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Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Good news, bad news. Went...

Good news, bad news. Went there on a Friday night, when the opportunity arose to just stop in. Had been a while since I had been there. It looked much nicer than…

Gold Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Stopped by on a Thursday night...

Stopped by on a Thursday night to take a quick look. I have never been too impressed with the girls here, although truthfully it may be one of the better clubs in J'ville.…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I went to Rick's last week...

I went to Rick's last week to check out the VIP section that I had been told about. The place is looking much nicer since the remodel. Sat and watched the main stage for awhile…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

As I continue my survey of...

As I continue my survey of Seattle area clubs I should note that the general approach, if not the ambiance, is pretty standard. Usually more than one stage with a dancer doing one song and…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

august 27 went around...

august 27 went around 7pm was tired last night and after flints decided to wait. nice club seemed clean girls were from 7 to 10 about 14 there.…

Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

As I continue my survey of...

As I continue my survey of Seattle area clubs I should note that the general approach, if not the ambiance, is pretty standard. Usually more than one stage with a dancer doing one song and…

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, Illinois

was there augast 26 about...

was there augast 26 about 10 in the evening counted about 7 girls and about 12 guys or so.most of the girls were hevey but 2 were not bad between 7 and 8.…

Club Michigan

Sheboygan, Wisconsin

Some girls are good, Destiny has...

Some girls are good, Destiny has nice boobs 34D. she put them in your mouth. Aspen has a great body.

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

An OK club. One big stage...

An OK club. One big stage area, and a number of semi-private and private rooms. I think you have to pay a cover or parking charge during prime times. The girls were average to…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

I was in Flashers last night...

I was in Flashers last night and found the women to be pretty nasty. I would say they range from 3-6. I was approached about many extra's but the total bill would be about $…

Boomers

Smyrna, Georgia

This is a decent club in...

This is a decent club in Marietta. I think it opens at 4PM now. It basically has two dance areas, and a small area for private dances. The private dance area is set…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

august 26 went in just to...

august 26 went in just to see it had to use the bathroom nasty is giving it a good rating decided to leave on the way out a black girl…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

As I continue my survey of...

As I continue my survey of Seattle area clubs I should note that the general approach, if not the ambiance, is pretty standard. Usually more than one stage with a dancer doing one song and…

Goldfinger Gentlemen's Club

Sunrise, Florida

Nice club. Big main stage on...

Nice club. Big main stage on one side of the club, and then a private more expensive side of the club has a main stage with couches. All the dances I bought happened in small…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

august 27 1:30 am wasent...

august 27 1:30 am wasent impressed by either the club or girls girls were about 5 to 7 did see one 9 but she was busy didnt stay long just wasent impressed might be…

Lady Godiva's

Taylors, South Carolina

Went there about 2 weeks ago....

Went there about 2 weeks ago. They had about 7 girls working. 2 that were fine (8 or 9) and the rest were not to good. Had a private dance for 2…

Southern Comfort Lounge

Eldridge, Iowa

Went about 8:30 on Wednesday night....

Went about 8:30 on Wednesday night. About 8 girls working, all looked to be 6-8's. When not dancing they all hung out in the bouncer's booth, with little if any interaction with customers.…

Southside Johnny's

Greensboro, North Carolina

The new management is slowly improving...

The new management is slowly improving things, but business does not seem to be picking up much. Management has hired a lot of new ladies, but there is not really enough business for all of…

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

As I continue my survey of...

As I continue my survey of Seattle area clubs I should note that the general approach, if not the ambiance, is pretty standard. Usually more than one stage with a dancer doing one song and…

The Pony

Davenport, Iowa

Went to Tuxedos on Wednesday night....

Went to Tuxedos on Wednesday night. I went early, about 7 pm so there were about 5 customers and 4-5 girls. Around eight a few more customers filtered in as well as a…

Silk Stocking Lounge

Bryan, Texas

I gave this club a three...

I gave this club a three because it was fairly clean and the beer was cold. It must be great to be the only club in town because that's the only way to explain this…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

agust 27 about 12:30 AM or...

agust 27 about 12:30 AM or so nice parking lot well lit also very bright inside to bright for me would give it a higher rating if it was a little darker. girls all from…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Several recent busts have taken their...

Several recent busts have taken their toll here. The night shift has taken on a very mercenary feel. The girls are fighting with each other over customers. The money is just not flowing like it…

Tiffany's

Atlanta, Georgia

I like this club. No cover...

I like this club. No cover until prime times, then you have to pay cover and a parking valet charge. Two stage areas. 4 really private rooms, and 4(?) semi private rooms. Full…

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Member complaints

Instead of using the topic I started about posting photos on chat which has deterioated into a complaint department let's post complaints under this topic. Be careful with what you say because I know from personal experience you can get…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Was in Miss Kitty's this afternoon....

Was in Miss Kitty's this afternoon. The mileage was great, the girls were okay. But once again, you go there for the private dances. Went back with one named Holly and left there with a…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

The BYOB and get a free/reduced...

The BYOB and get a free/reduced admission does not work anymore...We went with beer cans and they said its not valid anymore; whats more they took tha beer cans from us at the door and…

The Library Gentleman's Club

Redlands, California

Stopped in Thursday (9/2). The club...

Stopped in Thursday (9/2). The club has changed its name to Larry Flynts Hustler Club. Cover is $6 after 7 p.m. They have a full bar with reasonable prices. They are still remodeling the club as…

Doc's Club 82

Portland, Oregon

This place is a typical Portland...

This place is a typical Portland dive strip club, but it is a pretty friendly place. The dancers are usually less glamourous than you will find at most other clubs, sometimes have stretch marks…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Went to the club shortly after...

Went to the club shortly after it had opened for business. I got there before 7pm, so there was no cover charge. The club has a large dance area with a main stage and a…

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, Illinois

Went a week or so ago....

Went a week or so ago. Some new faces around but did not get to check out any of them. Tried to get a dance with Stolie but she was booked up as usual. Heard…

Hiphugger

Sunnyvale, California

Not much to say. The sign...

Not much to say. The sign says go-go club and that is about it. No personal dances seen or offered. Ladies were moderately attractive, at best with ZERO interaction, except a brief smile when they…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Went 2 weeks ago on a...

Went 2 weeks ago on a Wednesday. The place during the weekdays has really picked up. It's weird how sometimes the "behind the buffet" is actually better than the cubicles. Also some 'fresh meat'…

Peek a Boo

Portland, Oregon

Went here a couple weeks ago...

Went here a couple weeks ago and man is this an interesting place! $5 gets you into the place + one non-alcoholic drink. Inside is a nightmare, smokey, gross, straight out of the 70s full…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

For the first time in ages...

For the first time in ages I had a chance to do the Route 35 Shuffle in one night, i.e., the GGR and Delilah's a couple of miles up the road back-to-back. The two best…

Big Daddy's

New Orleans, Louisiana

From a dancer perspective I only...

From a dancer perspective I only worked here one night. there were about 5 customers in the club total but to be fair it was easter sunday- all other Bourbon St clubs were closed.…

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Sexual Hangups of Strippers and Prostitutes . . .

My best friend's girlfriend was so sweet as a person. It was hard to believe she hadn't been hardened by her years as a stripper and prostitute. It was funny because my friend didn't care that she was…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

I must have missed something at...

I must have missed something at this club. Honestly I don't see it's high rating, I thought it was pretty good but not great. The girl's I saw were 6-8s which hardly justifies $300 for…

Tuna's Bar

Eveleth, Minnesota

Stage is back of working class...

Stage is back of working class bar. Was there on a Tuesday night with one girl on stage and one guy at the rail. Girl was thin and well built and she danced…

Blue Zebra Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

This club is not in the...

This club is not in the nicest part of LA, by a long shot... in fact, it is one of the least nicest places I've been to in the city, besides the really raunchy places…

Bottoms Up

Louisville, Kentucky

Stopped by last Wednesday. Several...

Stopped by last Wednesday. Several girls there, about a 5 or 6 on the 10 scale. Had a few beers, the girls were bothering me for dances. Got some chair/table dances from…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

BTW, adding to my prior review....

BTW, adding to my prior review. Secrets has a good number of black dancers and some latin and white dancers. The customers seem to be primarily latins and whites with fewer blacks.…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

This isn't one of my favorite...

This isn't one of my favorite clubs because I had a very negative incident there about a year ago. I had spent practically the whole night at the club. Usually I like to go…

Centerfold

Springfield, Missouri

Absolutely the classiest club in the...

Absolutely the classiest club in the greater Springfield area. If you prefer a samll rotation of women and lots of contact there are a lot of other clubs. If you like good drinks…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

Went to this club for the...

Went to this club for the first time in years. I noticed many changes like a new stage area, and a lap dance room with many large cushioned chairs and a huge upstairs with pool…

Candi Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

Went to club last night (Wed)....

Went to club last night (Wed). It was about 11:30. There were two women dancing, one was about a 6 and the other a 7. There were at least 6-7 girls in there…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Wow. I've been to a bunch,...

Wow. I've been to a bunch, and this is by FAR the best club around for my taste - especially for the middle of nowhere Lawrence Kansas. Best advice for clubs in this area -…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

It is slightly different from Night...

It is slightly different from Night Trip of Oklahoma City. If girls at the OKC are valley girl want-to-be's then girls at the Tulsa Night Trips are Biker girl want-to-be's. However, there were…

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Suggestions while traveling I-95 and I-40

I'll be making a trip later in the month from Philly, down I-95 to Raleigh, then I-40 west to Oklahoma. What suggestions do you have for good clubs along the way. Thanks.

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SC Owners/Managers should consult clubgoers

Recently visited New Strip Club in Chicago area. The pieces seem to be there but it wasn't working for me. You guys know the feeling you get whan you walk into a place and know that you have the POSSIBILITY…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

This is one of the best...

This is one of the best all around strip clubs in the country. A great variety of dancers and good prices. I went by P+ Wednensday night. At first it seemed as if something…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Although the Official Grand Opening is...

Although the Official Grand Opening is not scheduled until later this month, I stopped by twice to get an idea of how this club is trying to market itself. Da CLUB Upscale decor, attitude & environment in…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

This place was great. Was...

This place was great. Was recently travelling to the area and decided to drop in. It is cramped but the girls were friendly and were very willing to please.... Would recommend instead of…

Playhouse

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

This was one of the most...

This was one of the most enjoyable clubs we have been in. The atmosphere is laid back with a great deal on buckets of coronas. The girls aren't drop dead gorgeous but all…

Bottoms Up

Louisville, Kentucky

Had been to this club a...

Had been to this club a while back and decided to stop in to see what it was like. I should have kept driving. Things have gone downhill over the last year.…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

The parking lot was full as...

The parking lot was full as I was driving past on a recent Tuesday evening, and I hadn't been there since my last review so I decided to do a quick follow-up. I guess…

Chubbies Club

Baltimore, Maryland

went last night. i love the...

went last night. i love the idea of $20 all you can drink and its really top shelf liquor. i dont understand how they can afford to do it, but its not for me to…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

I have been to Silk a...

I have been to Silk a couple of times and I have to say it sucks. Sure it looks great inside with plasmas and really makes you feel like our in an upscale club and…

Market Street Cinema

San Francisco, California

OK, I admit that I didn't...

OK, I admit that I didn't really know what I was getting into when I entered MSC for the first time last week. I was visiting the bay area from the midwest. I should…

PT's Brooklyn

East St. Louis, Illinois

it has been about 3 years...

it has been about 3 years since went to this club. the new ownes have not changed it. enter and pay your fee at a ticket booth, alittle cheezy. Have to go and…

Club Nikki's

Belmont, North Carolina

Should have known better than to...

Should have known better than to stop at a club were there was only 3 cars in hte parking lot. 9:15pm on a Tuesday night, and the club was lifeless. Girls seemed to be…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

This place is a departure from...

This place is a departure from the rest of the clubs in the Portland area. Here are some of the differences: No alcohol. Only soft drinks. Cover charge. I believe this is a result…

Dollhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Had a chance to visit again....

Had a chance to visit again. Went on a Saturday night and had a great time. Girls were out in force. Two of the best being Madison and Mckenzie. Hot.…

Big Daddy's Showclub

Kokomo, Indiana

I am really surprised that this...

I am really surprised that this club isn't rated higher. Went there on a monday night around 8pm. About 10 girls working ranging from 6-9's with one 10! The only strange thing about…

Doll House

Atlanta, Georgia

I stopped in this afternoon, and...

I stopped in this afternoon, and had a pretty good time. Fairly soon after I sat down, Desiray sat down with me and after about 30 minutes and a nice table dance, she talked…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I visited Cheetahs on Monday afternoon...

I visited Cheetahs on Monday afternoon around 3 p.m. As my eyes were adjusting from the bright sunlight to the now dark club, I slowly worked my way to a table near the main…

The Brass Ass Lounge

Newport, Kentucky

Dumb, dumb, dumb. I should know...

Dumb, dumb, dumb. I should know better. This place is a dive, yet once again I returned against my better judgement. Got a big drink with one of the only attractive dancers and re-learned one…

Zebra Club

Rosamond, California

I went here tonight.. they had...

I went here tonight.. they had some really hot girls.. I talked to a few at the bar.. and they are pretty down to earth.. they are looking to make a buck.. I recommend going…

New Century Theater

San Francisco, California

Went to the club on Aug.27th,...

Went to the club on Aug.27th, many girls trolling around, most are are around a 8 in looks but they try to hussle you. Hooked up with Amari a petite girl A-cup. Went to the…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

This isn't the most popular club...

This isn't the most popular club in Houston (see Treasures) but it is not as $$$ and is more laid back. There is a fair mix of dancers and always a lot of girls…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Very nice club. A little...

Very nice club. A little dark. High milage though. Two main stages. Cover is $20 for non-locals. Drinks are very expensive, about $10 each. VIP room is 3 for…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

My vacation took me to Seattle,...

My vacation took me to Seattle, so, I had to check out Ricks. I came in on a Thursday afternoon around 4 p.m. After paying the cover and getting my drink, I tried…

Premier

San Nicolás de los Garza, Nuevo León

Wow... South of the Border!!.. Premier...

Wow... South of the Border!!.. Premier was a real classy joint. Kind of hard to find, have to have taxi as its out of Hotel zone. Anyway, there is a nice bar/resturant downstairs and plenty…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Came to this club for the...

Came to this club for the second time on another business trip. Was hoping to run into Heather, based on all the interesting things folks have been saying about her, particularly her straightforward nature in…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

I haven't been here in a...

I haven't been here in a year. Came in around 1:00 on a Tuesday. Very pretty blond, though skinny, with very active hands got me in a lap dance quicker than I usually…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Club is located in an industrial/office...

Club is located in an industrial/office park and is a pretty hard to find unless you are looking for it. Porn shop and bathrooms are downstairs, club is upstairs. Paid 5 bucks cover in the…

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Anyone ever feel like fresh meat in a den of dancers trying to get dances?

How often has this happened? You just arrive at a club, sit down, and then feel bombarded with dancer after dancer asking "wanna dance?" every 18 seconds or so. Do you get up and find a seat somewhere…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Cover is 10 and you have...

Cover is 10 and you have to buy a watered down drink... but the ass and tits selection is pretty damn nice... I cant complain! I even saw an old high school classmate working there...…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

I made a trip to Brad's...

I made a trip to Brad's on 8/30. As usual, it was a very enjoyable evening. Although the customer to dancer ratio varies considerably from time to time, that night it was very…

Rose Gentleman's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Kind of strange club to review....

Kind of strange club to review. The girls aren't all that great, but they're are a few that are as hot as you'll find in any middle of the road club. The difference…

Zebra Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Went on a Wednesday night with...

Went on a Wednesday night with couple of friends. What a great time. The girls were mostly 8+ and were extremely friendly and nice. I didn't sense any pressure for LDs. Waitress…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

Dropped in for a couple of...

Dropped in for a couple of hours around 4:00 on Monday. The girls ranged from 3 to 8 (one of the 8s was Selena). The dances are really good, especially if you are…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Decent sized club with good looking...

Decent sized club with good looking girls. Added new VIPS rooms about a year ago. This is a nice clean club with nice waitresses as well. Except for one... i gave her a $5 for…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

In my last review I forgot...

In my last review I forgot to add that the DJ during the latest Wednesday night contest was an aggressive asshole, who tried to intimidate the customers to tip. He also seems to have…

Diamond Cabaret

Plattsburgh, New York

A featured dancer is scheduled to...

A featured dancer is scheduled to appear Oct. 2-3, I think--someone with several Penthouse magazine appearances. The phone number listed here is correct to get details. Other than that it's same-old same-old, with some dancers looking…

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Tight Ship

Illinois’ Oberweis: “Bush Runs Tight Ship On Immigration.” But It’s Sinking By Joe Guzzardi No other conclusion can be drawn: George W. Bush’s Republican Party is more willing to take a licking in crucial November Senate elections than to allow its…

Shenanigans Gentlemen's Club

Schenectady, New York

Went there Friday nite. Semi-packed. Some...

Went there Friday nite. Semi-packed. Some Usual girls but some new ones as well. You tip well, they take care of you. Have a nice patio outside/ Skip buying the drinks and give the girls…

Body Shop

Rock Island, Illinois

this club is definitely a nice...

this club is definitely a nice addition to the strip club scene in the Quad Cities area. Plus, itis located in the "District" ofRock Island near the waterfront..which means there are alot of fun…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

Went to Honey's last Saturday night...

Went to Honey's last Saturday night for the first time in two years or so. I'm a regular at Rick's, but I was suckered into going to Honey's by all the good reviews. Only one…

Spice House

Reno, Nevada

I visited the Spice House after...

I visited the Spice House after finding Fantasy girls closed. There were about 6-10 dancers and about 30 customers. The dancers ranged from 5-8 and most had natural tits. There were some tatoos but none…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

I dropped by the club at...

I dropped by the club at 4:30P. The parking lot was almost empty and a handwritten sign on the door stated that club was closed for the day shift but would be opening for the…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Went back to my old haint...

Went back to my old haint on Monday at about 6.30pm. Used the internet coupon for $5 cover. Day shift was just ending. None of my usuals were around, I guess most have moved on.…

Venus Lounge

East Hartford, Connecticut

This place shouldn't really be listed...

This place shouldn't really be listed as a strip club - It's more like "Cheers" with a couple of partially nude women dancing on a stage. You can't get a close look due to…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

I last visited Carls on a...

I last visited Carls on a Saturday night at the midnight hour about a month ago. There were easily 20 or more women dancing at that hour. Unfortunately, it was difficult to find a seat…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

I...

I Think I should be re declaring my citizenship to Canada lol. I went to the Sundowners on Sunday 8/29. And WOW! Mucho contact probably 30 girls working mostly 8…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Wow, am I glad I went...

Wow, am I glad I went to this place without reading the reviews or I would have been really disappointed. While this was a decent place with mostly attractive girls (7-9), it certainly isn't…

Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Unlike the previous poster, I try...

Unlike the previous poster, I try to sample from the day shift and night shift menu and can truly state that these shifts resemble two different clubs. The Day Shift is an easy/relaxed laid-back environment…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

this club delivers. free lunch...

this club delivers. free lunch buffet 12-2. great dancers. 20 couch dances that involve more than adequate contact and interaction. drinks are reasonable. all in all a great time.

Zebra Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Came to Scruples for the first...

Came to Scruples for the first time in a while. Have to say the place has maintained its quality. Attractive, friendly ladies, no pressure for dances or drinks. Had an AMAZING lap…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

During my first visit to strip...

During my first visit to strip clubs in Vegas, I visisted Cheetahs and Olympic Garden. By far, Cheetahs was my favorite. The layout and atmosphere of the club is pretty nice. It is pretty…

The Diamond Club

Old Forge, Pennsylvania

My favorite area club for some...

My favorite area club for some reason..definitely not the nicest setup, but it has a cool underground feel, and the ladies are top notch (usually). VIPs are pretty private for the most part, mileage…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

Stopped by on a business trip...

Stopped by on a business trip last Thursday night. I found the ladies friendly but not pushy. The dances were fun but not aggresive. This is a nice club if you are…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

I...

I Think I should be re declaring my citizenship to Canada lol. I went to the Seductions on Sunday 8/29. I had caught wind on TUSCL about the extras. As…

Dreams

Tampa, Florida

For me, for the present. ...

For me, for the present. This is THE non-nude club in Tampa--actually for me, it's THE Tampa club. Dayshift can be slow (4-5 dancers) or it may rock w/10-15. Management apparently allows…

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What is the furthest you have travelled,

or the most you have gone through to get to a strip club.

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

In all fairness, I went on...

In all fairness, I went on a Wed afternoon during a relatively slow time, so this place might be better when the club is busier. But when I was there I only saw 6-7…

Fancy's

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

The club has changed alot recently....

The club has changed alot recently. There are many new faces and they change quite often, I believe. Eventhough the club is not big, you could have fun without getting tortured by girls like other…

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Strip Club REBUSes . . .

I LOVE gangster art and picture illusions and puzzles. Imagine a bee--you know a honey bee--. Underneath it imagine "I'M" and underneath that a pretty ribbon. Scroll down for answer assuming you haven't already got the big picture .…

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Prostitution and Strip Clubs . . .

I LOVE the combination. I have zero interest in an escort service because there is a very good chance that either I won't find the lady attractive enough (my heart races real fast on finding the right look) or…

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Photos on chat

Platinum Plus in Columbia, SC had a lot of photos posted to chat which I enjoyed very much. Photoos were of dancers at the club posted by the dancer herself and then there were photos from websites around the world…

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Soft Dancers v. Hard Dancers . . .

I like my dancers to be in excellent physical condition. Pretty much I choose dancers who have the same body type. Short and slim. But, I've noticed the best dancers (in my book) literally melt into you sort…

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KC area recommendations wanted

Gents, I've got a trip coming up to the KC area. I've scoped the lists and came up with the following clubs to potentially check out: Bazooka's Temptations Further afield: Flamingo Club Outhouse Paradise Saloon Bonita Flats Tango's In Topeka: Club Orleans Snafu's (Yes, I'll have enough time to drive to Topeka. Went…