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Zebra Club

Rosamond, California

Ok First off what the hell...

Ok First off what the hell is up with the owner he can’t afford to put a door on the Shitter? There is only about 3 girls that work there that I think are very…

Eden Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

Again, wasn't impressed. Girls don't work...

Again, wasn't impressed. Girls don't work the tables or go out of their way. there are more fun clubs in houston.

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

I visited the evening shifts at...

I visited the evening shifts at Brad's Brass Flamingo on Sunday and Monday, July 11th and 12th. There is definitely something for everyone at this place. I had no trouble being an outside visitor and getting…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Visited this club on Thursday night,...

Visited this club on Thursday night, July 15th. It is very nicely appointed inside. There is a champagne room and a private area for lap dances. There were about 30 girls working. Spent all my…

Spanky's East

Wilson, Pennsylvania

went by the club it said...

went by the club it said reopenning soon. I doubt it

The New Pink Slip

East St. Louis, Illinois

start the night at the other...

start the night at the other local clubs -- but then walk a block over if you want some hot black action -- keep feeding them dollars and they keep on keeping on! have…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Well, all low ratings aside, this...

Well, all low ratings aside, this is a wonderful club. Decided to go back to see if it was worth a lower rating. nope. Same beautiful girls with some average ones thrown in.…

Solid Gold

Mexico City, Ciudad de México

2nd trip to Mexico in the...

2nd trip to Mexico in the last 2 months and I had to go back. The best place I have been to in years. All the girls ar great. They work you but you can…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

This club receives high marks for...

This club receives high marks for the quality of women and cost (entrance fee/drinks). It's $10 to get in and domestic drinks are free. On a Friday night, there were a lot of…

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

I stopped by Sugar's on a...

I stopped by Sugar's on a Sunday afternoon in July. The place is a total sleeper. There is a mix of not-so-good looking, but eager to please girls and some much better looking girls with…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Nighttime YS is better than daytime...

Nighttime YS is better than daytime YS in terms of attractiveness of girls dancing. There are a few very attractive women (Katherine, Charisma, Drew) dancing at YS; however, YS is a distant third to…

Playpen

Melrose Park, Illinois

Stopped by on a Saturday night...

Stopped by on a Saturday night about 7PM. The place was almost empty. 3 girls working and about 5 guys in the bar. Two of the girls were 7's and the third was close…

Shangri-la

Lake Station, Indiana

This might be the worst club...

This might be the worst club in the United States. Simply awful. Looks like a white trash trailer on the outside and a large dirty bathroom on the inside with fat, overweight, and…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

Saturday night. Stopped by for a...

Saturday night. Stopped by for a few beers about 8:00 PM. There were 3 girls working but not too much action going on. The Girls were about a 6. I wasn't planning on any dances....but…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

Been to every other show in...

Been to every other show in the area, thought I;d make it complete. Reasonably priced drinks, friendly enough waitstaff and ok, not pushy dancers, grinding your lap for $ 5. Not very risque but…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

All I can say is, this...

All I can say is, this club still stays on my radar as a GOTO club, when I am looking for some good looking ones, a little touching and a lot of beer, with a…

Sonny's Bar and Gentlemens Club

Chandler, Arizona

I had never been to Sonny's...

I had never been to Sonny's before even though it is close to my home. I had driven by once and based on what I saw, kept driving! However, I had recently read…

Pink Poodle

San Jose, California

I'm pretty sure the high rating...

I'm pretty sure the high rating is from someone who works at the Pink Poodle. $10 cover, $4 soda (no booze), one stage, ok looking girls. It's $20 for a "private dance".…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

Stopped by on a Sunday evening...

Stopped by on a Sunday evening in June 2004. They've opened a brand new building in the past year, and have a lot more space than they used to (they've also added a boutique).…

The Gentleman's Club

Wellford, South Carolina

This club offers BYOB with a...

This club offers BYOB with a cheap cover before 7:00 and some of the hottest women in SC. A great time awaits you here. I have met many of the girls and they are super…

Babes Show Club

Jackson, Mississippi

Wow...had a great time here. ...

Wow...had a great time here. First had a LD with this gal from TX...don't remember her name, but she did a great job of getting my engine runnning. However, she left me wanting…

Two Minnies

Waco, Texas

About the middle of June I...

About the middle of June I was in TX. I stopped in the this club because it was the only one I could find. I was a little disappointed since most of the girls were…

22nd Avenue Station

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Wow, first review! I get...

Wow, first review! I get to break this club's cherry, in a way. Usually, a woman strips for only one club. Not so in the case of the 22nd Ave. Station. A company…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

very different place..dances are standing up...

very different place..dances are standing up with you on a bar stool. $20 at least that's what I was told. Great value even at that. Lots of touching by both parties..too bad the songs…

Scores East

New York, New York

Now I've been in a lot...

Now I've been in a lot of clubs, so perhaps my expectations were too high, but this club is not all its cracked up to be. I brought $300, on a Tuesday night. I had…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

I visited the club on Friday,...

I visited the club on Friday, July 9th at a little after 3:00. Stage dances had just begun, despite the club’s signage and marketing materials that state that the club opens at noon. As others…

XTC 2.0

Dallas, Texas

My wife and...

My wife and I went to this club recently. The club itself is beutiful. The vip is for if you want more milage. But the waitresses that seem to run the show…

Baby Dolls

New Carlisle, Ohio

I went to this club the...

I went to this club the other night and had a great time. The couch dances were very high contact. The couch dance area could be a little more private, but all in…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Ohh.......Tuesdays are the days for 10$...

Ohh.......Tuesdays are the days for 10$ dances. Went in first time the last tuesday and was completely satisfied with the mileage and the price. The only sad part is that the dance is pretty small…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

I agree Stormy is the greatest!...

I agree Stormy is the greatest! Nights have not been the same without her. She has all the assets and knows how to use them. And she melts you with the great smell of her…

Stars Sports Bar & Adult Entertainment

Muskegon Heights, Michigan

Surprise! I went to Murphy's...

Surprise! I went to Murphy's and actually had a great time! Was in there on Thursday, July 10 at about 1 am and saw a gorgeous tall, thin, sexy woman. She was…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Lexington has passed a no-smoking ordinance...

Lexington has passed a no-smoking ordinance and it includes bars and nightclubs. Some of the strip joints are defying the ban and paying the fines and plan to fight it. The last time…

Wiggles

Queens, New York

Club is bigger than it looks...

Club is bigger than it looks from the outside. Only 1 stage with decent room around it. You can't drink because it's full nude. The quality of girls isn't terrible but isn't…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

went in on thursday, at about...

went in on thursday, at about 1:30pm, they were having some kind of theme day, don't recall what it was. all the dancers had to wear black and they had two girl on stage…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

I was recommended to Shotgun Willies...

I was recommended to Shotgun Willies by many collegues as the best Strip bar in Denver. I visited the place on a wednesday, parking is easy and it is in a nice safe busy part…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Went to the Mons Venus on...

Went to the Mons Venus on a recent Monday night. About 20 women, almost all beautiful, 8s and 9s. Winced at paying the $20 cover, but the no smoking was great. Dances were $25 per.…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New York, New York

I went to this club to...

I went to this club to check it out on a Wednesday night. I arrived about 10:30 and a doorman was there to open the cab and escort me in. Paid the $20…

Passions Men's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

One of the most well lit...

One of the most well lit clubs on Bourbon Street. $5 dollar cover but can be waived if you get a coupon handed to you out on the street. I suspect during high/busy season they…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I get to Seattle a couple...

I get to Seattle a couple times a year, and I have this routine: I schedule a flight that gets in at noon or so, get my rental car, head up I-5 to Lake…

Club Onyx Dallas

Dallas, Texas

I have only been in one...

I have only been in one other club in TX. This was a strange even for me. I got a dance in VIP room which seem a little pricy going in but this girl gave…

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

My first review of The Lumberyard,...

My first review of The Lumberyard, soon after they opened a couple or three years ago, was quite pessimistic. HOW WRONG I WAS. This place has turned in to a major entertainment center…

Jokers Wild

Muncie, Indiana

Visited this club while stuck in...

Visited this club while stuck in Muncie on a Friday evening on business. Most dancers were in the 5-7 range no real dogs, but no beauties either. One stage, private dances done in…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

I travel all over this country...

I travel all over this country and some clubs are realy good but there is no place like home. This club never disapointing. The girls are a great varity there is always 3 or 4…

Dillinger's

Oak Grove, Oregon

Went there on a Thursday night...

Went there on a Thursday night and was expecting alittle more going on than what I saw. Only two girls were dancing (rotating) so the variety was not much. Had a beer, tipped…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Tourist Trap! Avoid, Avoid, Avoid. This visit...

Tourist Trap! Avoid, Avoid, Avoid. This visit was on Saturday 7/17/4 about 6:00 PM. Early for a crowd but bad weather should have drove in more locals. I now know why Cheetah's parking lot was full…

Kitten's Gentlemen's Club

Salisbury, Massachusetts

The Lions Den has been sold...

The Lions Den has been sold and reopened as Kittens and is now serving alcohol.The inside of the club remains the same with a main stage,shower stage and VIP room.Cover is $5 and dances are…

Golden Horseshoe Club

Ranson, West Virginia

Overall one of the nicest clubs...

Overall one of the nicest clubs in the area. The girls are a plenty on weekendnights. They have all three stages going with 2-3 girls on each stage. A lot…

Las Vegas Strip Club

Auckland, New Zealand

Las Vegas Striptease Niteclub is my...

Las Vegas Striptease Niteclub is my favourite club in New Zealand. It is the countries longest established strip club having been in business for over 30 years. It is very well run, and management are…

Bourbon Street Gentlemen's Club

Parlin, New Jersey

Went on a recent Sat nite...

Went on a recent Sat nite about 8pm. Probably hadn't been to Bourbon in 4-6 months. No cover. Not very many customers at this time and believe it or not, way too…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

I don't usually give out such...

I don't usually give out such a high rating, but this place deserves it. Went on a Friday afternoon. About 10 customers and 10-12 girls in the club. Ladies ranged from 7-9,…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Even though Dollie's is a little...

Even though Dollie's is a little off the beaten path and through some run down neighborhoods, it continues to be a prime club for high contact action. Even in the afternoons. You have…

Crystals

Thorold, Ontario

Visited for the first time on...

Visited for the first time on Canada Day, on a Thursday this year. It looked like a fancy banquet hall on the outside and in many ways the inside as well. The room was basically…

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Is there really much difference in pimpin and the SC business?

First of all, I am not trying to insult all strippers/dancers but after watching this special about the Pimping business the other week I have to ask myself how much of a difference is that between the Stripclubs business? The…

Riverport Tavern

Sarnia, Ontario

I went to this club on...

I went to this club on a Saturday night. The women that I saw ranged in looks from 2-7. The drinks seemed expensive even taking into account the exchange rates. One black woman…

Filly's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

I must say that the bad...

I must say that the bad reputation that this club has does not linger very long once you have actually been. I was very impressed. It is a small club, but there is alot of…

Wiggles

Rockledge, Florida

Babes is a small little club....

Babes is a small little club. No cover with drink prices that are average for the area. I went around 9 on a Friday night. It was still a little early and the second shift…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I visited Bogarts yesterday right after...

I visited Bogarts yesterday right after the second shift. The number of girls were very limited with most not fit to dance. I waited for some more time till I saw Renee dancing on the…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I visited this club on a...

I visited this club on a Friday afternoon, just after opening. 10 or so dancers, about the same number of patrons. Staff was very accommodating (I was on the way to the airport,…

Jiggles

Indianapolis, Indiana

I went here for the first...

I went here for the first time this week, even thou i used to live in the area. The club was real good, but did not offer the 30 min for $50 anymore.…

Pony

Memphis, Tennessee

Something's just not working with PT's...

Something's just not working with PT's Memphis right now. This used to be my favorite club. I was somewhat of a regular and had some great times here. But dispite having been…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

This club has changed a great...

This club has changed a great deal. I used to frequent the club when it first opened--the quality of the girls was much better then but that is not to say that the club has…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Spent an afternoon here on my...

Spent an afternoon here on my way back to California. Since it was the day after the 4th of July Holiday it was a little slow. But since it was so slow, all…

Onyx

Atlanta, Georgia

Went in tonight. There were...

Went in tonight. There were some very pretty young ladies, but the club hasn't changed much. I would suggest Marissa as a great girl for conversation and some dances, but I don't think…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

This club will not win any...

This club will not win any awards for dancer looks quality, but the quite private dance cubicles are among the most secluded of any Houston lap dance establishment. Girls are very liberal with two…

Ultra Gentlemen's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

The layout of this place is...

The layout of this place is the oddest I have ever been to. You enter and walk by a bar, with a narrow passage betweent the bar stools and the Private Rooms (more like…

Thee Original DollHouse

Orlando, Florida

For a no contact-non-nude, it's the...

For a no contact-non-nude, it's the best in Orlando. Even though I like a little contact, I still enjoyed the table dances at DH. It's not the girls fault that the "Rat" has…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

The best choice for a quick...

The best choice for a quick cum shot by the airport. St. James has a lot of semi-private rooms for private dances -- 10 or so on the first floor and another 5-10 on…

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

Lots of girls tonight, but the...

Lots of girls tonight, but the dances I saw were all air. There were a couple of cuties, and something might have been going on in VIP, but not on the floor.

Rooster's Barnyard

Doraville, Georgia

A lot of not very attractive...

A lot of not very attractive girls dancing too far away (if they are going to be under 5s, they should move in close enough that you can't focus). This was a Friday night…

Centerfolds

Lansing, Michigan

I went here this afternoon, and...

I went here this afternoon, and it was slow, (no one dancing on the stage, only two other customers and no dancers in sight. That was more my fault than theirs, having gottheir shortly…

Triple Play

Sarnia, Ontario

My experience at this club was...

My experience at this club was just as bad as the one I had at the Riverport Tavern (see review). My buddy and I were there for about 25 minutes without any of the…

Playhouse Club

Romulus, Michigan

I visited this club with a...

I visited this club with a buddy on a recent Friday night. I immediately tipped a short, buxom (with implants) blonde named Kalee and asked her to sit with us. After some decent…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Not a bad club, but still...

Not a bad club, but still subpar for such a great titty bar town as Houston. The beer is less expensive here than many of the others, but there are no more than 15…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

GC is pretty much a regular...

GC is pretty much a regular stop for me when I'm visiting SF. While it doesn't traffic in extras like MBOT, MSC or CH, it has the best looking women in SF - all…

Crazy Horse Too

Las Vegas, Nevada

Have always vacillated between Cheetahs and...

Have always vacillated between Cheetahs and CHII. There are more 8-9's at CHII, but they are usually more businesslike than the girls at Cheetahs. Last go around it was really packed and the girls were…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

I was in the Vu last...

I was in the Vu last week and had a good time. I've had some bad trips to the Vu, but my last few have been pretty good. Good looking women, good company and I…

Westside

Hoboken, New Jersey

Ok, so everyone here is right...

Ok, so everyone here is right it is a dump. But on the other hand the mileage is great and there are usually one or two great looking girls in with the not so…

The Executive Club

New York, New York

This is really a mixed rating....

This is really a mixed rating. In terms of class, atmosphere and especially how hot the girls are, the club is a 10. In particular the girls are model-quality with something for everyone.…

Little Darlings

San Francisco, California

Went on a weekday night. ...

Went on a weekday night. I thought the SF location would be like the Vegas location - young college girls spreading, etc - boy was I wrong. The girls were anywhere from 3-6.…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

I went to this club on...

I went to this club on a Wednesday night - it was amateur night (the first Wednesday of each month). Unlike other amateur nights I have been to, the contestants went up one after…

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Bringing Wifey to the Club

How many of you guys bring your wife/GF/Fiance/Female Robot to the club with you once in awhile? My wife went with me a long time ago (like 10 years ago) and we didn't enjoy ourselves, but then I took her a…

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Bobby Fischer arrested in Japan...Who is he?

Bobby Fischer's Pathetic Endgame The unraveling of the greatest chess player ever by Rene Chun ..... Bobby Fischer was singing the blues. As he wailed along with a 1965 recording by Jackie ("Mr. Excitement") Wilson, his voice—a…

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acronyms

Having trouble with a few. Call me stupid, but ATF and BBBJ (on this one, the first two BBs have me wondering).

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon....

Stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon. This place is worth a visit for any aficionado of the clubs. An absolutely bountiful supply of lovelies, at least 40 girls working at 3:00 on a…

Club X

Glendale, Colorado

This place is a small hole...

This place is a small hole in the wall. 1 stage. Way below par strippers that were not very friendly. No private dance area. It is like a dive bar that happens to…

Amber's Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

I've never understood a club that...

I've never understood a club that advertises as a strip club, but the girls just go down to underwear... The girls arent even topless here, and you're not sure if they're even in the same…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

Low rating due to lack of...

Low rating due to lack of contact, which is what I want. However, this is consistantly the best in Des Moines for eye candy. Nice place to relax, music is not too loud.…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to the mbot. I went in early this Thursday...got there right before the 6pm happy hour was over (15 bucks vs. 40 bucks!!). The girls during the day shift…

Night Shift

Baltimore, Maryland

When you first walk in a...

When you first walk in a circular bar is in front of you, bathrooms to the left, stage to the right. The night I went had too many people for my liking. The…

Gigi Lounge

Brook Park, Ohio

Kind of a dive of a...

Kind of a dive of a place really.... mostly "B" rate dancers here... 4-6 on a scale of 1-10... But Alex is pretty hot. Drinks are a little expensive, especially considering the general…

Club 15

Lake Hopatcong, New Jersey

Biker bar with pool tables in...

Biker bar with pool tables in back. Updated outside of building but should have updated dancers. Few good dancers and even fewer good looking dancers during daylight hours. Beer is cold. Convenient if driving south…

Hurricane Betty's

Worcester, Massachusetts

I finally was able to make...

I finally was able to make another visit to this part of Mass again. HB's continues to improve with more improvements planned for later this summer. The staff is very friendly. The…

Bustop

Boulder, Colorado

I was here on a Saturday...

I was here on a Saturday afternoon. Very few customers at that time. Dancers were good looking for sure but not Boulders best. I was anoyed to have to pay a cover…

Big Earl's Goldmine

Des Moines, Iowa

Still a very fun place. ...

Still a very fun place. Good contact with mini-dances, trying to sell the VIP. VIP are excellent, but closely watched, and a little expensive @ $25 per. Music is still too loud…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

I went back to Flashers for...

I went back to Flashers for the first time in a few years. I had read some of the reviews on here, and sort of like the seedier clubs, so I thought i would…

Diamond Men's Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Very nice place since it's been...

Very nice place since it's been remodeled... Nice atmosphere...Very friendly waitresses, and totally hot dancers.. Saw several 9's that had a Carmen Electra kinda look going on and dont think any of the dancers there…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

I had a great time at...

I had a great time at PT's on a recent Saturday night. It is a very large club with 5 stages on the topless side and 2 stages on the nude side. When I got…

Executives Den

Cleveland, Ohio

The place looks a little run...

The place looks a little run down and older, but the dancers are almost always pretty top-notch, and the drinks arent that bad, so it's usually a worthwhile trip here.. The contact here is usually…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

I love the Cheetah. For...

I love the Cheetah. For having some drinks, looking at beautiful women and just having a good time in general, it is my favorite club. I went back at the end of June…

Sirens Day & Night Club

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Went to this club on a...

Went to this club on a Friday night just as I was getting into Ft. Wayne. It was on a backroad and so I think this is why the club wasn't as filled as…

6th Ave. Dancers

Terre Haute, Indiana

club has new owner and has...

club has new owner and has changed. has vip room. has more to choose from to drink. low drink prices. all new girls ranging 6-10 in rating. has some hot college girls.…

6th Ave. Dancers

Terre Haute, Indiana

this club is under new ownership....

this club is under new ownership. the club has been remodeled, cleaned and has a wide variety of beer/liqueur unlike before. the lighting has changed and the stage was redone as well. they fired…

Showgirl III

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Nothing to do on a Tuesday...

Nothing to do on a Tuesday night so I decided that going to showgirls III was a good idea. It was more crowded than I had thought it would be. Most all the girls were…

Tiffany's

Atlanta, Georgia

I visited the Diamond Club for...

I visited the Diamond Club for the first time in a few years. It was the previously called the "Mouse Trap". Stopped by trying sit out a traffic jam on I-75 on a Thursday afternoon…

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Clear Plastic Platform Shoes

I have wondered for awhile why dancers wear these platform shoes. It has to be murder on the feet, and damn hard to dance in (I imagine) Who came up with that one? What would be wrong with dancing in sandals,…

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Do strippers find it insulting if you don't get aroused during a dance?

I have had lame lapdances before but and not been aroused during the dance but the dancer didn't say anything. The other night I had got a lapdance from this girl whom I like personality wise but she wasn't what…

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Ode to a Stripper

This popped up on a group that I belong to; I have to share it. (We enjoy his work, lol) (I'm quite sure I'm gonna get it for this one, but I wrote it, so I'll post it...) She’s stripper... I’ve know her…

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Tips

How do you feel about tips? I am mostly referring to those dancers with their hands out after a stage performance. But views on tips after lap dances are welcome. I am used to the stage shows…

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Sexual politics

Whether you are for Dick N Bush or for Lick Bush Beat Dick, do you think your vote will matter? Have you even bothered to register to vote? I have personally voted for president every chance I've had…

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Best two-way contact clubs

Okay gents, I know of only one club that allows two-way contact. Big Earl's Goldmine in Des Moines, IA. It is so much better than regular, "sit on your hands" or "keep hands on the armrests" clubs. Are there others?…

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Ludacris Gives Tips On SC Ettiquette

Saw this on another board, thought it was interesting so I'm posting it here. Enjoy. ------------------------------------------------------- Ludacris Gives You Tips On Strip Club Ettiquette By Keith Memminger, Special to BET.com Posted September 16, 2003-- On a hot Sunday afternoon, the incredibly charismatic Ludacris…