tips. Last time I was there it…

El Capitan

Philipsburg, Sint Maarten

Stopped in here on a weekday...

Stopped in here on a weekday afternoon. There is a chainlink fence that surrounds the place that make one wonder if it is designed to keep people out, or keep them in. Kind of…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Cheetahs is my main club in...

Cheetahs is my main club in LV where I live. Free to go in all day and very friendly girls. VIP dances are about the same as the regular room but you can…

Christie's Cabaret

Memphis, Tennessee

Went in on the Monday after...

Went in on the Monday after the 4th of July, we were already out partying, and didn't really expect much. The club was very quiet, only about 6 girls, but I have to say…

Plan B

Los Angeles, California

I've been here a bunch of...

I've been here a bunch of times and I have to agree with everyone that the quality of this place is really up there. Those who are familiar with 4Play will find a place done…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Nice club! Very Large and...

Nice club! Very Large and a good selection of girls. Three levels of dance. At your table, in a "semi private" area and an upstairs private area. I went for the…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped by Pink Pony for lunch...

Stopped by Pink Pony for lunch this week. Things slow down during the Summer but there are still some good looking women working the afternoon shift...although all my favorites like Clair and Oliva have moved…

The Ball Gentleman's Club

Knoxville, Tennessee

I made a return trip to...

I made a return trip to this club last Thursday night. I had been here last fall but they have remodeled since then. Instead of a large mainstage and a side stage, they…

Gentlemens Quarters

Hempstead, New York

The girls are very hot and...

The girls are very hot and are great to talk to. They don't hustle the customers for tips like most city clubs. If you come to this club you will leave with a smile on…

Dreams Club

Wilmington, California

Oi, what a bust tonight (Thursday...

Oi, what a bust tonight (Thursday July 15)! From 9PM to 10:40, there were six girls on stage: a short Black girl, a medium Black, a tall Black, a chubby Mexican, an average…

Big Louie's Gentlemen's Club

St. Robert, Missouri

A great club considering its location....

A great club considering its location. Really busy on the weekend, with a ton of dancers. Get there early if you're going on a Friday/Saturday, I've seen more people packed in there than…

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Clear Plastic Platform Shoes

I have wondered for awhile why dancers wear these platform shoes. It has to be murder on the feet, and damn hard to dance in (I imagine) Who came up with that one? What would be wrong with dancing in sandals,…

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Do strippers find it insulting if you don't get aroused during a dance?

I have had lame lapdances before but and not been aroused during the dance but the dancer didn't say anything. The other night I had got a lapdance from this girl whom I like personality wise but she wasn't what…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

One of the best clubs I've...

One of the best clubs I've been in. Not a gentlemen's club, but a great selection of women who are fun and not pushy. Most women are 7's or above

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

What a place. A big...

What a place. A big very nicely arranged with 5 stages and lots of very attractive girls of all shapes sizes nationalities and colors. I went in on a Wednesday night and it…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

This is a "private membership" club....

This is a "private membership" club. The principle reason for this: Ontario doesn't allow smoking in bars and restaurants which are open to the public. As a private club, the restriction doesn't apply. Near as…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Paid a rare (for me) Friday...

Paid a rare (for me) Friday afternoon visit a couple of weeks ago. Since the expansion, it's not too hard to get good private seating even on Friday at 2 or 3 PM; used to…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

This is a great club, very...

This is a great club, very classy and plenty of girls. Most of the girls are beautiful and alot of fake breasts.

Gentleman's Quarters (was Chez Joey)

New Orleans, Louisiana

The artist continues to be a...

The artist continues to be a dive and a tourist trap. However, if you are in the quarter it is worth a look inside every once in a while because on occassion they do…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

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This club is by far my favorite in the Dallas area. The food was 5-star (my partner and I had steak and lobster) and the atmosphere was very…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

Strange place in the middle of...

Strange place in the middle of nowhere. Gravel road in the middle of a field makes you wonder what could possibly be here. Not a bad club, very low cost to run.…

Escape Reality

Granger, Indiana

In response to the previous review,...

In response to the previous review, I just wanted to let you all know that at times our Floorman monitors the VIP area closely only because a potential situation may have been brought to his…

Hurricane Betty's

Worcester, Massachusetts

I hadn't been in there in...

I hadn't been in there in a whole lot of years, back when it was the Lamplighter. They have massively remodeled the interior. It looks a lot nicer, and it's a whole lot…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

Went to the club on a...

Went to the club on a wednesday night around 9:30pm. The place seemed fairly busy for a wednesday night with alot of business trip folks. The club has 1 main stage and around 9 girls working that…

Kahoots Showgirls

East Hartford, Connecticut

Stopped in here on a recent...

Stopped in here on a recent Thursday after work. The club was fairly crowded. As near as I could tell, there must have been 15-20 dancers working. The dancers ranged from…

Century Lounge

Lennox, California

Had some time to kill on...

Had some time to kill on a thursday afternoon. Went to the curtury lounge to see what was happening, since I had not been there for quite a while. The afternoon shift was…

Gold Cup

Houston, Texas

I visisted Gold Cup about once...

I visisted Gold Cup about once a month and find it interesting. Has 3 stages opened after 7-8 PM. I like the smaller stages where you can sit practically next to the dancer on stage.…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Visited this club yesterday afternoon. ...

Visited this club yesterday afternoon. Girls were pleasant and not pushy. There were about ten girls working and for the most part they were all attractive. A new girl there, Heather, not to…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Look but don't you DARE touch. Some...

Look but don't you DARE touch. Some of the girls are cute, but if it's contact you want, you'll have to bring your own woman - even then you'll probably have to keep from touching each…

Classy Chassy

Indianapolis, Indiana

The low rating is more a...

The low rating is more a commentary on the local rules than the place itself, which is very accurately described in earlier reviews. I visited for the first time last night and enjoyed Lexy, a…

Discotheque Lounge

Agusta, Georgia

Went to club on 7/13. ...

Went to club on 7/13. There were about 8 dancers ranging from 6 to 9. The club is one large, square room with the bar and stage off to one corner. Girls…

Dream on Saloon

Portland, Oregon

I had a buddy visiting PDX...

I had a buddy visiting PDX who wanted to do the full strip club tour. The two girls working here were suffering from a major lack of enthusiasm. Cheap food and a friendly…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Located one block off of Queens...

Located one block off of Queens Blvd. Industrial neighborhood. Girls are a mix of ethnicitys with mostly 7's one or two 8's. Very nice inside. A large bar surrounding a stage.…

Dolphin

Jennings Lodge, Oregon

Quite a variety of girls on...

Quite a variety of girls on a 5 stage set up down the road from the Acropolis. Those the beers are small, this place can be hopping on a weekend night. Out of towners should…

Wild Cheri Show Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Visited on a Sat nite in...

Visited on a Sat nite in mid july - same basic story as back in Dec (see review below). I give it a '6' because of the good private dance facilities but but as…

Executive Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Actually the club name is Unisexxx....

Actually the club name is Unisexxx. We were lured inside by the promise of "Live Sex Acts" advertised outside. They collect $2 cover at the door; but, they deduct the cover charge from the cost…

Epic Exotic Nightlife

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

The Excalibur Club is supposed to...

The Excalibur Club is supposed to be the biggest and best club in Winston. However I seem to disagree. If you are not a member of the clud, you must buy a membership. Then you…

Epic Exotic Nightlife

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Excalibur is supposed to be the...

Excalibur is supposed to be the biggest and best gentlemens club in Winston. However, It became clear to me quickly that it was a waste of my time. You have to buy a membership and…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Currently the best club in Las...

Currently the best club in Las Vegas. I wouldn't have said so a year ago, but after the expansion, it is the nicest, cleanest and most comfortable club by far. I've gone to all the…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Visited this club about 2 weeks...

Visited this club about 2 weeks ago on a sunday night. Was surprised to see it not crowded at all. Had a good amount of talent mostly in 6-7 range, definately a notch…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

The hottest girls here these days...

The hottest girls here these days are the Brazilians. Rubys continues to be one of the best all around clubs in the country, right up there with Ybor Strip and other high mileage clubs. The…

939

Honolulu, Hawaii

Nice place, just like a mainland...

Nice place, just like a mainland club though. Lots of blondes, some brunettes. A number of babes too. Not many asian girls there though. Find the local "This Week in Hawaii"…

Magic City

Atlanta, Georgia

This club is thumpin', bumpin' and...

This club is thumpin', bumpin' and jumpin'! Serious high energy- from the music to the girls to the general vibe. They really dance here! A little scary, though. Clientele range from conservative businessmen to straight…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Visited the club on a Tuesday...

Visited the club on a Tuesday night, so things were a little slow. We had a few drinks (I love $2 drinks) and then some of the women came by. Overall they were…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

It has been a year or...

It has been a year or so since I last visited the Landing Strip and I have to say that the quality of girls has declined slightly...but overall this is still a great club.…

Augie's

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Was at Augies a couple of...

Was at Augies a couple of weeks ago. Had a couple of private dances with an older Asian lady. Very good contact. Lot of grinding and a little mutual touching. Will…

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Ode to a Stripper

This popped up on a group that I belong to; I have to share it. (We enjoy his work, lol) (I'm quite sure I'm gonna get it for this one, but I wrote it, so I'll post it...) She’s stripper... I’ve know her…

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Tips

How do you feel about tips? I am mostly referring to those dancers with their hands out after a stage performance. But views on tips after lap dances are welcome. I am used to the stage shows…

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Sexual politics

Whether you are for Dick N Bush or for Lick Bush Beat Dick, do you think your vote will matter? Have you even bothered to register to vote? I have personally voted for president every chance I've had…

Stiletto Gentlemen’s Club

Jacksonville, North Carolina

For Southeastern North Carolina, this place...

For Southeastern North Carolina, this place is as good as it gets. Plenty of room as you first enter, then the tables get closer & closer together as you reach the stage area. The bar…

Sugar Bare Vip Lounge

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Ok, the daytime business is getting...

Ok, the daytime business is getting better. It starts about 5pm, usually. Some days the girls are there and ready to go, others you wait...and wait. The new talent is sort of different. Some of the…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

New VIP area is great. Dances...

New VIP area is great. Dances without manager, or other customers, constantly gawking. Got dances with a few girls. Desiree is always a good choice. Victoria was great. Another girl gave a laundry list of…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I went on a Friday night....

I went on a Friday night. The club was packed. Almost all the seats were taken. The girls that night were not that great looking. There were only a couple girls…

Fantasy Island

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

I have visited this club regularly...

I have visited this club regularly (once a month or so) since opening, last visit 7/13/04. That's the first info, I keep going back, almost always on the dayshift, which I find better.…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Strange experience for a Strip Club,...

Strange experience for a Strip Club, mirroring other comments. Went for the 1st time at midnight last Friday and stayed for 2-1/2 hrs. Club stays open til 3am and you can drink till…

Fat Jack's Cabaret

Bock, Minnesota

We've been here a couple of...

We've been here a couple of times and greatly enjoyed ourselves. The atmosphere is great, the bartender is a fox, and the ladies don't mind just talking a little bit. The owner is a great guy,…

Scores East

New York, New York

Just the worst. It gets a...

Just the worst. It gets a 3 for the eye candy, but the sense of avarice here totally overwhelms the feeling of playfulness that a good stripclub should celebrate. This place used to have some…

Sugar Daddys

Sauk Rapids, Minnesota

Sugar Daddys was a pleasant surprise....

Sugar Daddys was a pleasant surprise. From the outside, it looks like an oversized green and white barn that blends into the surroundings. Hell, I passed it by several times during the daytime before I…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

I went to Paradise for the...

I went to Paradise for the first time in awhile. I was amazed that I got a $5 dance again. I thought those were a thing of the past. Then I got three dances for…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

In the past, this place has...

In the past, this place has been a little more daring. Now, it's air dance city, with the occasional knee in the thigh or hair over the body. If you're looking for more than this,…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Went on a Saturday night; fairly...

Went on a Saturday night; fairly crowded, lots of accompanied female patrons were there. There were about 25 dancers, most of them very attractive. There were dancers still showing up for work as late as…

Mouse's Ear

Knoxville, Tennessee

This place gets a different ranking...

This place gets a different ranking from me each time I go. Some truly great looking dancers, with " 10 " written all over them, and some darn good grindage. One dancer seemed absolutely intent…

Texas Jay's Gentlemen's Club

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Normally, this is a pretty good...

Normally, this is a pretty good little club. Tonight, was not the best time I'd had at the club. There has been a bit of a shake-up of the dancers in this place.…

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Best two-way contact clubs

Okay gents, I know of only one club that allows two-way contact. Big Earl's Goldmine in Des Moines, IA. It is so much better than regular, "sit on your hands" or "keep hands on the armrests" clubs. Are there others?…

Mouse's Ear

Knoxville, Tennessee

visited on monday night july 12...

visited on monday night july 12 feature jada deville nice place and layout. had about 10 girls working ranging from 3 to 9 most very friendly . for knoxville a good place lap and couch…

Les Girls

San Diego, California

definitely run down and not much...

definitely run down and not much fun, not a real interesting place to go. girls were ok, some surprisingly good for a place this bad, but still not that great. Ok for an…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

East or West, Hip Hugger is...

East or West, Hip Hugger is the best! This is like the southwest airline for all strip clubs. 10 bucks and you get everything that you want. The 1 dollar table dance is better than the lapdance…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Nice midtown club to come for...

Nice midtown club to come for drinks, some great views and a couple of dances. Big bar and big stage in the middle, with lounges on sides for groups and lap dancing. The…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

I stopped in on a Suday...

I stopped in on a Suday afternoon for a break in the weekend chores. There were a fair number of girls working. None of them were drop dead lookers, but I did not see any…

Trixie's Adult Entertainment Complex

Louisville, Kentucky

Had a really good time. Decent...

Had a really good time. Decent contact on the laps and deals can be made for later. Ask the girls if they do private "shows" away from the club. you won't be dissapointed.

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Went to the Deja Vu Showgirls...

Went to the Deja Vu Showgirls last night(MONDAY)and it must have chaged dramatically over the weekend since the last review. There were plenty of good dancers with lots of activity on stage(constant) and lots of…

Club Texas

Tumon, Guam

Club opens at 7pm and closes...

Club opens at 7pm and closes at 2am (4am on weekends). Normally about 5 girls working on any given night. Lot of military frequent this place due to location (most strip bars are in Tumon).…

Club Paradox

Chicago, Illinois

Went to the club. There were 3...

Went to the club. There were 3 dancers working. Got only to see 2 of them. The blonde one had lots of stratch marks all over her body and pimples all over her legs close to…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Stopped by Monday AM. Firm...

Stopped by Monday AM. Firm believer in morning visits. Not very crowded customerwise and maybe a dozen dancers. Nice variety. Seems to be a preponderance of artifical additions but a few…

Foxy

Port Richey, Florida

This club is not one of...

This club is not one of my favorites. Beginning with the awful valets who will put your car in park before it has stopped. The cover is very pricy considering the lack of quality of…

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, Illinois

My last visit here was about...

My last visit here was about 4 weeks ago, and I happened to be there at 5:00 PM. I had previously "had good times here before:, but the last (3) times the girl whom…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

Great place...been here several times and...

Great place...been here several times and never had trouble or been unsatisfied. Hot Chicks, Great Dances, Great Nude Looks...to hell with the BYOB...make it a BYOC...for Cooler...containing anything you want!

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

I was in Kansas City a...

I was in Kansas City a couple of weeks ago and took the opportunity to visit Lawrence a couple of times. I did review Paradise. Now I'd like to take on the Out…

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Ludacris Gives Tips On SC Ettiquette

Saw this on another board, thought it was interesting so I'm posting it here. Enjoy. ------------------------------------------------------- Ludacris Gives You Tips On Strip Club Ettiquette By Keith Memminger, Special to BET.com Posted September 16, 2003-- On a hot Sunday afternoon, the incredibly charismatic Ludacris…

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Why not use your time wisely at a stripclub?

I mean instead of going in there and trying to talk a stripper into dating you or give you extras why not have her give you some advice about women. Women are women, it doesn't matter if a lady has…

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Terminology

I've been wandering the site, and noticed that there are several "classifications" of clubs. I know that in Ohio, topless clubs can have alcohol and nude ones cannot--depending on location. I've also noted there are other words, such…