Comments by Beantowner

Lets hope for some Providence overflow

Smash or gay

I once heard a heavily intoxicated man yelling “but I didn’t even bust!!” while being removed from a VIP booth

A) Any type of potato B) Mamas and the Papas C) My johnson D) See answer C

Joined and posted the same month, last month

The hail mary

Once the sex is over, what are you gonna do with the other 2 hours and 55 minutes??

This mans doing Gods work. I just picture asking a girls name then whipping out my phone to type: Ivanka Trump if she was a stripper

Face is mid but smash

I can relate to this. Saying fuck it and overpaying for pure satisfaction feels good sometimes. Get after it @tjack128

@basedtexafornian You’re down so bad lol My only real gripe is not delivering on what was promised. That certainly happened in my early years

Smash or gay

Guitarist for me has to be between Jimi Hendrix and Jimmy Paige. Very different but both iconic in their respective styles. You know their sound when you hear it. My favorite drummer is a dead tie between Mike Portnoy and Jimmy Sullivan (A7X). Other favorites are Shannon Larkin (Godsmack), Neil Peart and Chad Smith (RHCP)

First one to pass

Sounds like a good time

More details for science, my MA brother

Be clear on the strippers boundaries and expectations for a dance or VIP before committing to it. Don’t feel pressured into anything, the girls are going to try to hustle you so play defense. Don’t bring credit cards if you can’t control your drinking or desires lol. Be cool and pick your type, don’t be settling on the 6-7s brother shoot for the moon!

Straight up pass for me dawg

One stripper ruined your whole experience? You need a bigger sample size

Great review

A) Chipotle aioli B) Norm Macdonald C) “AHH HAHA FUCK!”

Looks like AI

Hell yea, brother

^^ What Nelly said

Some girls work differently than your typical hustlers and offer a girlfriend experience. Ultimately though they’re working and usually they expect to be compensated for it in some way. Either directly tipping or getting you into VIP. The fact that you’re thinking about seeing her again in a win for her. I’ll say that a girl squirting in a strip club is very unusual and for it to happen on the main floor is unheard of. Things happen in VIP, but who the fuck cleaned that up? I’m not really buying it. Everything else you talked about is just a stripper being a stripper. Unless she puts her number in your phone and talks about meeting up outside the club, take it with a grain of salt and consider yourself lucky.