Downscale Dive-My Type Of Place
I thought I was done perving for the day after my LDA Pandoras spin, but I found myself in the mood for round two by the evening. I went to Sugars, getting in around elven that night. I wanted a little hole-in-the-wall abounding with naked women who can provide pleasure easily. I ran into Yumi and got what I wanted.
I’ve never went to Sugars this late before. For the perv newbies, it’s located on Aurora, one of the seedier areas in town. The street is adorned with shitty motels, SWs practicing their trade, and bikini barista shacks. The shack just up the street from Sugars, Chickalatte, is one of the more notorious in town, and naturally is frequented by pervs like me often. These shacks have been a mainstay in Portland and Seattle for awhile. The idea is simple: you pay a couple bucks for some shitty coffee while ogling the half-naked chick in the stand. You then throw in a little extra cash and get the flash. If you’re feeling generous you might throw a little more cash on top of that and get the strip down. Most of the girls who work these stands are stripping or have similar side hustles going.
Anyway, I parked by the paint store, right next to the vintage car mural like always and walked to the club. Coming in I’m greeted by discount mob boss like usual. This club doesn’t hire women to work the bar. No eye candy for the pervs on entrance. I pay the ten cover, cough up a little more for the sugar water, and take a seat. A thick AA is twerking on stage, naked ass out. It’s not Minni or her homegirl Barbie. A white stripper is getting fondled by a crypt keeper monger on the adjacent couch. No sign of Lola or Bianca. I did spot Yumi on the far side couch by the bar, however, and she quickly got up and came over, recognizing me. She’s working nights now.
She sets her ass on my left leg and we do what passes for convo with her I guess. I was getting bored so I brought up the menu. We agreed on 160. LDA. We went back.
A couple other pervs were in the LDA. We went to the farthest, darkest side of the LDA. Then it was time to get down to business. She stripped down naked, and parked her ass on my lap. A little preliminary fondling ensued. I slapped the ass and got in some quality rack action. Then it was time for her to move down. We were making quality eye contact. I laid back, approaching max relaxation. I had it wrapped up a few minutes later.
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