Reviews by valuedicks

Came in on a Wednesday evening. Cover was $20. Big Asian dude gave me the usual pat down and waved me through the metal detector. Same routine as always, nothing new there. Not gonna describe the…

I was in town for the week and decided to check out HQ in Sacramento as a last resort since it’s supposed to be the best in the city. It’s also the only club that…

While passing through Rancho Cordova on a Thursday night I decided to scope out the local talent and stumbled upon Pure Gold Showgirls. Almost missed it since it’s tucked inside an adult store, never seen…

I stumbled upon Deja Vu Showgirls while driving through Stockton on a Wednesday. It is a pink building in an industrial area that didn’t look too bad considering Stockton’s reputation for high crime. Curious, I…

I went over the club layout in my last review and nothing changed since then so I’m just going to get straight to the point. Decided to come into the Hippo after a somewhat uncomfortable…

I’ll spare the details about the layout since nothing has changed since my last review. I went into the Wild Orchid last Thursday around midnight. I was surprised by the amount of girls working a week…

This review is about a visit I had a few weeks ago. My original plan was to go into Fantasy Girls but I noticed the lights to this place were on and there were a couple…

This review is about a visit I had 3 weeks ago. Will spare the layout and ambiance details as I went over them in my last review. Not much has changed in that regard. My last…

I’ve gone to the Wild Orchid numerous times the past 6 months and have watched it slowly go downhill in terms of dancer quality and service. This review is not about any specific night but…

After my visit to Fantasy Girls was a total bust I decided to check this place out. I kept my expectations low so I wouldn’t be disappointed. This experience is from a month or two…

This review is about a visit I had a month or two ago. I came into Fantasy Girls on a weeknight around 11pm. An attractive (albeit unfriendly) door girl greeted me and told me the…

I visited the Wild Orchid on a Wednesday night shortly after opening, around 8:00pm. My last visit was on a Friday night so I wanted to come in on a slower night of the week…

I noticed that nobody has written a review about this club in over a year so I figured I’d create an account and share my experience. I visited the Wild Orchid on a Friday night…