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Allure

Fort Myers, Florida

I went back to this club...

I went back to this club on December 23rd to see how things have changed from the last time I went back in 2003. It's still the same big place as I remembered it.…

The Foxy Gentlemen's Club

Lincoln, Nebraska

I stop here occasionally in the...

I stop here occasionally in the usually afternoon only. Usually only 1-2 dancers, but sometimes more. Place is rundown and dirty. Dancer quailty is only fair / poor, but once in a while a beauty…

Night Before Lounge

Lincoln, Nebraska

SORRY --- the previous review was...

SORRY --- the previous review was for the "Foxy Lady". I rarely stop at The Night Before, as they are open only at night. Night Before has the best dancer quaility in Lincoln.…

Blue Fox

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

I went here recently and had...

I went here recently and had a decent time. If you are looking for Bo Derek forget it. There was really a wide variety of girls. I was there in the afternoon…

Hi Beams Lounge

Paterson, New Jersey

Not a bad place. Diverse range...

Not a bad place. Diverse range of girls from latino to black to european. The girls can rate anywhere between a 3 and an 8. The drinks are reasonable and the place is relatively non-threatening…

Taste Of Honey

West Hempstead, New York

Not much in the way of...

Not much in the way of atmosphere - and the dancers range from 3-7 (sometimes an 8). But what you do get is a very economical experience ($10/dance upstairs - bikini, $20 downstairs -…

Body Shop

San Diego, California

This club is a bit run...

This club is a bit run down but has alot going for it. The girls are mixed, some being very hot and some below average. Overall the girls here are average but there…

Excalibur Club

Morgantown, West Virginia

It is a real unfortune. This...

It is a real unfortune. This was a great club. A real fun place to speed time and hang out. It has been a slow ans steady decline for the past few years. I have…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Visted Deja Vu on this past...

Visted Deja Vu on this past Thursday night and had a very enjoyable time. The club is not very big, but I kind of enjoyed the more intimate feel that it had. Most of the…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

This club is conveniently located a...

This club is conveniently located a few blocks away from the Crystal City Metro Station in Arlington, VA. It features dancers in pasties & g-string since Virginia does not allow nude dancing. Girls don't wear…

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, Illinois

The night bartender is one of...

The night bartender is one of the nicest people I have ever talked to in one of these places. I was there at about 10 pm and there were alot of choices as far as…

Big Louie's Gentlemen's Club

St. Robert, Missouri

Stoped by a few nights ago...

Stoped by a few nights ago ( 1/5 ) got there just in time for shift change, they bring all the night shift girls out and introduce them to start the shift. This was a…

Seven Seas

Tampa, Florida

This place is to be avoided....

This place is to be avoided. It’s a dump; the girls are unattractive and high pressure. There are no lap dances. The only dances available are private room dances. The prices are high and the…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

I went on a Sunday so...

I went on a Sunday so choice was not optimal but it was OK. There were only three other patrons in the club. It's a little run down but not dirty or gross. There…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

New owners same old crap. No...

New owners same old crap. No offense to the fellow below, but he must have hit a lucky situation. You cannot count on action in this place. The atmosphere, ladies and pricing would be below…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

I’ve been here off and on...

I’ve been here off and on for a long time. It’s a classy place for a strip club. If I wanted to impress and not offend a newcomer at this sport, I might start him…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Mark's is a nice, clean club....

Mark's is a nice, clean club. All the girls are young and nice looking. Most are very friendly and enjoy where they are working. Drink price during happy hour are about 4…

Heartbreakers

Columbia, South Carolina

This place is kind of mediocre....

This place is kind of mediocre. The girls are dumpy, and the place lacks energy. Of course, some guys might like its laid-back atmosphere. I suppose it is okay for having a few drinks and…

Dancer's Elite

Atlanta, Georgia

This club is pretty much an...

This club is pretty much an all black club (only white girl who was their for amateur night). The crowd within the club was pretty young (avg age 25). My experience at the…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Not a bad club. $10...

Not a bad club. $10 cover, dances will cost $10 for a room and $20 per song. Decent talent on weekends, pretty spotty on the weekdays. Girls are friendly, low pressure.

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I have finally reconnected to YS...

I have finally reconnected to YS and am glad I did. I have visited the night shift several times in the last few weeks and saw an "old" friend and made a new one.…

Gold Club

Jacksonville, Florida

the girls are great and getting...

the girls are great and getting better. the layout could be better along with the seatin. the dance prices are good and they have good specials.

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

I was in Houston on a...

I was in Houston on a business trip and I heard that this place was the place to be. The girls were all 7 at least and very friendly once you had them…

Jaguars Club Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Went here on a Wednesday night...

Went here on a Wednesday night and the dancers outnumbered the pat rons. The club is in a bit of a rough neighborhood, but it's got a very large and very well patroled parking…

Pony T's

Sauget, Illinois

On the weekends, this place doubles...

On the weekends, this place doubles as a swingers club. You may see some action in the back, but you can't get back there unless you are a single woman or a couple. Sometimes you…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

Haven't been in Honey's for a...

Haven't been in Honey's for a while so decided to try a daytime visit today. I think I will definately come here in the daytime in the future. There are 10 to 15 girls and…

Seven Seas

Tampa, Florida

I'm giving this a Six, to...

I'm giving this a Six, to be fair. I had far less than a "6" experience, but I blame myself for the most part. This was my annual trip to Tampa,…

Hawaii by Night

Honolulu, Hawaii

I reviewed this place about a...

I reviewed this place about a year ago and recently checked it out again. My rating increased slightly because there were more girls and I had a really good lap dance experience. However, the place…

JP's

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

You did miss something... The door....

You did miss something... The door. The bar you walked into is called the Grog and Tankard. JP's is one door up the street.

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

I had an amazing time here...

I had an amazing time here with my guys here. The girls were HOOTTTTTTTTT!!! I totally recommend this club for any guys out there who want to experience "the best of the best..."

Club Rock-Za

Honolulu, Hawaii

I don't even know why they...

I don't even know why they bother to have strip clubs in Hawaii anymore. You have a better chance of getting an erection by going to see girls at the beach. On a…

Oasis

Baltimore, Maryland

Well I finally made it back...

Well I finally made it back to the block and checked out the Oasis again. Who am I kidding - I was looking for Ivy again. She was working and I dropped a couple of…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

I have visited this club many...

I have visited this club many times since moving to this area. The floor is a bit crowded on weekend nights, but the dancers are pretty cute. Some of the younger ones are…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

I used to love this club,...

I used to love this club, but after all the negative reviews, I had stayed away for a while. I visited the Thursday evening just before new years at about 11 p.m…

Prestige Mens Club

Ciudad Santa Catarina, Nuevo León

this club is a out and...

this club is a out and out whore house and the girls make no bones about it as you walk in its a small club with a stage on the right in the…

Paroxism

Cancún, Quintana Roo

went on monday night the 3rd...

went on monday night the 3rd there was about 9 girls all in the 8 to 10 range its up stairs the entrance is on the ground floor $25 us…

Market Street Cinema

San Francisco, California

A few cute women, mostly very...

A few cute women, mostly very scary looking. $1 buys you quite a bit on the stage show. Very scary parking in the area, not my favorite club.

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Went to the club Thurs nite...

Went to the club Thurs nite and as luck would have it the ex Hooters girls were dancing. They were on the main stage together and were getting really friendly with a ex Hooters waitress…

Candi Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

I visited the Wednesday before Christmas....

I visited the Wednesday before Christmas. The club i still the same - small parking lot two stages, good drinks. But the quality of the girls have gone down. I have not…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Remember, this place is hard to...

Remember, this place is hard to find. Gotta go up Industrial past where you see Stratosphere on the right and then move over one street to the west. Still $20 cover. Got…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

One of the top notch classy...

One of the top notch classy club in town. Mostly white girls, not many asian girls, but just found out the asian girls here are super hot too. A 5'2 girl caught my eyes, liked…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

This is one of the...

This is one of the better strip clubs by the 59th Street bridge in Queens. There's always at least four or five really hot girls working, and they are usually friendly. The girls…

Boleiros

Heroica Nogales, Sonora

Recently visited Nogales and visited Boleiros....

Recently visited Nogales and visited Boleiros. Although the strip clubs down here are not anywhere as good as they were a year ago, you can still get FS - something you cannot get in…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

I went to The Lodge at...

I went to The Lodge at lunch for the first time on Wednesday. It didn't disappoint. The women were as stellar during the day as they are at night. Nothing less than…

Sam's Hofbrau

Los Angeles, California

Topless joint in an industrial area,...

Topless joint in an industrial area, near downtown LA. They have more of a restaurant layout with a catwalk in the middle for the dancers. Upon my visit there were about ten girls,…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

I just got back from my...

I just got back from my first visit to the Toy Chest. I had a great time. Now the purpose for my visit was to see a young lady that I already knew very well…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Note the drop in daytime rating....

Note the drop in daytime rating. Choice just made some changes (I was told they just happened this week) that include getting rid of the curtained booths downstairs. From what I can tell…

Christie's Cabaret

Memphis, Tennessee

I stopped in here late one...

I stopped in here late one Sunday evening and the place was pretty empty, but it seemed nice in terms of lighting and general ambience. I never got to a seat before a girl…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Came here during the daytime for...

Came here during the daytime for the first time. Still an excellent club, even with the annoying construction. A bit of a slow start (especially since they didn't open until 1pm, despite the…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

I'm glad to see that this...

I'm glad to see that this club finally cracked the top 40, although that will probably mean it will be more crowded. The girls are pretty and the LDs are on comfortable couches.…

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Strip Clubs Offer a Useful Service To Society!

Basically, there is nothing that nefarious about strip clubs. Granted some of the strippers take the fantasy act too far and rip customers off. But, this is an uncommon event, and the customers who get burned may even want to…

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Strippers that make out iwith you...

Forgive me for being upspecific.... I've been to this club in California a couple of times and had a few dances with this stripper. Each time at various times during the private dance, we end up making out and she lets…

Wiggles

Rockledge, Florida

I ran by Wiggles the other...

I ran by Wiggles the other day. I went in about 1pm and once again no dancers. They say they open at 12, but I'd wait until 2 based upon my experience. I waited until…

Angels Adult Entertainment

North Miami, Florida

I visited about 6 PM Thursday...

I visited about 6 PM Thursday and the parking lot was packed. Usually a good sign. There were plenty of customers, but I didn't really see the type of dancer I'm looking for--short,…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

My old standby club, a Tuesday...

My old standby club, a Tuesday afternoon. The day dancers were pretty sparse, and some were not so hot. Average was a 7. I was going to leave, but the thought of…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Spent a few hours, good atmosphere,...

Spent a few hours, good atmosphere, about 20-25 girls, 5 or so were very good, rest average. Beer was cold. Worth a visit to burn some time.

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

First of all, WOW!!!!! I...

First of all, WOW!!!!! I went on what they call Super Tuesday and it was Super. Got there about 5:30. Little slow at first. Had one the $5 lap dances with…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

SStopped by on Wed during the...

SStopped by on Wed during the snow. The place was rather empty. After waiting at the bar drinking my coke I was approached by Janine. She is a fabulous little asian from…

Backlot

Kearney, Nebraska

Two dancers this week, only pretty...

Two dancers this week, only pretty average looking. One blonde, one black (which is a rare site in central NE). Both worked hard on stage and gave good shows, but the waitresses were…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

I am used to the San...

I am used to the San Francisco Strip Clubs where everything goes. I had heard Houston had some pretty good establishments where action was available. Hit Michael International Gent house. First surprise., these clubs look…

Night Before Lounge

Lincoln, Nebraska

I stop here occasionally in the...

I stop here occasionally in the usually afternoon only. Usually only 1-2 dancers, but sometimes more. Place is rundown and dirty. Dancer quailty is only fair / poor, but once in a…

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Went back last week to see...

Went back last week to see if things had improved. ( See my last review) Had dances with Corey andthings have opened up. After two dances in the regular lounge and a brief…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Just went back during CES. Have...

Just went back during CES. Have not been there in a while. Still the same great place. Don't understand some of the other comments made on the past reviews. This place has consistently a wide…

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The Whole "Culture" is Sick

The strippers hate their jobs and tend to be either be single mothers desperate for cash; drug, alcohol and/or gambling addicts; or have other strange psychological customers. The customers don't give a damn that that those are the real reasons…

The Red Leopard

Satellite Beach, Florida

This club was dissapointing. I arrived...

This club was dissapointing. I arrived in the club in the evening during the week looking for some fun. The main room is surprisingly well lit for an establishment of this type. With the quality…

Sallys

Budapest, Hungary

This club is a lot of...

This club is a lot of fun the dancers offer good value for the money spent. Private dances are 20$- 30$ touching is allowed except under the t back. Weekdays there are a few good…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Went to this club when i...

Went to this club when i was visiting Miami the first part of December. What a place. I just may have to start booking flights just to go down there and go to Tootsies. The…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

If you want to have fun...

If you want to have fun with some hot girls with lot's of touching and playing, then this place is for you. I've been here a few times and all I can say is…

Century Lounge

Lennox, California

Stopped by the Century Lounge after...

Stopped by the Century Lounge after spending a few days in a nearby hotel. Last night in LA and thought I would see how it was. From the outside it looked a little raunchy…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

The low rating is for my...

The low rating is for my lastest visit, which was very disappointing. Upon arrival I was surprised by the quantity of customers and dancers for a Thursday night. I sat down, watched the stages, and…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

Tried to stop here a few...

Tried to stop here a few late weeknights but got scared off due to a full parking lot. Knowing Seattle drivers spook easy at the threat of snow, decided to give it a go…

Crazy Horse Too

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went here on a Thursday night...

Went here on a Thursday night and the place was very busy, both main rooms were pretty close to being full. There are a lot of different type dancers here, and it seemed all…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Went there on a weeknight, heard...

Went there on a weeknight, heard about this place being a fancier type place. The outside appearance reminded more of one of the newer Vegas strip joints and looked more upscale than the usual…

Rooster's Barnyard

Doraville, Georgia

I would give this club a...

I would give this club a higher rating, if they had better looking girls who are lean. The night I went there were mostly black girls, a few white and 1 asian dancer. There were…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

I just started at this club...

I just started at this club and I have to rate it a ten plus. Super, Super Private VIP rooms. Great Management and conveniently located just East of I95. I'm dancing day…

Flesh

Colton, California

This place was one worth mentioning....

This place was one worth mentioning. I tried a couple other places in the area, but the women weren't as friendly..... Lot's of hot women in this place, and don't be shy to…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

Honey's recently went through a remodel....

Honey's recently went through a remodel. They removed one of the stages so there's only 1 left. And they added a VIP room in the back with bigger lounge type seats, the same…

For Your Eyes Only

Toronto, Ontario

This is a large, open club...

This is a large, open club with main stage up front that allows open view of the entire place from just about anywhere. The private rooms are quite expensive, though the girls seem appropriately hot.…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

I have been a regular here...

I have been a regular here for several years since I work in the area. I haven't given a review in quite some time, so here goes. I have noticed lately that they have gotten…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

This place is kind of a...

This place is kind of a dump but I always manage to have a great time here. The atmosphere is relaxed and friendly and there are usually plenty of girls to choose from.…

Molly Browns

Daytona Beach, Florida

Nice club. I prefer upstairs...

Nice club. I prefer upstairs to downstairs because of the nudity, but it's cheaper downstairs. Upstairs has a cover fee + drink minimum. The girls are friendly at both levels. Nice…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

The club is big and nicely...

The club is big and nicely done inside but that's about as far as I will go with the compliments. The girls that were there the night I visited were not that great --…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

While in San Fran, I checked...

While in San Fran, I checked out about six different clubs. (see review of Market Street Cinema) My hotel was just down the street from the Gold Club. I spent a lot of…

Playhouse Club

Romulus, Michigan

Went to Playhouse on a recent...

Went to Playhouse on a recent Wednesday night. I've been to about a half dozen clubs in the Detroit area over the past couple of years. This club is one of my favorites. It is…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Went down to check out the...

Went down to check out the club again. Alot of new girls there now. Most of the girls I knew are not around (ATF:Kayla) Too bad.... Still had a fun time, got a couple of…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Went back to the Mons a...

Went back to the Mons a few weeks ago but my new favorite Katie has already moved on. It still is a fun place to go and a nice change of pace for a Ybor…

Mary's Club

Portland, Oregon

Visited Mary's a few weeks ago...

Visited Mary's a few weeks ago on a Tuesday night. Small place and a small stage, but it's legendary and I had a good time. Only two girls dancing, both hot rocker chicks, one had…

Zebra Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Went late one afternoon with a...

Went late one afternoon with a couple of friends. There were two fairly attractive dancers and a lot of mediocre ones. Got dances with the two good ones--fended off the nasty ones.…

Sonny's Bar and Gentlemens Club

Chandler, Arizona

Sonny's has changed a lot since...

Sonny's has changed a lot since it opened a few years back. Completely remodeled the building. Nice seating and they now have a VIP area. Not as secluded as I like, but can definetly have…

Crazy Horse Too

Las Vegas, Nevada

This place is always hoppin'. ...

This place is always hoppin'. There are tons of girls in every size, shape, ethnicity, and most are friendly. I let one beauty talk me into taking a walk into one of the…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Entered club just past noon. ...

Entered club just past noon. Three small stages surrounded by small tables and chairs. All three stages busy with girls dancing to 3 song sets. Girls range from 4 - 7.…

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question on Baby Dolls (Dallas)

My wife is wanting me to take her back to a SC soon and was thinking of Baby Dolls (Dallas). Anyone here able to comment on if they are couple friendly? We went to the Lodge a few…

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Why Do Strippers Do What They Do?

Ok, I know most dancers have a cover story something like "oh, i'm a medical student with another job and i just do this for a little extra cash because it's fun and I like meeting new people". But what's…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Ruby's II is a great club....

Ruby's II is a great club. When you walk in you first see the bar which is BYOB, you can bring your own alcohol. the bar will not sell you alcohol unless you brought in…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Made my annual trip to SC,...

Made my annual trip to SC, and got to PP earlier than I had planned. I was there around noon and the place was unusually quiet, which is alright. The DJ was just as…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

I live in the Detroit area,...

I live in the Detroit area, and most of the clubs in Windsor close for New Years Eve (Cheetah's I belive is open). Weather was good, so decided to go the 4hr drive to Niagara…

Alicia's Sports Bar

Cleveland, Tennessee

In a previous review...

In a previous review I mentioned the frequent changes here and as expected the changes continue. You would expect dancers to change often but this club hires, fires and rehires extremely fast.…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Choice Gentleman's Club is a REAL...

Choice Gentleman's Club is a REAL DIVE. It sucks to a degree of sucking that most people can't comprehend. If you have money that you just can't resist throwing down the drain, you…

Leather and Lace

Lesterville , South Dakota

Really a nice small town club....

Really a nice small town club. Maybe not the best of decor, but we like it. Dancers usually include a couple house girls and couple of girls on the circuit out of the Cities. The…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Was there very late on a...

Was there very late on a Friday or early on Sat. The crowd was kind of young. There was a handful of hotties and a few below average. After paying the cover my group went…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Guys, sorry to keep reviewing the...

Guys, sorry to keep reviewing the same club over and over again, but when you've met the best dancer you've ever met in over 30 years of clubbing, why go anywhere else? Plus we…

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Anyone ever done a hot tub?

I just happened to remember a strip club in Morgantown, WV, where I used to go that had a hot tub room. I was tempted to try it but then they raised the price so I never did (I…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

Went back to Traffic Light on...

Went back to Traffic Light on Tuesday, Jan 4. Arrived about 2 pm, no cover, decided to try some food, because based on previous visits, it seems as though more people come here for…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Stopped in about 6PM on a...

Stopped in about 6PM on a weekday to find the club fairly slow. I only recognized one of the dancers from my previous visits (Tiki). There were only 7 girls working, so they…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Made my usual stop here while...

Made my usual stop here while visiting Miami. I got there about 1am and paid the usual $5 cover. As always Tooties was packed but my friend and I were able to get a table…

Tee C's

Scranton, Pennsylvania

This has not closed down. The...

This has not closed down. The strip club scene in Northeastern PA is slowing dying. Word has it there is a store moving into this place soon.

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Here is a quote (apparently by a stripper) that you might be interested in

"You know what Kyle you need to get a grip!!! ALL DANCERS ARE AFTER THE SAME THING NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR SOB STORY OF UNFORTUNATE LOVE AFFAIRS [sp] YES WE WILL LISTEN (with great enthusiasm [sp])…

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Costa Rican clubs anyone?

I am planning a trip to Costa Rica and have been looking at a few of the reviews. One gentleman, clover seems to be down there a lot and knows the scene. Unfortunately he keeps refering to "high…

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Too Much of a Good Thing . . .

I can go a fairly long time without seeing the type of dancer that will get my blood boiling and my drool dripping and my s----- s------. When I finally see what I want I tend to spend more…

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Joke

Q: Why is it a bad idea to try and pick up women at laundromats? A: Because if she can't afford a washer and dryer she probably doesn't make enough money to support you.

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What type are you?

Seems to me a lot of the disagreements on this board are because we're of diferent types: different age and experience, different income, different marital status, and we're looking for different things. What type are you? I can think of…

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What should I prepare myself for when My lady starts dancing?

We have dated for two years and she recently got in a financial jam. Instead of looking for a normal job, she waited till it was too late and then said she had no other coice but to dance.…

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Yoda is Indeed The Master

I certainly don't agree with 90% of Yoda's views on morals or his rather idyllic notions of strippers, but he did make a good point to me: I shouldn't be spending money on a group whose members I generally have…

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Truth about VIP rooms

What really happens and what is the usual cost for an hour at the Pink Pony in ATL

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The Fundamental Problem With Strippers

I beleive that the fundamental problem with strippers is that they have weak superegos. This is what makes them willing to operate at the boundary (and sometimes beyond) of the sexual norms of our society. It's what the strip club…

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#1 Reason Not to Ask Strippers for Dates

They might actually say "yes".