King's Cabaret
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1624 Irving Blvd, Dallas, TX 75207, USA*

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Mike_the_traveler
Mar 9, 2005, 4:04 AM
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Decided to try this place as a "change of pace" from my Dallas regular stops -- and was staying nearby so "what the hell." Let's just say it's not a good sign when the majority of the dancers have big butts and bellies, but small breasts (instead of the other way around :-). The staff was friendly. Though not in the best neighborhood the parking was well lighted and overall didn't feel unsafe. Beer was cold, but seemed to be about normal Dallas strip club pricing -- why pay the same price to drink here vs. many top flight clubs? About 10 dancers total -- only about 2 were over a 5, nothing over a "friendly rating" 7. Private dances were in a semi-private back section, and guys seemed to be having a good time. I didn't try any dances as none of the girls interested me. Most of the girls were on the heavy side -- which I don't mind (within reasonable bounds) that badly as I like large natural breasts. However, here the girls were just heavy but small chested. The only well endowed girl was very overweight, with obvious baby stretch marks. Oh well. The grass ain't always greener elsewhere...

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