Reviews

Friday night. $20 cover. Last stop of my Minneapolis strip club tour before work drags me to another city (stay tuned). Layout: As soon as you walk in there’s cocktail tables with stools on the…

Came through on a Thursday night. $20 cover. They scanned my ID then immediately hit me with “You gotta buy a $15 NA beverage.” Choices: water, energy drink, or soda. No alcohol, no juice, not…

Wednesday night. $10 cover to get in. The place is in a prime location surrounded by bars, restaurants, and drunk foot traffic so you’d expect it to be loud and lively. Instead I walked into…

Stop #2 on my Minneapolis strip club tour before I head back home and compile my deeply scientific findings for the good of humanity. Tuesday afternoon I rolled into Downtown Cabaret. No cover charge. My…

Work dragged me out to Minneapolis so naturally I made it my patriotic duty to check out and support the local… talent. That’s how I found myself inside Rick’s Cabaret on a Monday night, $10…

Entry: Monday afternoon. No cover. Usual metal detector walk through. Inside the Cave: I’ve reviewed this place many times and have gone over the layout before. It’s still darker than a rat’s asshole in a coal…

Popped into this spot on a Saturday night. Cover was $25 and apparently they do valet parking only now? I got dropped off so I can’t tell you what they charge but judging by the…

Pulled up on a Friday night to finally check out the elusive Men’s Club aka Reno’s last strip club on my to do list. Cover was somewhere around $30, maybe more/maybe less but I blacked…

Rolled into Fantasy Girls on a Friday night. $30 cover. Same routine as always. No need to rehash the club layout. If you’ve read my past reviews, you already know the vibes. It’s Reno little…

Popped into this spot on a Wednesday night because I had $25 I no longer wanted. Entrance is on the Kearny side, not Columbus. Plenty of other clubs within walking distance to this one. You walk…

Hit up Fantasy Girls again. Saturday night, $30 cover, same metal detector routine. Security gave me the usual pat down. We’re honestly probably at a first name basis at this point. Inside the Cave: As always…

Pulled into Peppermint Hippo on a random Tuesday around 2PM. No cover (God bless America) and I came for what really matters at that hour: the $2 tacos. And let me tell you, they slap.…