Portland Strip Club Tour Stop #5: Hairy Kitties & Public Orgasms

Hit up Casa Diablo in Portland on a Monday night because my Portland strip club tour requires me to see the infamous spots even if my soul might leave in protest. Cover? $0. Bonus points: I asked for $1s and they were like “nah, we only give out $2 bills.” So I left with a fanned out stack of Portland monopoly money and felt richer than I deserved.

Fully nude club. Girls did 3 song sets and by the second song clothes were gone. And a lot of the girls had unshaven kitty situations. Never seen that anywhere else. Also spotted some hairy armpits. Not my aesthetic but Portland says hello.

Speaking of ladies… No land beasts thankfully but everything else was represented: classic stripper, girl next door, heavily tatted/hairy looking “I just skateboarded through hell” types. Body types from slender to enhanced. Mostly white but also Latinas and Black girls sprinkled in like seasoning. Truly a buffet for the eyes if your eyes like weird and hot things at the same time.