Reviews

Hit up Fantasy Girls again. Saturday night, $30 cover, same metal detector routine. Security gave me the usual pat down. We’re honestly probably at a first name basis at this point.

Inside the Cave:

As always…

Pulled into Peppermint Hippo on a random Tuesday around 2PM. No cover (God bless America) and I came for what really matters at that hour: the $2 tacos. And let me tell you, they slap.…

Pulled up to Wild Orchid a few Friday nights ago with the intention to just vibe, sip a drink, and maybe spiritually reconnect with a fake boob or two. I paid $30 to get molested…

Pulled up a few Saturday nights ago with a buddy, both of us sober enough to make bad decisions and just drunk enough to not care. Usual drill with the metal detector and pat down…

Came in late night Saturday. $30 cover. Usual routine: security gives a light patdown, waves a wand like they’re blessing you, then you shuffle through a metal detector. Same dungeon lighting, same vaguely sticky ambiance.…

Came in on a Wednesday evening. Cover was $20. Big Asian dude gave me the usual pat down and waved me through the metal detector. Same routine as always, nothing new there.

Not gonna describe the…

I was in town for the week and decided to check out HQ in Sacramento as a last resort since it’s supposed to be the best in the city. It’s also the only club that…

While passing through Rancho Cordova on a Thursday night I decided to scope out the local talent and stumbled upon Pure Gold Showgirls. Almost missed it since it’s tucked inside an adult store, never seen…

I stumbled upon Deja Vu Showgirls while driving through Stockton on a Wednesday. It is a pink building in an industrial area that didn’t look too bad considering Stockton’s reputation for high crime. Curious, I…

I went over the club layout in my last review and nothing changed since then so I’m just going to get straight to the point.

Decided to come into the Hippo after a somewhat uncomfortable…

I’ll spare the details about the layout since nothing has changed since my last review.

I went into the Wild Orchid last Thursday around midnight. I was surprised by the amount of girls working a week…

This review is about a visit I had a few weeks ago.

My original plan was to go into Fantasy Girls but I noticed the lights to this place were on and there were a couple…