Best strip club in East Texas...

Best strip club in East Texas area by far. Looks rundown outside, inside is okay, booths are nicest. BYOB, $20 cover, $20 dances. Best nite to go is Wednesday for 1/2 price dances ($10). Dancers are all over the map in looks, age, weight, talent, extras. Highest mileage in booths come from MILFs, go figure. This would include Holly, Leah, Natasha, Libby, Ivey. The younguns are mostly AIR. I can't say who my ATF MILF is, since she's now a MIhaveF, but New Years Eve was a blast, and Streakers wasn't even open (Sunday). What can I say, lotsa bang for the buck. The doctor is in...