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Firehouse Cabaret
Salem, OR
Went to the Firehouse on a Thursday night because I wanted to see what else Salem had to offer in terms of talent and LORD HAVE MERCY… I paid my $5 cover, got my little ID…
valuedicks· 7 mos ago 3Last Chance Saloon
Gervais, OR
This was my final stop on my accidental horror movie tour of Oregon strip clubs and THANK GOD. I don’t think my soul could’ve handled one more Oregonian “gentlemen’s” club establishment. This place was somewhere…
valuedicks· 7 mos agolast: 3 mos ago 8 1Spyce Gentlemen's Club
Portland, OR
Spyce. Wednesday night. Downtown Portland. Parked somewhere on the street because that was the only option but holy hell. Downtown Portland after dark felt like side questing in a zombie game. Every 10ft there was…
valuedicks· 7 mos agolast: 7 mos ago 2 1Sugar Shack Gentlemen's Club
Salem, OR
Decided to swing by Salem, Oregon on a Tuesday night because my strip club tour isn’t just about Portland. I wanted to see how the “smaller” areas stack up in talent. Spoiler: they don’t. $0 cover.…
valuedicks· 7 mos ago 6Stars Cabaret
Salem, OR
After being disappointed by Sugar Shack I decided to check out Stars Cabaret. $0 cover. Club was surrounded by lower budget motels but surprisingly the area didn’t scream “mug me here”. Points for civility I…
valuedicks· 7 mos agolast: 7 mos ago 3 2Casa Diablo Original Blood
Portland, OR
Hit up Casa Diablo in Portland on a Monday night because my Portland strip club tour requires me to see the infamous spots even if my soul might leave in protest. Cover? $0. Bonus points:…
valuedicks· 7 mos agolast: 7 mos ago 15 1Acropolis
Portland, OR
Hit up Acropolis on a Monday afternoon because apparently it’s a Portland rite of passage to try their steaks. No cover. Outside looks like a dirty circus tent. Inside wasn’t better in the slightest. It…
valuedicks· 7 mos agolast: 7 mos ago 9 2Club Rouge Beaverton
Portland, OR
Stopped into Club Rouge in Beaverton on a Sunday night around 9pm because my Portland strip club tour demands consistency even if it means driving out to the suburbs. $10 cover, ID check, light patdown.…
valuedicks· 7 mos ago 9Columbia Strip
Portland, OR
I hit Columbia Strip on a Saturday night because my Portland strip club tour must go on even if it kills me. Pulled up around 11ish. No cover and immediately understood why. The outside looked…
valuedicks· 7 mos agolast: 7 mos ago 3 2CaBaRet II
Portland, OR
Pulled up to Cabaret 2 in Portland on a Friday night around 10 something. Parking lot was packed. Cover was either $5 or $10. Simple ID check and pat down. The entrance is down a flight of…
valuedicks· 7 mos agolast: 2 mos ago 5 3Spearmint Rhino
Minneapolis, MN
Friday night. $20 cover. Last stop of my Minneapolis strip club tour before work drags me to another city (stay tuned). Layout: As soon as you walk in there’s cocktail tables with stools on the…
valuedicks· 10 mos ago 4Dream Girls
Minneapolis, MN
Came through on a Thursday night. $20 cover. They scanned my ID then immediately hit me with “You gotta buy a $15 NA beverage.” Choices: water, energy drink, or soda. No alcohol, no juice, not…
valuedicks· 10 mos ago 3Seville Club
Minneapolis, MN
Wednesday night. $10 cover to get in. The place is in a prime location surrounded by bars, restaurants, and drunk foot traffic so you’d expect it to be loud and lively. Instead I walked into…
valuedicks· 11 mos agoDowntown Cabaret
Minneapolis, MN
Stop #2 on my Minneapolis strip club tour before I head back home and compile my deeply scientific findings for the good of humanity. Tuesday afternoon I rolled into Downtown Cabaret. No cover charge. My…
valuedicks· 11 mos agolast: 3 mos ago 2 1Rick's Cabaret
Minneapolis, MN
Work dragged me out to Minneapolis so naturally I made it my patriotic duty to check out and support the local… talent. That’s how I found myself inside Rick’s Cabaret on a Monday night, $10…
valuedicks· 11 mos agoFantasy Girls
Reno, NV
Entry: Monday afternoon. No cover. Usual metal detector walk through. Inside the Cave: I’ve reviewed this place many times and have gone over the layout before. It’s still darker than a rat’s asshole in a coal…
valuedicks· 11 mos agoPeppermint Hippo Reno
Reno, NV
Popped into this spot on a Saturday night. Cover was $25 and apparently they do valet parking only now? I got dropped off so I can’t tell you what they charge but judging by the…
valuedicks· 11 mos ago 8Men's Club of Reno
Reno, NV
Pulled up on a Friday night to finally check out the elusive Men’s Club aka Reno’s last strip club on my to do list. Cover was somewhere around $30, maybe more/maybe less but I blacked…
valuedicks· 11 mos agolast: 11 mos ago 3 4Fantasy Girls
Reno, NV
Rolled into Fantasy Girls on a Friday night. $30 cover. Same routine as always. No need to rehash the club layout. If you’ve read my past reviews, you already know the vibes. It’s Reno little…
valuedicks· 11 mos agolast: 11 mos ago 1 1Larry Flynt's Hustler Club
San Francisco, CA
Popped into this spot on a Wednesday night because I had $25 I no longer wanted. Entrance is on the Kearny side, not Columbus. Plenty of other clubs within walking distance to this one. You walk…
valuedicks· 12 mos agolast: 10 mos ago 1 3Fantasy Girls
Reno, NV
Hit up Fantasy Girls again. Saturday night, $30 cover, same metal detector routine. Security gave me the usual pat down. We’re honestly probably at a first name basis at this point. Inside the Cave: As always…
valuedicks· 1 yr agoPeppermint Hippo Reno
Reno, NV
Pulled into Peppermint Hippo on a random Tuesday around 2PM. No cover (God bless America) and I came for what really matters at that hour: the $2 tacos. And let me tell you, they slap.…
valuedicks· 1 yr agolast: 1 yr ago 9 1Wild Orchid Gentlemens Club
Reno, NV
Pulled up to Wild Orchid a few Friday nights ago with the intention to just vibe, sip a drink, and maybe spiritually reconnect with a fake boob or two. I paid $30 to get molested…
valuedicks· 1 yr agolast: 1 yr ago 6 3Fantasy Girls
Reno, NV
Pulled up a few Saturday nights ago with a buddy, both of us sober enough to make bad decisions and just drunk enough to not care. Usual drill with the metal detector and pat down…
valuedicks· 1 yr ago 1Fantasy Girls
Reno, NV
Came in late night Saturday. $30 cover. Usual routine: security gives a light patdown, waves a wand like they’re blessing you, then you shuffle through a metal detector. Same dungeon lighting, same vaguely sticky ambiance.…
valuedicks· 1 yr ago 2
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