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Firehouse Cabaret

Salem, OR

Went to the Firehouse on a Thursday night because I wanted to see what else Salem had to offer in terms of talent and LORD HAVE MERCY… I paid my $5 cover, got my little ID…

Last Chance Saloon

Gervais, OR

This was my final stop on my accidental horror movie tour of Oregon strip clubs and THANK GOD. I don’t think my soul could’ve handled one more Oregonian “gentlemen’s” club establishment. This place was somewhere…

Sugar Shack Gentlemen's Club

Salem, OR

Decided to swing by Salem, Oregon on a Tuesday night because my strip club tour isn’t just about Portland. I wanted to see how the “smaller” areas stack up in talent. Spoiler: they don’t. $0 cover.…

Went to Spyce on a rainy Thursday night. I arrived around 9:50 pm and was greeted by at the door by security who looked at my ID , patted me down and waved me…

After visiting Club 205 on New Years Day, wanted to check out some clubs I have gone to the last time I was in Portland, maybe 7-8 years ago. Went to Spyce the next day…

Had a fun friday evening here, cover was $5 per person and drinks were $10-$15 bucks. They have a main room stage as soon as you walk in, a semi private stage off to the…

Spyce has the hottest girls in town. Second visit. The basics: Entry cost is $20. Read in another review to start texting the club for free entry, will try that next time. Drinks are like $9-14.…