I'm not sure which club foster_lagoon...

I'm not sure which club foster_lagoon was visiting, or if he had some strange agenda, but as I read his review, the bullshit meter went off with a vengeance. First of all, I've been to this club upwards of 35 times, and never once has a woman offered the full boat right when I've come in the door. I guarantee you this doesn't happen, because I've never once seen a guy go right from door to VIP. You'd have to assume someone would take that offer up, but no, never when I've been there. As for his hearing problem ($20 for FS??) and seeing problem (most people have eyes that adjust), well, they sound like a personal issues. The Tropical Lei is actually darker. The dispirited dancing? I've never seen it except from Paige, who feels she's too hot to fully undress (she's right). But his main complaint is the hard sell. You know, news flash, there's some hustle at HT. But this guy's distress just isn't believable. All you need to know about his contrived perspective on that count is that he seems to consider HT a harder sell than the Tropical Lei. Riiight. Among people who know both clubs like me (and I like them both), this strains credulity.