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published 1 wk ago
The Minneapolis Strip Club Tour Ends
reviewed by
valuedicks

6.7

Friday night. $20 cover. Last stop of my Minneapolis strip club tour before work drags me to another city (stay tuned).

Layout: As soon as you walk in there’s cocktail tables with stools on the…

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published 1 wk ago
Stop #4: The Great Soda Shakedown of Minneapolis
reviewed by
valuedicks

5.0

Came through on a Thursday night. $20 cover. They scanned my ID then immediately hit me with “You gotta buy a $15 NA beverage.” Choices: water, energy drink, or soda. No alcohol, no juice, not…

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published 2 wks ago
$10 Cover to See the Cast of “Bones: The Musical”
reviewed by
valuedicks

5.3

Wednesday night. $10 cover to get in. The place is in a prime location surrounded by bars, restaurants, and drunk foot traffic so you’d expect it to be loud and lively. Instead I walked into…

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published 2 wks ago
No Land Beasts Detected
reviewed by
valuedicks

7.0

Stop #2 on my Minneapolis strip club tour before I head back home and compile my deeply scientific findings for the good of humanity. Tuesday afternoon I rolled into Downtown Cabaret. No cover charge. My…

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published 2 wks ago
No Land Beasts in Sight - Midwest, You’re Alright
reviewed by
valuedicks

5.3

Work dragged me out to Minneapolis so naturally I made it my patriotic duty to check out and support the local… talent. That’s how I found myself inside Rick’s Cabaret on a Monday night, $10…

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published 3 wks ago
Praise Be: The Land Mammals Are Missing
reviewed by
valuedicks

6.3

Entry: Monday afternoon. No cover. Usual metal detector walk through.

Inside the Cave:

I’ve reviewed this place many times and have gone over the layout before. It’s still darker than a rat’s asshole in a coal…

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published 1 mo ago
Come For the Dancers, Stay Because a Bottle Girl Blocked the Exit
reviewed by
valuedicks

5.7

Popped into this spot on a Saturday night. Cover was $25 and apparently they do valet parking only now? I got dropped off so I can’t tell you what they charge but judging by the…

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published 1 mo ago
Strip Club or Assisted Living Facility? Hard to Tell.
reviewed by
valuedicks

3.7

Pulled up on a Friday night to finally check out the elusive Men’s Club aka Reno’s last strip club on my to do list. Cover was somewhere around $30, maybe more/maybe less but I blacked…

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published 1 mo ago
Even Marisol couldn’t be bothered
reviewed by
valuedicks

5.3

Rolled into Fantasy Girls on a Friday night. $30 cover. Same routine as always.

No need to rehash the club layout. If you’ve read my past reviews, you already know the vibes. It’s Reno little…

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published 1 mo ago
Descended Into the Strip Club Abyss and Found Nothing
reviewed by
valuedicks

5.3

Popped into this spot on a Wednesday night because I had $25 I no longer wanted.

Entrance is on the Kearny side, not Columbus. Plenty of other clubs within walking distance to this one.

You walk…

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published 2 mos ago
The Art of the Upcharge: Moscow Edition
reviewed by
valuedicks

9.3

Hit up Fantasy Girls again. Saturday night, $30 cover, same metal detector routine. Security gave me the usual pat down. We’re honestly probably at a first name basis at this point.

Inside the Cave:

As always…

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published 2 mos ago
$2 Tacos, $180 Soul Snatching: Do the Math
reviewed by
valuedicks

8.7

Pulled into Peppermint Hippo on a random Tuesday around 2PM. No cover (God bless America) and I came for what really matters at that hour: the $2 tacos. And let me tell you, they slap.…