Comments by Lurker-X

Which one are you asking about? I guess it doesn’t matter; they are both smash.

I concur with motorhead’s assessment.

Day 1 worked for me. See if this direct link works for you orange: https://boobychristmas.com/day-1-Suzanna-christmas-advent-calendar-sexy-boobs-video

Is it the same girl in both slides? The first slide with the ice cream cone is a definite smash. The second slide with the still pic not as much. The fake tits are a little too over the top.

Well said Dolfan. Can’t just make it a simple “Would you no strings smash” because that would lead to too many yeses. Also I agree that the girls in the other insta shots you shared are more my preference. Given the context of this site I often take the smash or pass posts as a question on if I’d be interested in getting a dance from the girl in question. I probably would get one from her. The tats don’t bother me at all. I like the long hair. I’m usually more a fan natural boobs but her fake ones look OK. The braces are a turn off but not a deal breaker. Here is a shot of her in a particularly stripperific outfit: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCroWWwI-t4/?igsh=aTR0MXByNm1hazNq

@Puddy Tat - I don’t think 3rd base requires oral. I think manual stimulation of the genitals is enough to count. But admittedly the definitions of 2nd and 3rd can be debated. Maybe it varies based on who is rounding the bases. Since breast play isn’t really a thing on guys maybe from the perspective of a girl 2nd base is a HJ and 3rd base is a BJ. While for a guy 2nd base is feeling up a girls tits and 3rd base is fingering. I’d classify nipple sucking a little more than basic 2nd base, but still far from 3rd. But again, definitions other than 1st and home can get a little fuzzy. One thing I find interesting is how much the order differs between the real world and stripper world. In the real world it’s usually the expected progression of 1st base to 2nd base etc. But with many/most dancers getting to 2nd and even 3rd is easier than getting to 1st. From what I hear even a home run can be easier than a single (I’m not an extras seeker so I have to rely on hearsay about home base). Note I’ve read enough reviews of the Playhouse Lounge to know that some dancers do start with French kissing before moving on to other bases. But I think that’s more the exception.

The “but who cares” made me laugh out loud.

Not my usual type, but she is pretty cute so sure, I’d smash.

Definitely lurked for awhile before I started posting. Hence my username. Heck I still lurk more than I post.

I’m with Meshuggah, she is a solid 8. Which is solidly in smash territory.

Generally prefer natural but I’d make an exception for her based on the whole package.

RE: “As soon as they feel the erection in your pants (nothing is outside) they immediately switch to air dance mode with some slight lap contact.” Either I am going to the right places or you are going to the wrong places. I have not a dancer shy away from grinding on me after I’ve popped a boner. I’m curious how common that is for other customers.

@IWantHerOnMe - I totally get what you mean. Seems like anytime someone post a link to a slim girl with smaller boobs someone else is going to comment the poster must be into trans women or some such. It’s pretty ridiculous.

@elmer - luckily I don’t have to hide my strip club habit from my wife because she knows I indulge, but for those that do the PSA about the greeting card is brilliant. Or at least it would be if glitter was still a big thing. I don’t think I’ve encountered it on a dancer in quite some time.

Ditto what Puddy said

Damn lack of edit (and sloppy proofreading). That should be “I don’t think…”

@ClubFan81077 - Re “Since 1.5 + 1.0 = 2.5, if the two of you sing at the same time, you're right on average.” Unfortunately I don’t that’s how two bad singers singing together works. Lol

A - Assuming I’m not planning to go swimming, low 70s, low humidity, slight breeze, mix of sun and clouds. If I do want to swim add 10-15 degrees and more sun. B - 1 C - Twilight Imperium

I’m a big fan of underboob. Wish more dancers wore outfits that emphasized it.

Never really think about it much so I guess somewhere between C and D. Not E because when I do think about I realize the club isn’t the most sanitary place.

Respect gamma, very well said. And that is not something I’d have predicted I’d ever say in this thread.

@Manuellabore - GGB is frequently changing the banner on her profile page. And less frequently her profile picture. So if you want to see more pictures you need to visit her profile page often. PS to GGB - thank you for making the effort to do this. Some of us PLs appreciate it.

I watch more than I care to admit. My sex drive is much higher than my wife’s so whenever I need to “take matters into my own hands” I’ll watch some porn. There is enough variety on the free sites like pornhub and xvideos so I don’t pay for it. I’d rather save my money to spend on dancers in person when I visit the strip club. (And yes, the wife knows I visit.)

Thicker than I prefer. Pass

Wow. Totally smash