Comments by Beantowner (page 2)

Things that never happened for $500, Alex

Pretty face, very attractive if you’re into the really thin ones

A) Poker before solvers, traditional women, fights in hockey, non political correctness/wokeness B) Stand by me C) Red Bull

What was promised for a $500 VIP?

Many sluts in my future

This man is touched lol

Rip Quincy, father to an all time smoke show, Rashida

Smash or gay

I had it offered once, which I declined. I like anal in concept since it’s usually a no fly zone for more women, but in practice it’s always lackluster. Not to mention it’s not exactly ideal conditions in a club

I’ve heard nothing but terrible shit about cocaine. I’ve had several strippers offer me some and thankfully I’ve never been hammered enough to say yes.

Dang, I feel for you on this one but it’s your own fault for not making it clear what you wanted right away. If you don’t say anything and she thinks you’re cool with the current setup, why would she do any different? OTC is not impossible here but I think it’s a drastic leap from where you are now considering you’re not even getting a topless dance. It doesn’t hurt to try though.. the worst that happens is you stop getting LDs from a chick that’s taking you to the cleaners.

Cliffs of Dover by Eric Johnson

Face is a pass but body is a smash

Yoga pants or a sundress 👌🏼

Gotta agree with the others here. You went in with the intention of “getting wild” in the first place. Tell the girl you’re not interested anymore and move on to someone else you are.

Unbelievably mid, smash

Good lord, get the hedge trimmers

Pretty tragic face, good otherwise

Mid LD or VIP is ludicrous, never had that happen. Alone in the club? Always see that, but who cares? If you want a dance from her just go get it. I agree maybe some should hustle more, but that’s their own prerogative. It’s an effort job for some and a cake (literally) walk for others.

Obvious smash quit lying

I’ll bring around a grand. I usually end up spending all of it, but then again I take bigger breaks between visits

Agreed, taste > authentic tradition. We all have different taste buds. Exactly why pineapple DOES belong on pizza

Only being pulled over 3 times in that amount of time? Impressive. Hats off to a well seasoned strip club adventurer

At least she said no and didn’t trap you for an extra $120

@Rod She is definitely the exception! The others I saw were older and out of shape. One of them had a botched bbl.