Dumb, dumb, dumb. I should know...

Dumb, dumb, dumb. I should know better. This place is a dive, yet once again I returned against my better judgement. Got a big drink with one of the only attractive dancers and re-learned one of the most basic, simple lessons that even an 18 year old kid would know. I sat down and paid for her $55 drink and we got to socializing. Then her girlfriend comes over and wants to sit in too. That's another $55. I guess I was a little drunk. Anyway, I suddenly realize at the worst possible moment that I'm all out of tip money. Tried the machine, but it was cashed out. Needless to say, things went sour. Sigh. Moral of the story: If you're dumb enough to go (like me), make sure you have plenty of CASH ON HAND before committing to sit with anybody, and certainly if you're going to sit with more than one. Otherwise, you could find yourself out in the cold, even after a hefty inital investment. Brrrrr.