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Silk Stockings

Southampton Township, Pennsylvania

I've visited this club once. ...

I've visited this club once. It's normally protested by local residents, that harass you as you come in or leave. I found the women there to be average at best and unenthusetiac. They…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Was here for a bit on...

Was here for a bit on a Saturday around 3 am. The place had 5 or so girls on. All were your girl next store types, some were quiet, some were talkative. The place was…

Legz Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

I've been here a few times,...

I've been here a few times, and this place is my absolute favorite. The place is easy to get too, the women are great looking. They have a great huge shark that swims…

Peelers Class Act

Cannon Falls, Minnesota

Went to Peelers on Friday evening...

Went to Peelers on Friday evening and asked Sadize for a VIP. At $140 for a 1/2 hour the VIP is pretty reasonable. Sadize has lovely natural 34D's and is liberal about touching…

XXXTasy Ranch

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

I made a visit to Xxxtasy...

I made a visit to Xxxtasy Ranch yesterday (July 3, 2004). Got in around 8;30PM with a cover charge of $4. Had couple drinks of soda at $2 each, which is reasonable. This club has a…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Other reviews have summed this club...

Other reviews have summed this club up very well. Consistently one of the best clubs in the midwest whether you atrrive early or late, there are plenty of dancers to keep you entertained. Very…

The Gentleman's Club

Wellford, South Carolina

Nice classy club and some nude...

Nice classy club and some nude hot girls. I was here the weekend before the 4th. I didn't get any dances but the girls were friendly anyway. One large central stage and…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

seems like things are getting slow...

seems like things are getting slow at this club. Usually new girls show up for the summer season, but I'm still waiting. Waitress is the hottest chick most of the weekdays.

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

Went back recently with some buds....

Went back recently with some buds. They were starting to prep for July 4th or something.... there was this guy walking around waving a US flag. They had a blow up playpen like…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Spent some high quality time with...

Spent some high quality time with Mia on my last visit. She is the rare sort in this business who combines a great personality with a smokin' bod and great technique. I'm hoping…

Playhouse Club

Romulus, Michigan

I wish they would be able...

I wish they would be able to be more consistent about the rules for private dances. When they're not cracking down, this is one of the best clubs in the country. When they…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

While on vacation I had opportunity...

While on vacation I had opportunity to visit this club. From what I have read of reviews, this was one of the better clubs in NYC/Manhattan. It is too bad if that is true. On…

Body Shop

San Diego, California

As noted, place has a one-time...

As noted, place has a one-time membership fee of $8 and requires you to purchase two non-alcoholic drinks each visit, costing an additional $8.50. I haven't been at this place in six months to…

The Piccadilly Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I went to the Pic last...

I went to the Pic last night. There were about 15 girls there, all black. Dances are $7 a song and admission is $10. Alot of grinding going on. No Vip room but some dark

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

This club used to be great....

This club used to be great. Cici was worth the price of admission all by herself, but unfortunately I haven't seen her around lately.

Bears Den

Shelly, Minnesota

strippers steal your money, thru deception,...

strippers steal your money, thru deception, they tell you $25.00 for a couch dance when it is really gonna cost you $50.00. i know of at least 4 guys this happened to tonight alone! drinks are…

Diamond Club

Bronx, New York

This is a small binkini bar...

This is a small binkini bar in the bronx ny.I got there about 1 pm and there wasnt any dancers yet.Later i went back and there were 3 dancers none of which i wound rate…

Lookers Showclub

Syracuse, New York

I have to say this place...

I have to say this place has really gone downhill in the year since I've been here last. For starters they only had six girls working, and only 4 of them were out at…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Early Saturday nite visit....music, atmosphere and...

Early Saturday nite visit....music, atmosphere and overall attitudes great as usual. Nice selection of dancers.... Amber and Dru(Drew?) caught my eye while they were on stage. Did not partake in VIP w/either one…

Wesley's Boobie Trap

Fairfield, Alabama

I stumbled onto this club almost...

I stumbled onto this club almost by accident. It's almost in the middle of nowhere, right on the Jefferson-Walker county line. It was quite a find though. The inside of the club is somewhat small but…

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, Illinois

Went on Friday night for the...

Went on Friday night for the first time in several months. Lot of new faces in the house. Still some old favorites there and tried out a couple of new faces. As usual some dances…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Revisited the Showplace on a recent...

Revisited the Showplace on a recent Saturday night around 11. The place was busy with a predominantly hispanic clientele. I'm guessing there were 12-15 dancers on that night, mostly Russian with a few…

Rumors

Roxbury, New Jersey

This place has obviously taken a...

This place has obviously taken a turn for the worse. Stopped in tonight (Saturday) around 9:30 and should have just turned around when I saw how empty the parking lot was. Inside, there…

Foxies

Swindon, England

Foxies has an eclectic mix of...

Foxies has an eclectic mix of beautiful, authentic uk beauties. Sloan, a heavy hitter gave an impassioned dance then I found out the rules. A topless dance is what you want. Nikki…

Diamonds

West Chicago, Illinois

Recently out there on a Wednesday...

Recently out there on a Wednesday night loved the girls and the guy making the music made it happen for me and my friends. The best amatuer contest I have seen in a long…

Bustop

Boulder, Colorado

Bustop may not be on the...

Bustop may not be on the top 40 list (not enough contact because of the "Boulder Rules"), but it is absolutely worth the trip if you're in the Denver area. It's two clubs in…

Club 10 Gentlemens Club

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

I only jumped in here for...

I only jumped in here for about and hour and a half 7:30 to 9.. but there was much more action than the previous poster. My only problem was I must have hit it during…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Made my first trip to Miss...

Made my first trip to Miss Kitty's in many, many moons on a recent Thursday. It was around 4pm when I arrived. It was nice to see that they finally paved the parking lot. The…

Chubbies Club

Baltimore, Maryland

I made a return trip there...

I made a return trip there Friday night. I noticed that the sign says free parking, which didn't matter, since I was parked in Fells Point. But what did matter was that I was told…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Co-workers and I go to PP...

Co-workers and I go to PP 4 or 5 times a year for Business meetings. Great atmosphere all around. The ladies are very friendly and will hang around and talk without pressuring for dances. If…

Les Gal's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A filthy, ugly place. Genearlly,...

A filthy, ugly place. Genearlly, some of the most mediocre looking women you will see. Basically, it is a booth show place, with out glass. The girls sell manual relief, though I…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

I was at club o while...

I was at club o while in chaiago last month. Stopped by about 2pm on a tuesday. Not too crouded. Several rather attrative girls, and two mediocre ones. I really liked…

Skin Cabaret

Scottsdale, Arizona

I went here on a Tuesday...

I went here on a Tuesday afternoon, about 1 pm. Usually when I go to clubs, the last things on my mind are eating and drinking, but I have to say that the buffet…

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

The rumors are true. This is...

The rumors are true. This is a very satisfying club to visit. You come in through a nondescript door and pay an entry fee to the cloakroom attendant on your left. She tells you not to…

Plan B

Los Angeles, California

Once again, i made a trip...

Once again, i made a trip to this place during a visit to LA. Once again, I must say that overall everything was excellent. The roasted chicken was very succulent and tender.…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

This is not a club about...

This is not a club about great looking women. Although there are many decent ones. This is not a club about getting blitzed. No booze. If you like gentlemen's clubs, this is not the place…

Playmates

Cocoa, Florida

This place is not as bad...

This place is not as bad as everyone says on this and other web sites. THe girls are no less quality than many of the other clubs. There is a range of 4-8s,…

Show Palace

Darien, Wisconsin

Made it back to the Show...

Made it back to the Show Palace after some time away. It's still as good as ever. Be a gentleman and you will be rewarded. Shelly, Jasmine and Haven will keep you coming back…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Far and away the most opulent...

Far and away the most opulent strip club I have ever been in. Just did a review of Treasures in LV, which seemed to be at the top of the list until wandering into this…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Stopped by this place twice over...

Stopped by this place twice over the last week, once in late afternoon and the other in the wee hours of the morning, probably 5 AM. I love tall women, and while I was at…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Visited the Jet strip once again...

Visited the Jet strip once again just before hopping on the red eye back home. Once again, the quality of the girls was very good even though some of them appeared to be stand-offish.…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

It's been a while since I...

It's been a while since I visited Rick's on a weekday afternoon. I normally visit on Saturday afternoons because I work during the week. The #1 rule for Rick's is day is better than night…

Trixie's Adult Entertainment Complex

Louisville, Kentucky

Small, dark, smokey a great little...

Small, dark, smokey a great little club. I think it's only open Thrusday, Friday and Saturday nights. Even then, it looks closed from the outside, but don't pass it by. This club is happenin'! Inside…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I've been to this club several...

I've been to this club several times over the years, but recently have gotten an renewed interest. A couple of us went a out 3 weeks ago after work. There were more dancers than guys,…

Gaslite Parlour

North Lindenhurst, New York

Although I went on a relatively...

Although I went on a relatively slow night, the girls were still gorgeous, and the drinks moderately priced. I swear, most of those girls could coax a man into giving away everything with only…

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Were it not for the few...

Were it not for the few women here this afternoon I am sure the ranking would have been higher. But this place does not lower or eliminate the cover charge even when it is virtually…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

I am fairly new to the...

I am fairly new to the strip club experience. At the age of 34, I went for the first time 8 months ago. I have only been to 4 clubs (one in Las Vegas), but…

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Weekend Links 7/03/04

...something funny. Have a good 4th of July. ...little girls beauty kit....funny but kind of sick. http://tobasco.ctit.utwente.nl/~kosterj/BeautyKit.mov ...porn for the blind (sound). Luv the "brown roots". http://slackcrew.com/Blood_PuP/docs/blind_porn.html ...man milk or moo milk? http://www2.b3ta.com/man-milk-or-moo-milk/ ...how to be a porn star. http://www.porncitynews.com/howtobeapornstar.htm ...thanks to microsoft, someday when you touch a dancers…

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What, precisely, is a "10", anyway?

I read many reviews on here, and a good number of them say that the girls range from 5-8, or they say there are 2 7's, 1 8, and 2 9's, or whatever. Is it all pure physical looks,…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

My favorite club in Tampa. Quite a...

My favorite club in Tampa. Quite a mix of girls. Some 8's, mostly 6's, some 4's. But is the attitude that makes this place great. The girls are not stuck up and realize…

Cannonball Cabaret

Brampton, Ontario

This was one one the...

This was one one the best strip clubs iv been to the girls love to touch you if u like the girls going wild in the lap dance room go there

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

I went to this club when...

I went to this club when I was visiting Phoenix and it was right around the corner from my hotel. As far as the building itself, it was a little place with out much…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Visited our favorite club again last...

Visited our favorite club again last night. I was accompanied by my usual female friend. Since our "regular" dancer had to leave early, we found a new treasure in that of one Tiffany. We quickly…

Smiles II

Roxbury, New Jersey

Good sized club with a large...

Good sized club with a large L-shaped bar and 2 pool tables. Typical NJ bikini go-go ... the girls are fairly friendly but primarily interested in collecting as many $1 bills as they can, as…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Very enjoyable club. Relaxed, mostly enjoyable...

Very enjoyable club. Relaxed, mostly enjoyable atmosphere. I was there on a Wednesday. Quiet early but got crowded by 10:30. Beer is reasonable. Many dancers, most very attractive. I planned to visit several of the…

Off The Shoulder Gent's Club

Huntington, West Virginia

This club might be small, but...

This club might be small, but the staff and girls who work there are great. The girls dont beg for drinks and the staff doesnt watch you like they think your stealing. It is a…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Barboursville, West Virginia

I have also noticed that the...

I have also noticed that the club seems to have emptied out recently. It is really too bad though, most of the girls who work there are extreemly hot and know how to dance.…

Woody's Show Club

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

This club is new to the...

This club is new to the Cedar Rapids area. Inside is very clean and quite well done. Iowa has a BYOB and that is Bring your own Beer only rule (no hard liquor) when the…

CaBaRet II

Portland, Oregon

Juice bar, with lots of under...

Juice bar, with lots of under 21 dancers and clientele. $5 cover, $8 soda. Dances are $10 topless, $20 nude. They occassionally have 2-for-1's. Went in wondering if their lack of alchohol allowed…

Scores East

New York, New York

Seems like everyone has the same...

Seems like everyone has the same opinion of Scores. We hit Scores eastside on a Saturday night despite the negative reviews. We just had to experience the infamous club first hand. Very…

Outer Limits

Des Moines, Iowa

Still my favorite hangout in the...

Still my favorite hangout in the DMoines area. Music sound level gets a little high at night, but great mid-west girls who want to make sure you have a good time. No cover…

Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club

Lake Station, Indiana

Ok, so admitedly, I was here...

Ok, so admitedly, I was here on a Wednesday evening about 11:30 PM, but this club was so pathethic, I thought it was a joke. Based on the other reviews, I will go to…

Flamingo Showclub

Vandalia, Ohio

I was here again recently and...

I was here again recently and this place is getting mediocre. Mediocre girls, not much attention, too loud music. I will give this place one more try next month. Baby Dolls…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

This was one of the bigest...

This was one of the bigest let downs i've ever had. No alchol no smoking maybe 10 girls working 3 good looking the rest avg. or below and this was a sat nite.all this…

JB's Gentlemen's Club

Huntington, West Virginia

The last few times I have...

The last few times I have visited this club I have noticed quite a dramatic change for the better. There have clearly been some changes made to this club and i would like to say…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

OK, I am not one to...

OK, I am not one to be down on a club. I try to point out the positive and not the negative, but this club was raunchy. There were three girls working, 2…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Hi there, I went to the...

Hi there, I went to the club AGAIN!!! on Tuesday night, and oh man it was great. Apparantly Ecstasy had just hired a bunch of new girls, because they were about 13 of them…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I have been here before and...

I have been here before and had a fairly good time, this time was no where near the same. Admittedly I was there very late/very early in the AM (4:30). Something must have been…

Playhouse Club

Romulus, Michigan

Visited last Thursday evening around 7...

Visited last Thursday evening around 7 PM. They serve very good food along with the visual distractions. The waitress was only adequate but the food was top-rate and not overpriced. They still charge $5 for…

Zebra Club

Rosamond, California

the club itself is nice,cause it...

the club itself is nice,cause it is new.but the service sucked, it took a long time to get a drink,half the time they didn't have girls dancing on stage.when you only have an hour or…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

The best strip joint outside of...

The best strip joint outside of the Quarter. Definitely a strip joint, not a "gentlemen's club." Not many tourists or business executives, but instead plenty of regular blue collar working folk. There's always plenty…

Fantails Adult Show Club

Forestbrook, South Carolina

I was here the second week...

I was here the second week in June. My brother and I found it to be a very friendly place. They really ought to spend a few bucks and remodel the upstairs so…

Crazy Horse Too

Las Vegas, Nevada

There were not enough women here...

There were not enough women here on a mid week afternoon, but the ones who were here made it worthwhile. Lots of 7's and 8's, and for the first time ever I found a blonde…

Concepts Show Girls

Lawrenceburg, Indiana

Best little club in the tri-state...

Best little club in the tri-state area. I was there last Saturday evening with a bachelor party of around 12 guys. We got there around 6pm and there were 7 or 8 girls…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Stopped by early one morning in...

Stopped by early one morning in the middle of the week. It is the first time I had been in Cheetahs in the middle of the Las Vegas night, and boy did I hit the…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Cheeks has really come up in...

Cheeks has really come up in the world. With the new layout, you no longer have to go outside to change your mind. The dances are $25 but they run hourly 2 for…

Jezebel's

Wichita, Kansas

All I can say is WOW....

All I can say is WOW. Went here tonight for the first time. I showed up around 11:00 pm, and the parking lot was packed. The interior of this club is VERY nice (apparently…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

The $5 cover is no longer...

The $5 cover is no longer charged between 12-5. However, they get you with the first drink ($5). Basically, its dead with the dancers tall and some bigger than they should be for dancing. It…

The Pony Anderson

Anderson, Indiana

Shabby building, run down inside, but...

Shabby building, run down inside, but looks like the Taj Mahal compared to the dancers. Steer clear of this one. Dances are expensive, no touch (from either party!).

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

My last review dealt with the...

My last review dealt with the physical place, now for the girls. I counted 60 girls on the weekday evening I was there. Even though the club was yet to be…

Stars Cabaret

Beaverton, Oregon

I was visiting Portland, Oregon from...

I was visiting Portland, Oregon from out of town, and decided to take a break from work at the Stars Cabaret. The evening started out fine, and I had spent some money on a…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

My last review dealt with the...

My last review dealt with the physical place, now for the girls. There must have been two dozen girls on the Friday evening I was there. Even though the club was…

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Your RETIREMENT is being TARGETED by Hispanic Immigrants Rights Groups

New U.S.-Mexico Agreement on Social Security Benefits Is a Looming Threat to an Already Imperiled System, Warns FAIR July 1, 2004 Millions of Bogus Social Security Accounts Pose Huge Potential Liability for American Workers and Retirees An agreement signed on June…

Nepals

Greenville, South Carolina

I got to the club early...

I got to the club early on the weekend around 9 PM and I was surrounded by dancers :) just sitting and chatting with me. Lots more dancers than guys at that early hour…

Club Sensations

Wichita, Kansas

I went to this club tonight...

I went to this club tonight for the first time. Let's just say it was pathetic. I arrived around 9:00 pm, and paid my $3.00 cover charge and bought a beer ($3.50 for…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

great place... the place is small and...

great place... the place is small and really dark, really hard to see when you first walk in.. The staff is friendly and so are the girls in most part.. as most places in south florida lots…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I was at Cheetahs on a...

I was at Cheetahs on a Friday night and back on a Sunday night three weeks ago [June 11-13] and had the very best time I ever had at any strip club. Friday was packed but…

Bears Den

Shelly, Minnesota

Made a second stop at the...

Made a second stop at the new club in the area. Prices are still a little high for this area. Prices are listed in the review before. I bought a mixed drink…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

First let me say fellas...this is...

First let me say fellas...this is not a Gentlemen's club. To say that about this place would be an insult. This term Gentlemen's Clubs, I feel, is reserved for the stuffy, gimmie your…

Teddies

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Stopped by recently and the crackdown...

Stopped by recently and the crackdown has made a serious dent in the mileage in the backroom. Also, the lights were bright in the back and the bouncer made frequent checks. Not many…

The Pink Pussycat Lounge

Tampa, Florida

This club deserves to be on...

This club deserves to be on the Tuscl Bottom 40 List. I felt it my duty to add the 1 additional review that would give it the 5 reviews required for recognition. The…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Just recently visited this club and...

Just recently visited this club and all I can say is wow there are quite a few beautiful ladies that work here. It was really packed when I went, but I was told…

Zebra Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Wednesday afternoon around 2PM. Dead,...

Wednesday afternoon around 2PM. Dead, dead, dead. I like some attention, but 10 girls and 5 guys in a club can be uncomfortable. Anyway, the day was saved by Donna. She's…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

The Vu has hit an interminable...

The Vu has hit an interminable slide and is close to crashing because they got zip for dancers. Sunday night was as dead as I have seen it for having at least 10 or 12…

Jezebel's

Wichita, Kansas

Jezebel's has been totally remodeled and...

Jezebel's has been totally remodeled and just reopened last week. More details to follow.

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I recently visited Rick's on the...

I recently visited Rick's on the reccomendation of another dancer with the interest in working there. From a dancer's perspective, here are my observations: They have added a VIP room with high back booths which…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Had a few hours to kill...

Had a few hours to kill before flight at the airport, stopped by Tue 6/29 late afternoon. OK club -- outside of building nothing special but convenient from I-40. No parking problems at…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

The last time I went to...

The last time I went to Cheetahs, on the 25th of June, vice was there so it was really slow. The girls where not giving any good lapdances mostly air dances. The second stage…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

The reviewer who called the Playhouse...

The reviewer who called the Playhouse a "lap dance factory" was right. Ambiance is lacking, the stage dancing is hardly worth watching, and on my last trip the DJ was obnoxious. But I was in…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Recently, I went to the O'Farrell...

Recently, I went to the O'Farrell Theatre for the first time. After hearing so much about it, I had high expectations. I paid only a $15 cover since I arrived shortly after it…

Boobie Bungalow Gentlemen's Club

Cornersville, Tennessee

Had been to this club many...

Had been to this club many years ago (10+), was driving through on I-65 Monday night so decided to stop and see if club still open. Well, it's open -- but I'm not quite…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

On a last minute business trip...

On a last minute business trip to Huntsville, decided to give this place a try based on reviews on TUSCL. Wow, never thought I'd find it -- it's quite a drive from downtown. When you…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Went there tonight since it was...

Went there tonight since it was amateur night. They had six girls, one of which was pretty good looking. She won the $200. All of the rest of the professional girls were VERY pushy. I…

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entrance fee

Before entering A strip club do you have to pay the bouncer or do they have cashiers at the front entrance just wondering .

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Pole Dancing Site!

Hi Everyone! Please feel free to take a look at my pole dancing site! http://groups.msn.com/poledancing

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What's the most creative way you've tipped or been tipped?

Obviously some creativity is limited by the local rules but I enjoy using creative ways to tip dancers. Here are some of the things I've done or do on occasion: - grass skirt - money shower - cascade money over…

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Club ratings- how about some honesty guys

Clubs in Orlanda getting an 8? clubs in Tampa getting lower than a 6? Come on guys. Lets have some truthful ratings. If the club is good say so. if it sucks give it a low score.…

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Best mileage ever in a club

where, when and all the details please

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Peek-A-Boo

Does any one know what happened to Peek-A-Boo in West Palm Beach??

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State Laws

There is a strong discussion on a separate board that caters to individual clubs about State laws (in Ohio). I'm interested in finding out from the rest of the crowd as well as those in Ohio how you go…

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Ever have your favorite dancer NOT regognize you?

Yesterday I went a club I visit on a pretty regular basis. In fact, it happend to be my third visit in the past 8 days. Anyway, instead of my typical attire, for the first time I wore a…