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Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

To the poster below ... you...

To the poster below ... you don't have to actually take the DVD, or the T-shirt or lunch pail, etc. Chances are it was a two-fer $40. That seems to be the going rate when…

Bada Bing (was Planet Rock)

Barre, Vermont

This club is always fun. ...

This club is always fun. You walk in the bar is on your left and the private dance area on the right. Straight ahead is the best place to sit. There is…

Body Shop

San Diego, California

I visited this club last Friday...

I visited this club last Friday night from about 10PM-1AM. This club is a no-alcohol club fully nude on stage. I got a dance from a girl named Dakota - asian with a…

Edison's Gentlemens Club

Jacksonville, North Carolina

Visited the Cave last Wednesday night....

Visited the Cave last Wednesday night. Arrived around 10:00. There were about 7 customers and as many dancers, who, surprisingly for Jacksonville, were in the 6-8 range. Lots of tats, though. The…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

I actually believe with "rateclub" below....

I actually believe with "rateclub" below. The Mons is great because you can get a sense of how a dancer will be. If you haven't been in the club for a while and don't see…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Still my favorite afternoon club in...

Still my favorite afternoon club in Providence, with the hooks of beautiful women, nice outdoor patio, and a quirky landlord (State of Rhode Island for now), even though from MA is a bit farther down…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Went on a Tuesday at 11...

Went on a Tuesday at 11 pm. Ten dollar cover got you two sodas. Average crowd and an average amount of girls. The usual tip parade was not out in full force…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Visited this place last Tuesday night...

Visited this place last Tuesday night on my way through Harrisburg. It is usual stomping grounds while traveling I83. still one of the best places for cheap lap dances. I went…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

I agree with emsweck and Chicago...

I agree with emsweck and Chicago Kid. If you are use to Detroit clubs or some of the others mentioned this one does not compare for mileage. However, for the Chicagoland area this…

CT's Adult Super Store

Gary, Indiana

Hobbyists looking for extras will love...

Hobbyists looking for extras will love this place, especially if you like overweight women, even more so if you are into overweight black women. It is an absolute dump with drop-cloths used for partitions. $3…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

My most recent visit here was...

My most recent visit here was one of the best. It was a daytime visit and the place was filled with great looking women and not all that many guys so I pretty much…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

The last time I visited this...

The last time I visited this club was on 4/5/2007. When I went to the VIP Room, it was with a dancer named Giselle. My time in the VIP room with her was…

Cheetah's of Florence

Florence, South Carolina

Not a bad place, average decor,...

Not a bad place, average decor, crummy chairs. Wait staff was very good, girls were decent 6-8s, friendly, but not pushy. Mostly young and petite. Lap dances in main area looked…

Bada Bing (was Planet Rock)

Barre, Vermont

This club was fun and entertaining,...

This club was fun and entertaining, but lacked in some areas and IMO not a true strip club experience. I was with 3 friends and we arrived around 8:15 PM; the club opens at 7…

Reno

San Pedro Garza García, Nuevo León

Reno is a pretty decent club...

Reno is a pretty decent club close to the Crowne Plaza, Sheridan and other major hotels. The Club is downstairs and moderate in size. The girls are all Mexican or of Latin dissent. The girls…

Silver Slipper Saloon

Ottawa, Illinois

This is probably the best club...

This is probably the best club in Illinois! I know that isn't saying too much, but without a overly long drive choices are limited. The Silver Slipper is just off of the highway. In fact they…

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

Great club in the daytime. ...

Great club in the daytime. At night it has fallen victim to "the stripper video". Black men throwing 1's in the air as if *they* are the show. I came to watch…

Tiffany's Cabaret

Forestbrook, South Carolina

I gave the club a 3...

I gave the club a 3 for the sake of nostalgia... otherwise it would have to be a 1 and only then because TUSCL's ranking system doesn't allow a 0. On a Thursday night…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Went back to one of my...

Went back to one of my favorite places. Noticed Staci as soon as I walked in. She was wearing whote hot hot pants and a tie-in-the-front top. Not too crowded tonight so…

Baby Dolls

New Carlisle, Ohio

I had a great time last...

I had a great time last Saturday night. Amber was back and gives a great lapdance for $10. At this price a guy can be a big spender and have dances all night.…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I stopped in Tuesday night for...

I stopped in Tuesday night for the $10 private dance "special". It was NOT a great visit for a few reasons. The place was packed so it was hard to even get a…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I agree with most of the...

I agree with most of the last few reviews. The girls tend to be Barbie types and not very friendly to non-regulars. Two dancers alone were sitting near me for a long time but…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I visited Cheerleaders this past Friday...

I visited Cheerleaders this past Friday night after a Phillies game. Paid a $15 cover and was able to grab a stool at the bar. The place was packed and the girls were attractive (6-9…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

There is no need to recap...

There is no need to recap what this place offers, just know that there is much fun to be had at the Playhouse. Went this past Friday and had an amazing lap dance. I have…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Visited Monday nite, 4/30/07. I've...

Visited Monday nite, 4/30/07. I've not been here before but the reviews were good and I was curious. My first observation, after paying the $5 cover, was that the club was much larger…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

A great improvement over their previous...

A great improvement over their previous location - the facility is in a industrial area, but the club is pretty upscale, with new stage, bar and vip- area. Met and danced with pressley (wow) and…

Men's Club of Reno

Reno, Nevada

I was in Reno on business...

I was in Reno on business and decided to visit one of the gentleman's club after on my last evening in town. I checked out the listing of Reno clubs on tuscl.com and selected the…

Fantasy Nights

Syracuse, New York

This is a small topless club...

This is a small topless club in Syracuse.The club is open Monday thru Saturday from 12 noon till 2 am. Drinks start at 3 dollars and there is no cover charge.There are between 3 and…

Red Garter Saloon

Key West, Florida

Visited for the first time in...

Visited for the first time in a long time. They have added an upstairs VIP room of some kind. I didn't try it or any dances here, as the mood did not seem…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I've been a big fan of...

I've been a big fan of PH over the years and always make a point of stopping by whenever I'm within 75 miles or so. Went here Tuesday night around 11:30 PM. My…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I was at the Playhouse on...

I was at the Playhouse on Tuesday nite last week (24 April). This place is very easy to find. It is on US Hwy 130, just down the road from Club Risque.…

Midnight Express

Cornersville, Tennessee

Tried again, had some free time...

Tried again, had some free time and came down to visit. The girls are pretty, some are exceptional but the dances are pretty tame. Exit 22 continues to go downhill. Girls are pretty , but…

Bare Elegance

New York, New York

So, despite my better judgment, I...

So, despite my better judgment, I decided to give this place another chance. Went on a Wednesday evening around 11:50. There were probably 4 other patrons and 5 dancers. Of my total…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

Was in town for a while...

Was in town for a while and called in most nights and a couple of days that I was there. A nice roomy club, with good music and has to be the most resonably…

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, Oregon

Still a juice bar, but it...

Still a juice bar, but it really isn't a strip club. It's a lotion shack in disguise. Club is pretty small with a main stage and then the private booths lining the back walls. The…

TD's Show Club East

Tucson, Arizona

Very mediocre. Maybe it was...

Very mediocre. Maybe it was the time of day (i went in at 2pm in the afternoon on a Thursday) but even at that time the girls there were not very friendly, and VIP…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

friday dayshift arrived to find 12...

friday dayshift arrived to find 12 dancer's. very friendly and approachable. main stage has a huge swing to add to the carnival feel of all the lights, this place rocks have not been here in…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I was in two weeks ago...

I was in two weeks ago or so, on a weekday afternoon. Plenty of girls who were happy to approach me for a dance and respectful when I took my pick. Now that the recent commotion…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

My third review of this club...

My third review of this club (I seem to be in the area about once a year) finds it worse than ever. This time I just didn't get it. There was an immense…

Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

Lets see. It has been...

Lets see. It has been six months since I made the trip down to Fox's. It just had not been worth the drive the last couple of times I was there. Can't…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

this club is still in the...

this club is still in the top 10 in Louisiana there is little hustle factor compared to the French quarter clubs. most of the time you have to get the girls attention if you want…

The Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Was stuck in traffic, so I...

Was stuck in traffic, so I pulled off of Columbia and into the club. Lots of cars, but hardly any people. Girls were so-so and basically hustling for drinks. Nothing really good,…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I went to the Oasis a...

I went to the Oasis a couple of Mondays ago and had a great time. Previous reviewers are correct - the ladies tend to hang out with the regulars - but if you are…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

Against all logic,I thought I'd give...

Against all logic,I thought I'd give this place one last chance. As I was about to go inside, I held the door for a big redhead with massive mammaries thrusting out of a low…

Bottoms Up

Brooklyn, Illinois

I stopped in here on a...

I stopped in here on a Tuesday night, probably around 10pm and I'd have to disagree with the previous posters, it's not that bad a neighborhood. Very industrial but PTs and another club are all…

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

This place is not for the...

This place is not for the faint of heart. Can be a rough place sometimes. There will always be one or two girls that will make it worth it though. The VIP…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Heaven and Hell are only 3/4...

Heaven and Hell are only 3/4 of a mile apart in the city of Providence. On May 1, I went from the hell of Cheaters to the heaven of Desire. I sat down…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

Still my favorite club in the...

Still my favorite club in the Seattle area. Not the classiest of clubs, or best looking girls, but the best overall experience. Last Friday had a great dance with a tallish brunette in…

Soft Touch

East St. Louis, Illinois

I stopped by here on a...

I stopped by here on a Tuesday night, around 11pm. It's in a remote area, set well back from the street. Open setup, with a bar along the side and the main stage in the…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

As always, I have to compliment...

As always, I have to compliment the club on its nice elements such as clean bathrooms, no bathroom attendant, lighting so that you can see the girls well, and music noise that's moderate enough so…

New Claudine

Benalmádena, Spain

We dropped by this place at...

We dropped by this place at about 10:30 on a Saturday evening, and it was dead dead dead. We asked if the two girls (employees of the club) sitting at the bar (and looking…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

Visited on a Monday afternoon. Good...

Visited on a Monday afternoon. Good mix of dancer. About 3 hot ones. Got a CR dance from a blonde named Rebecca. Very good dance but tried to rip me off. She shorted…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Nice atmosphere. Arrived at the...

Nice atmosphere. Arrived at the club at approximately 11:30 on a Wednesday night after an Orioles game. Had been here before and knew the place has a much nicer interior than other clubs…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Today is the first day for...

Today is the first day for the smoking ban in Arizona. I decided to check out Bandaids, since the industrial-strength smoke that usually fills its air would be gone. A fresh look, as it were. The…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I decided to visit Ybor a...

I decided to visit Ybor a few weeks back. The girls were nice enough, offering laps, but not in a pushy way. There was a range of looks, but decidedly on the pretty…

The Palace

Birmingham, Alabama

OK club with mostly black dancers....

OK club with mostly black dancers. I went on a Monday evening and there was a $7 cover. Some contact was allowed and the woman had nice big asses but there was no

Scarlett’s Rose

Round Rock, Texas

Went to this club on a...

Went to this club on a Tuesday. Nice looking club. Table dances are only 5 bucks on Tuesday which can make for some fun. Despite that, I have a hard time rating…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

stopped by here last Thursday in...

stopped by here last Thursday in the early evening around the time night shift arrived. the cheetah certainly has its place in Atlanta. the girls are, for the most part, gorgeous, easy to…

Cheeks Tavern

Eastampton, New Jersey

I've been here a few times...

I've been here a few times now and have yet to be disappointed. I've only been there during the early evenings, weekdays, but this suits me better as I don't particularly like overcrowding.…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Mons is certainly a ten from...

Mons is certainly a ten from the perspective of the women and the level of contact allowed. However, the place is so small and the areas to "get close" are difficult to find. If all…

Royal Palace

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

A wise sage on another board...

A wise sage on another board advised, "Have no expectations." As in...if you think it will be good, it may be bad. Or if you think it may be bad, it may be…

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

This is a nice club located...

This is a nice club located on the boarder between Idaho and Washington. Its not too bad considering there are only two strip clubs in the area. The seating is very comfortable and…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The talent pool here is shallow...

The talent pool here is shallow and getting shallower. Many of the better looking day shift girls are gone, leaving very little fun to be had. Kaya will be leaving on the 11th for a…

Exotic City

Lennox, California

Flew into LA for business. ...

Flew into LA for business. Drove past this club and stopped by. Club is like a small warehouse. You enter into a small waiting room with 2 chairs an ATM and a…

Prestige Mens Club

Ciudad Santa Catarina, Nuevo León

This review is only for the...

This review is only for the afternoon shift of the Prestige. The Prestige is the Flagship of the Obsession, Harem, Casino and Harem conglomerate of clubs. It is regarded by the family of the owners as the…

The Penthouse Club - Baton Rouge

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

This is the typical small town...

This is the typical small town local yokel place. The girls sit around the perimeter wall wasting time talking to the gas station attendant or plumber down the street, rather than trying to make money…

Heartbreakers

Columbia, South Carolina

I went to HB this past...

I went to HB this past Saturday. The place was pretty packed. I loved the music as it was high energy and didn't let up the whole night. IMO, however, I think…

Cheeks Tavern

Eastampton, New Jersey

Guys -- This is a great place...

Guys -- This is a great place to relax, drink a few cold beers (bring your own!), and talk with some cute young Brazilian girls. Yes, it is off the beaten path. It is…

Front Room

Something that's been puzzling me ...

Something that puzzles me a little is that my ATF has gradually become more modest around me than she used to be, and I don't understand why. The obvious answer is that she's become more modest in general, but…

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Strip Club "dos" and "don'ts"

Hi guys. I have a request for an article on strip club do's and don'ts. If everyone here could post at least one "do" and one "don't" I will compile them into a permanent feature. Do: Tip girls on stage.…

Crystals

Thorold, Ontario

Went to this club on Saturday...

Went to this club on Saturday night with my partner in crime with intentions of having just a few cocktails before going to Fallsview to play poker... We arrived around 9 pm and found the…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Had another good, if not expensive...

Had another good, if not expensive experience here. Paid $30 cover to get in, and just in time for the Ultra Room show. I think they had Nikki Styles and Mia somebody, and…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

I can't believe I wasted money...

I can't believe I wasted money in this place. You're better off going to Mitchell Bros or getting a call girl. $30 cover got me in (and access to the other club, which…

Big Louie's Gentlemen's Club

St. Robert, Missouri

Haven't stopped here in awhile stopped...

Haven't stopped here in awhile stopped during the week. Still a good number of girls working ranging from a 6 to several 8-10's. Lap dances can't be beat. I was allowed to…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Experienced the Tuesday special before venturing...

Experienced the Tuesday special before venturing down the street to the Flight Club. Bogart's is a small, smoky bar, a bit run-down. The women ranged from 4 - 8. The club is…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Went again on Monday afternoon. the...

Went again on Monday afternoon. the place was near empty. as usual many girls were sitting together talking while customers sat by themselves. I complained about it to one of the dancers I knew and…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

If any club is a '10'...

If any club is a '10' it surely must be this one (along with Treasure's in Houston). The interior of the club is richly-furnished and the dancers are as good as it gets.…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

In general, Hollywood continues to be...

In general, Hollywood continues to be one of my two 2 all time clubs - amazingly since most of my visits are seriously non-prime hours on my way to the airport when I travel occasionally.…

Pure Pleasure

Richmond, Virginia

To say Pure Pleasure is a...

To say Pure Pleasure is a low hustle club is like saying the Beatles were somewhat popular in 1964. This is almost a no hustle club... I think this club is low hustle…

Sammy's on the Island

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

The other reviews are pretty much...

The other reviews are pretty much on track. The women are stunning but you get a closer dance lying 100 feet away at the beach. This place gives a new meaning to the…

The Pony Greensboro

Greensboro, North Carolina

I won't get any credit for...

I won't get any credit for this review so you KNOW I wanted it put there for the truth. There is a great new gal named Cherry. She has near perfect tits and about the nicest…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

As mentioned before this place is...

As mentioned before this place is a huge, probably between 75 to 100 girls working. It is good place to visit, but not sure if I would want to make this one of my favorite…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

I think one of the things...

I think one of the things that puts the Mons Venus above other clubs is the fact that the dances with customers can be seen from the public area. The Mons Venus has an…

Wild Orchid Gentlemens Club

Reno, Nevada

I spent about 3 hours there...

I spent about 3 hours there on a Sunday night in mid April. The place was realatively quiet, understandable for a Sunday, but I had a great time. Enjoyed the company of Lydia…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

I had an awesome dance a...

I had an awesome dance a few days ago with a dark haired dancer named Mason. She was on the day shift. Very soft skin and knew how to touch me in all…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

Stopped by the Gold Club on...

Stopped by the Gold Club on Tuesday late afternoon. Clipped a coupon from the local paper to get in without a cover. Just got in before 7 pm to take advantage of the Happy…

Clermont Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

OK, so giving the Cleremont a...

OK, so giving the Cleremont a "7" is a bit iffy, it's near a "10" as a lounge to hang out at, but about a "3" in the way of a strip club. the Dancers…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Baby Dolls is always a good...

Baby Dolls is always a good time and generally you can find what you are looking for. I hopped into the bar @ about 10pm at night and the crowd was not overwhelming and honestly the…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Absurdly high mileage babe alert --...

Absurdly high mileage babe alert -- Francesca, who works Sunday nights and Wednesday days is incredible. Very large, natural and beautiful tits, nice smooth (and tan) skin and she will take off her bandaids…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Great time last week on a...

Great time last week on a Tuesday night. They had about 10 girls working. Something for everyone. I really like the new system that tells you how long you have to wait for…

Vegas Showgirls

St. Petersburg, Florida

Vegas Show Girls is a fun...

Vegas Show Girls is a fun club with a great location right next to the dog track. Happy Hour is every day from 2-7 and it's hard to beat $2.00 ice cold beer and…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Checked out this place for the...

Checked out this place for the first time a couple months ago. Very easy to spot from the freeway. Went on a thursday night which gives you 2 for 1 laps. Place…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

A usual around this club but...

A usual around this club but wanted to submit a review. Went in on a 4/26 expecting a quiet night and some quality time with Cassandra but was surprised to find no parking and a…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

I came by at night, around...

I came by at night, around 10, left at 12, and there were not that many girls.Roll call from what I remember:Jordan, Nadia, Roxy, Christine, Lisa, Jayla, Vanessa, Malena, Heidi, Rain. Got some topless from Christine…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

Came in Fri night 4/27 and...

Came in Fri night 4/27 and had some dances with Eva. She is a new dancer from Alabama. If you get a chance, try her out. Her nudes are good, but stick to the topless…

Club Wandas

Montréal, Quebec

Visited Wanda's last Friday night. ...

Visited Wanda's last Friday night. Arrived around 9:30pm. Place was only starting to fill up, plenty of seating. Decor has hardly changed since my last visit perhaps 3 years ago. No…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

During a recent trip to the...

During a recent trip to the Baltimore area, I decided to check out the famous "McDoogals." Here's how to get there: If you are coming north on I-95 or the B-W Parkway, take…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Treasures is a must visit venue...

Treasures is a must visit venue for the strip club enthusiast. All the key upscale ingredients are in place, valet parking, good buffet, well stocked bar, long opening hours, oh and a stack of…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

i was in tj for the...

i was in tj for the weekend and decided to hit the AdelitA bAR FOR SOME FUN. The place was rockin' and the drinks were flowin'. This gorgeous latina asked me if i would…

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Airline pilot tricked woman into having sex with him (For 9 months)

I heard this story the other day and thought maybe it wasn't true. IGU, have you been busy? Just joking. I just read the woman took him to court from appearances. If I was the judge I would rule…

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One of us got busted by his wife...

Be carefull you married guys that want to keep it that way. He left a trail. Phone numbers on his telephone bill, text messages that he had stored on his cell phone. All kinds of things that he couldn't explain…

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Addictions of another kind: Drugs...

Last week a coworker asked me if I knew what what was going on with D**? his name was on the work schedule but he was not there and another coworker was covering his desk. I had no clue. Saturday…

Club Royale

Huntertown, Indiana

Went back to the BD this...

Went back to the BD this afternoon. Lots of really hot dancers there and today they were there to please. Angel was there and we had a good time together. Spent the rest…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

My wife and I arrived at...

My wife and I arrived at about 10 pm. Main floor was very crowded, lucky to get a table near the bar. Quickly saw a stunning blond. She gazed us when she…

Flesh

Colton, California

i heard about some legal trouble...

i heard about some legal trouble at this club from a local newspaper so I went to check out what all the fuss was about. Well I must say that even though the quality of…

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The Strip club trip that wasn't

I think it was about last October when I posted about a planned east coast tour of strip clubs en route to and coming back from a meeting. Sadly, professional duties won out. I'm flying to, and back,…

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Do you like most strip clubs?

I really like the concept of strip clubs - friendly places where pretty girls provide erotic entertainment for guys at a reasonable price. Maybe I've gotten fussier with age, but I can think of very few clubs that come…

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question for founder...

I know that I am not your favorite poster and I don't mean to critize you. I just noticed on the club message board that topics were too old to respond to. I don't know what the time element is…

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Paranormal happenings?

Just wondering. What kind of strange things have you noticed in strip clubs or traveling back and forth? Anyone seen a haunted strip club? I've seen and heard a few strange things but not in the strip clubs.

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BI or not?

I first met her about 3 years ago. Very tall. At least 5'10". Hard bodied and did a fairly good lap dance. Not good enough to make it to my favorits list. At this time I suspected that she might…

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Discussion Board Fixed...

Ain't this been a fun week? sigh

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Deja Vu - New club in Moscow, Russia !

Spearmint Rhino club, closed about 3 months ago (February 2007), now re-opened at the same place, by the same management but under name of DEJA VU. Deja Vu - New York style gentlemen's club is now open everyday from 20.00…

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KFC is supporting Hillary in 2008.

To add to her election fund they have created a special deal. Buy one and $1 goes to her fund. The Hillary basket includes 2 small breasts, 2 fat thighs and a left wing.