Portland Strip Club Tour Stop #3: Cirque du Titties

Stopped into Club Rouge in Beaverton on a Sunday night around 9pm because my Portland strip club tour demands consistency even if it means driving out to the suburbs. $10 cover, ID check, light patdown. Bonus: Taco Bell next door because nothing says “classy strip club experience” like Crunchwrap Supreme on your way out.

This place is spacious, classy, and looks like someone actually cared about interior design. I was literally the only customer in the club. Asked a dancer if this is typical and she just sighed and said yes. I nodded… understanding my role as Portland nightlife’s lone witness.

Now the girls.