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Entry: Monday afternoon. No cover. Usual metal detector walk through.

Inside the Cave:

I’ve reviewed this place many times and have gone over the layout before. It’s still darker than a rat’s asshole in a coal…

Popped into this spot on a Saturday night. Cover was $25 and apparently they do valet parking only now? I got dropped off so I can’t tell you what they charge but judging by the…

Pulled up on a Friday night to finally check out the elusive Men’s Club aka Reno’s last strip club on my to do list. Cover was somewhere around $30, maybe more/maybe less but I blacked…

Rolled into Fantasy Girls on a Friday night. $30 cover. Same routine as always.

No need to rehash the club layout. If you’ve read my past reviews, you already know the vibes. It’s Reno little…

Popped into this spot on a Wednesday night because I had $25 I no longer wanted.

Entrance is on the Kearny side, not Columbus. Plenty of other clubs within walking distance to this one.

You walk…

Hit up Fantasy Girls again. Saturday night, $30 cover, same metal detector routine. Security gave me the usual pat down. We’re honestly probably at a first name basis at this point.

Inside the Cave:

As always…

Pulled into Peppermint Hippo on a random Tuesday around 2PM. No cover (God bless America) and I came for what really matters at that hour: the $2 tacos. And let me tell you, they slap.…

Pulled up to Wild Orchid a few Friday nights ago with the intention to just vibe, sip a drink, and maybe spiritually reconnect with a fake boob or two. I paid $30 to get molested…

Pulled up a few Saturday nights ago with a buddy, both of us sober enough to make bad decisions and just drunk enough to not care. Usual drill with the metal detector and pat down…

Came in late night Saturday. $30 cover. Usual routine: security gives a light patdown, waves a wand like they’re blessing you, then you shuffle through a metal detector. Same dungeon lighting, same vaguely sticky ambiance.…

Came in on a Wednesday evening. Cover was $20. Big Asian dude gave me the usual pat down and waved me through the metal detector. Same routine as always, nothing new there.

Not gonna describe the…

I was in town for the week and decided to check out HQ in Sacramento as a last resort since it’s supposed to be the best in the city. It’s also the only club that…