Reviews by SCP

It's been a minute ya'll. Well, maybe more than a few minutes. I've mostly been going to SC's on my travels around the country. I decided to go to a Seattle SC…

I’ve been on a SC sabbatical, except for an experience with a Kittens reject at Aurora Ave’s (no, I don’t want to talk about it). My recent Pandys visit marks…

Strip clubs are like casinos. You can leave satisfied with a full pocket or broke while getting less than you would if you had never stepped foot in there to begin with. You need to…

Pandoras. Safe. Reliable. Boring...and that's a good thing. Nine out of every ten strippers you'll meet on the Seattle strip club scene offer a mixture of air dancing in which hand…

I’ve been taking a sabbatical from my perv haunts of late. Maybe it’s just because years of strip clubbing has left me jaded. Once upon a time some bared tits and ass…

I made my third Portland strip club tour of the year in mid-December and inevitably went to my favorite strip dive, Riverside Corral. Going over I had no idea if this place was even still…

I’ve been taking a sabbatical from my perv haunts but finally broke the streak last Friday. I was in the neighborhood around The Playground Cabaret and went in on an impulse. This place is always…

It’s Thanksgiving, so I went to a strip club to celebrate with degeneracy. I could have went to any strip club club this Thanksgiving, but I went to Pandoras because it’s the It’s A Wonderful…

I took a break from my usual haunts to go see a little eye candy. I’ve OD’d on Sugars and Pandoras so I headed to my go-to eye candy stop, the Playground Cabaret. It has…

I’ve been taking a sabbatical from my haunts of late, with nothing but the memory of Minnie’s fat ass. A perv can’t stay away from his watering holes for long though, so I headed over…

I’ve been staying away from my perv haunts for awhile, but finally ventured out again last weekend for some tits and ass and a stripper on her knees. I was thinking of getting in some…

After my LDA spin with Monse, I migrated down the I-5 to Sugars. I’d heard word that Minni was back from her…work done…and was psyched to see Seattle’s no.1 hood rat. For intellectually stimulating conversation…and…

I’ve been trying to stay from my favorite degenerate pastime, but there’s been some new talent on the scene in town I’ve been meaning to try. I went to Kittens, my new favorite haunt around…

This place is a dive. Every monger who’s ever visited Riverside knows that. It’s always been more upscale than a lolcow like, say, Pirates Cove, and has an ability to recruit top talent despite being…

I headed down the I-5 for my bi-annual Portland visit. I had the usual bullshit to do but managed to do the strip club tour in-between my chores. I got in town Friday afternoon, lucked…

I thought I was done perving for the day after my LDA Pandoras spin, but I found myself in the mood for round two by the evening. I went to Sugars, getting in around elven…

I’m a strip club degenerate perv. I did the strip club tour last weekend but needed another perv high. So I went to Pandoras…again. I’ve said before that Kittens is becoming my new stomping ground,…

So this club is really good. As good as Pandoras probably. I’ve had a bit of an epiphany about this club in recent months. I’ve long been black pilled on this place, but the the…

I was bored so I swung by the Playground again. I went about a month ago. My expectations were low and it ended up being an even bigger suck fest than I was expecting. I…

Anyway I stopped by Pandoras at opening after my little spin with Minni at Sugars just because. I’d almost had a thing with Madison last time I went so I was on the lookout for…

Damn, I actually managed to stay away from a strip club for a couple of weeks. Well, all good things come to an end. Being the perv I am my willpower broke, and I found…

I had a little free time and was nearby Pandoras, so I decided to head over in the afternoon around one. Tuesday, as in this Tuesday. I was hoping to catch Monse but had some…

The Playground was too tame for a perv like me, so I headed over to Sugars, looking for the nastiest stripper I could find. I wanted tits and ass all out on my lap, fondling…

The Playground has never been high mileage. It’s a place to go for a decent lap dance before or after the main course in a smaller intimate setting. Lap dances are only topless but you’ll…

This was Friday. What better way to spend a day then to pay sluts to get naked for you. I decided to venture down the I-5 for a Kittens retry, given my last experience there.…