Comments by Lurker-X

Definitely lurked for awhile before I started posting. Hence my username. Heck I still lurk more than I post.

I’m with Meshuggah, she is a solid 8. Which is solidly in smash territory.

Generally prefer natural but I’d make an exception for her based on the whole package.

RE: “As soon as they feel the erection in your pants (nothing is outside) they immediately switch to air dance mode with some slight lap contact.” Either I am going to the right places or you are going to the wrong places. I have not a dancer shy away from grinding on me after I’ve popped a boner. I’m curious how common that is for other customers.

@IWantHerOnMe - I totally get what you mean. Seems like anytime someone post a link to a slim girl with smaller boobs someone else is going to comment the poster must be into trans women or some such. It’s pretty ridiculous.

@elmer - luckily I don’t have to hide my strip club habit from my wife because she knows I indulge, but for those that do the PSA about the greeting card is brilliant. Or at least it would be if glitter was still a big thing. I don’t think I’ve encountered it on a dancer in quite some time.

Ditto what Puddy said

Damn lack of edit (and sloppy proofreading). That should be “I don’t think…”

@ClubFan81077 - Re “Since 1.5 + 1.0 = 2.5, if the two of you sing at the same time, you're right on average.” Unfortunately I don’t that’s how two bad singers singing together works. Lol

A - Assuming I’m not planning to go swimming, low 70s, low humidity, slight breeze, mix of sun and clouds. If I do want to swim add 10-15 degrees and more sun. B - 1 C - Twilight Imperium

I’m a big fan of underboob. Wish more dancers wore outfits that emphasized it.

Never really think about it much so I guess somewhere between C and D. Not E because when I do think about I realize the club isn’t the most sanitary place.

Respect gamma, very well said. And that is not something I’d have predicted I’d ever say in this thread.

@Manuellabore - GGB is frequently changing the banner on her profile page. And less frequently her profile picture. So if you want to see more pictures you need to visit her profile page often. PS to GGB - thank you for making the effort to do this. Some of us PLs appreciate it.

I watch more than I care to admit. My sex drive is much higher than my wife’s so whenever I need to “take matters into my own hands” I’ll watch some porn. There is enough variety on the free sites like pornhub and xvideos so I don’t pay for it. I’d rather save my money to spend on dancers in person when I visit the strip club. (And yes, the wife knows I visit.)

Thicker than I prefer. Pass

Wow. Totally smash

Damn for some reason I skipped typing “the” three times. Lol

@ilbbaicnl - those tryst links were good for cost comparison. For both Houston and my area I’d say the average was better for $1000+ girls but not by a lot. And in both cases some of $500- girls would fit right in with higher priced tier.

RE: “my profile image is my actual photo run through one of those avatar generator things... so... yeah... she's more like the perfect version of me” Hmm so your profile pic is like what would emerge if you took The Substance.* * (movie reference if anyone is wondering WTF I’m talking about)

I was going to respond to the counter arguments to my post with counter counter arguments. But then I decided what’s the point, neither one of us is going to convince the other.

Glad to see you here grrl, I’ve always enjoyed your contributions on the stripclubs subreddit. Hope the right wingers don’t scare you away. I find my time on tuscl more enjoyable if I stay away from the threads posted in the Political Discourse forum.

I have a personal rule not to get involved in political discussions on tuscl but I’m going make an exception. Probably a one time exception, and I’m probably going to regret it. Re “The biggest lie ever - overturning Roe v. Wade killed woman. Such a fucking idiototic statemnt it is breathtaking. Show one example” Two specific examples: https://www.pbs.org/newshour/amp/show/investigation-links-georgias-abortion-ban-to-preventable-deaths-of-2-women General statistics supporting the idea that anti abortion laws are leading to an increase in maternal deaths: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna171631

Exactly. The general info is not always up to date so a few lines in the review going over that is still helpful. I’ll also say the one time I submitted an update to general info for a club Founder made the change very quickly.

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