I Saw Fat White Girls on Stage & Questioned Life Choices

Decided to swing by Salem, Oregon on a Tuesday night because my strip club tour isn’t just about Portland. I wanted to see how the “smaller” areas stack up in talent.

Spoiler: they don’t.

$0 cover. No patdown. Didn’t see any security which honestly made me question whether this was a strip club or just a weird private residence with stage lighting.