Comments by Lurker-X (page 2)

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First let me say your ITC date tonight sounds like a lot of fun. To answer your question my trips to the strip club lately are lightly planned. For context I’m a married guy whose wife knows I occasionally go to strip clubs. But I’m sure she wouldn’t appreciate me going too often. So once it’s been 3 weeks or so since a visit I look for an opportunity to go again. My trips to the club are always an add on activity to something else that has me out that night. Like dinner with guys from work, or seeing a movie. My AMC A-List membership comes in handy here since there is almost always something out that I can go see since it is effectively “free”. (More accurately already paid for). Last few months I’ve been exclusively going to one club on Fri or Sat nights because a couple of my CFs pretty reliably work there on weekends. But it’s not as advanced as what you do FoCo with something planned out with one of them. I just show up and hope for the best. Only been disappointed once, every other time at least one has been there.

Landing strip or trimmed triangle is my preference but it’s not a strong preference. Bare is perfectly fine but untrimmed/all natural would be a turn off. Body type (thin/fit), long hair (on the head), and pretty face are all much more important. Based on the pics on your profile page, you nail the trifecta!

I’m with you datinman. Here is another “yes”: https://www.reddit.com/r/WHITEGYMBOOTY/s/NZYDoNMilr Naw ilbbaicnl, that’s too much ass.

I totally agree with what Dolfan said. Based on the pics he posted in the other thread and his comments about them, he and I have similar tastes in body type.

@ FoCoChronic - Regarding your question of what’s the point of tipping after a LD. Personally I tip after a good LD even if I’m not sure I’ll see her again just as a thank you for providing good service. But if you are looking for a more self-interested focused reason if the LD was good and you might want another from that dancer on a future visit the tip makes it more likely she’ll remember you and approach you with enthusiasm.

I’ve had LDs where the dancer could touch me (though more grinding than stick shifting) but I could not touch her. Didn’t really enjoy that and would pass on getting those kind of LDs again. Never had a LD where I touched the dancer but she was not touching me (at least via grinding) but I don’t think I’d like that much either. Dances where I touch and she grinds but doesn’t stick shift are enjoyable so I guess that puts me more on the side where I want to be doing the touching. But really the best LDs are a two way street where both sides are touching* and the dancer seems like she is into it. I know she may not really be into it but as long as she acts convincing I can believe the fantasy. *what I mean by touching here is tits/ass from me, but not necessarily kitty, and outside the pants stick shifting from her.

Not just you. Aubrey is hot AF.

I always thought She’s A Beauty by The Tubes would be great strip club song. I believe it was written about peep shows but a lot of the lyrics are applicable to strip clubs: You can step outside your little world You can talk to a pretty girl She's everything you dream about But don't fall in love She's a beauty One in a million girl Why would I lie? But don't fall in love 'Cause if you do, you'd find out she don't love you Hmm on second thought maybe those lyrics are a little too honest for the club. lol.

Good examples Dolfan. What you like is what I like, though I’m OK with the “too skinny” ones as well. Especially Little Dragon.

Excellent point orange

@rickmacrodong - currently I don’t wear anything close to sweats but I do agree the joggers are a little classier and my try that when the weather gets cooler.

Back in the 90s almost all the dancers were thin and fit. A heavy, much less fat, dancer was unusual. (Disclaimer - frame of reference is central NJ suburban clubs. Maybe “urban” clubs always had thicker dancers). Mostly dropped out the scene for a couple of decades and didn’t visit often enough to notice any trends. Started going more often again the last couple years and can say the average weight of the dancers has gone up a lot. Not to say I can’t still find slim dancers but now a good night means about half the dancers are that type rather than 95%. A bad night might mean 0-2 thin ones and I’m probably not going to be returning to a bad night club any time soon.

@rickmacrodong - can vouch the girls can’t always tell. Had a dancer recently ask if I was going commando under my cargo shorts after doing a little over the pants stroking. I truthfully answered that I was wearing thin boxers. Then again she asked in a playful/flirty way so maybe she could tell but the question is part of her hustle. In answer to the thread question, I tend to stay away from the places that classify themselves “upscale” so I haven’t had an issue with dress code violations. But at the same time I don’t wear sweats or basketball shorts since I don’t want to be too obvious. Lol.

What Puddy Tat said

$15 for a beer has to be a typo, right?

@nobodygtyu - My main clubs were central NJ bikini bars and yeah drinking and stage watching were the main activities. But pretty much every dancer took tips between her breasts and many allowed some nipple contact. Tame compared to today’s LDs but back then I was going with buddies so it was entertaining enough. I hear now that more fun was available back then, OTC I guess, but I was young and naive at the time and had no idea.

In the spirit of this site I’m going to take the question as more “Dance or Pass”. In other words if she was a dancer at a strip club would I be looking to get LDs from her. In that case probably a pass but if it was a slow night and she had a good enough approach I might reconsider.

Started in the 90s so 4 decades. But not too much activity in the 2000s until recently when I’ve gotten back into the hobby. 3 states and over a dozen clubs but several of them were one or two visits. But in my heyday in the early mid 90s I was probably hitting my main home clubs 2-3 times a week. But this was before LDs were really a thing in my area so it was less expensive.

I just bring in cash and ID and I should probably skip the ID at places that I know don’t check it. It’s primarily because I don’t want a bulky wallet in my pocket during LDs.

I’m with motorhead and sgrayeff; I’m much more likely to see a dancer I think is too heavy than too thin. But I admittedly have a bias for slim. Of the celebs mentioned Carpenter and Twiggy were too thin but Farrah was hot.

lol. Pass

Easy answer. Smash

The insta links in other smash or pass threads work fine. Just not this one. Maybe this account is restricted to members but others are not. Oh well, I’m not going to set up an instagram account just to see it.

In the spirit of this site I’m going to take the question as more “Dance or Pass”. In other words if she was a dancer at a strip club would I be looking to get LDs from her. For me she’s a pass. I’m not a big ass guy. I prefer my dancers slimmer and more toned.