Portland Strip Club Tour Stop #1: The Latina Olympics

Pulled up to Cabaret 2 in Portland on a Friday night around 10 something. Parking lot was packed.

Cover was either $5 or $10. Simple ID check and pat down.

The entrance is down a flight of stairs which already felt like a bad omen. Any time I descend into a strip club it feels like I’m entering a morally questionable bunker. Stage right in front, seating climbing up in tiers. Literal stripper stadium seating. I half expected someone to hand me popcorn.