Dream on Saloon

Your basic dive bar. Layout unchanged from previous reviews. Most dancers were overweight. One black woman who was big was very cute (if you focus on boobs and not belly). I saw two…

I was in the area doing some work and I decided to stop by Dream On. I arrived a little before 9 on a recent Sunday night. I usually don’t ever go…

After a disappointing visit to Cabaret II I decided to stop here as I'd driven past it on the way. I parked in the lot they have, entered, and walked to the…

I stopped in about 3 in the afternoon to see the talent. The cross street had a few homeless homesteads, but I’ve never had any trouble with them. Parking is in the…

I showed up here on a Tuesday afternoon. I got a customary Coke. It’s kind a of a dive bar with a stripper dance floor in the middle. Nothing too out of…

TLDR: This place is a dive - intentionally and actually. Which can be ok for some folk, though it wasn't my thing. Drinks are cheap crap, the girls are meh and unenthusiastic,…

I always try and visit a new club each time I am in town and this time I tried dream on. Club itself was in ok condition. Parking lot did not give…

Had a free Sunday and decided to do a little clubbing. A fellow TUSCLer recommended Dream On. It opens early and I showed up about noon. Typical dive bar…

I saw an ad on another site from a dancer I have come to enjoy at this taco shop stating that she was dancing here on this day. With that, I took…

Dream On was my third stop of the day with the intention of spending a little time here until Cabaret II opened at 2 PM. Those plans got changed during this visit.…

Short visit; sat at the rack for three dancers, but no time for private dances. Dive bar on the east side. I prefer daytime visits, but the last fatal shooting at this bar…

I decided to make a stop at my favorite man cave (because of the rock walls) to see a particular dancer today. She had been working at Scarlet Lounge and recently made…

I always visit this Eastside establishment in the afternoon, typically on the weekend. During the day there is ample parking, primarily on the back side of the…

I set out on a recent weekday afternoon to spend 30 minutes with dancer friend in a lap dance booth at another club. I thought I would make a stop at The…

I headed down the I-5 for my bi-annual Portland visit. I had the usual bullshit to do but managed to do the strip club tour in-between my chores. I got in town…

I was on my way to Cab II and decided to make a stop at Dream On Saloon since it is on the way and I had a little time to kill…

I decided to stop by a club that I haven’t visited since last summer after they reopened from the original shutdown, Dream On. I pulled in to the parking lot…

I had last been to Dream On Saloon in the fall before the big holiday surge of COVID. They're back open again and things are fairly similar except for the private…

I've stopped in here a couple of times recently since the COVID restrictions were lifted somewhat. Some clubs (e.g. Scarlet Lounge, Riverside Corral) don't allow sitting at the stage. Some clubs (e.g.…

My first visit to this SE Portland club was back in March (pre-Covid) on a Sunday afternoon. Like the other reviews, this is a small, one stage, dive club. No…

Dream On is well reviewed and described accurately as a east side dive. A single stage, some lottery machines, and a bar. Decent lighting, some booths in back for private dances. I…

(Note to reader: please see my previous review of this club for its layout and decor.) On this visit I decided to check out the club after a few months hiatus to…

Had not been to Dream On in quite a while, but was in the neighborhood. There might have been 5 or 7 dancers there; not sure because of the traffic to and…

Visited at lunch hour. As is usual this time of day, customers mostly elderly (like me) plus a couple of 30ish guys. Four dancers, ranging from 5 to 7. All pleasant, bartender…

I have been going to dream on fairly regularly. I like the relaxed atmosphere, it always feels like a neighborhood bar that just happens to have strippers. There are pool…

The club atmosphere isn’t anything different than the other ones in outer SE portland. It’s and older building, it’s dark inside, older decor. The private rooms are just 5’ walls with a…

I really want to like Dream On. My first visit was rather weird, and I found the dancers to be lacking in a certain amount of attractiveness. But I'm willing to give…

This review covers a few visits over the past couple of months, all in the daytime. I'm sad to say that Dream On has finally succumbed to the practice of the house getting…

Stopped in here recently, during the early afternoon. Its really like a neighborhood bar with a bunch of regulars sitting at the bar and a few at the rail around the stage.…

Most strip clubs are quiet at lunch hour, but Dream On was hopping. About 15 customers, some at the video poker, some at the rack, some at the tables and the bar.…

I stopped in a here a few weeks ago during one of my twice annual trips to PDX. This is a dive bar that's not exactly in the greatest part of…

Don't get me wrong, I love a good dive and since my previous favorite place went all upscale, I've been looking for a new hangout. Dream On is a bit farther out…

Went here recently after hearing some good things about it. The building is pretty run down, nothing fancy inside or out. Big stage in the center, video poker along one side of…

Went in around noon. There were 4 dancers in the club. 2 thicker African Americans, 1 pudgy Caucasian, and 1 Asian. The club has video slots to the back…

This review is based on a few different visits to dream on Saloon over a couple weeks. I was working in the area and spent a few afternoons and evening here. The…

Stopped in here on a midweek evening when I happened to be in the neighborhood. Old school east county dive bar feel to the place, because that's exactly what it is. Potholes…

Many years ago, the marquee at Mary's Club in downtown Portland used to say something like, "21 Beautiful Girls and 1 Ugly One." I was reminded of that sign when I entered…

Went in on a Tuesday afternoon about 1:00pm. It was the closest by and open. The place on the outside looks worn down and a little sketchy. Parking in…

The Dream On Saloon is on the outskirts of the Portland area. And it reflects upon the dancers, value, and decor of the club. I have visited it several times…

Dropped in on a Thursday afternoon at five. Club had the usual SE Portland dive mix of dancers: two amazons, two spinners, one massively overweight. Most of them look like they've been…

Anyone who knows me knows I love a great unassuming divey kind of strip club where you can just drop in for a quick drink and watch some sweet naked ladies. Then…

This club is in a crappy part of Portland, the parking lot has glass all over it and some of the clientel are scketchy. I have found that the bar tenders…

Stopped by because a dancer I know said she'd be working. She was a no show, but I stuck around for an hour or so to get a feel for the place.…

Truthfully, there isn't much I can say about Dream On. For me, what constitutes having been to a strip club is sitting down, having at least one drink, and just taking everything…

Well, I had to check this one off of my list and I was in the neighborhood so I stopped by for a beer. 3 dancers on shift, all older &…

It had been quite a while since i'd been to Dream On, which I now believe may be the easternmost club in the Portland area. Not much has changed over the years.…

There have been a couple of changes at Dream On since my last review. I doubt they improve the quality of the place for most customers, but we'll see. SAME Dancers: Actually I…

I hadn't been here in a while, but was driving by about an hour before closing and decided to stop in. It's a dive, though the owner has put some money into…

I decided to give this one a shot since it is the only one in the area I haven't been to. From the outside it doesn't look like much, a very plain…

I visited on a Monday afternoon and I was surprised to see how busy it was. But most of the customers were either hanging out at the bar or at tables…

This joint is a dive bar; it is run-down, it leaked when raining outside and overall, this is the kind of place that it's good to have the lights low. That…

Seeing as how there hasn't been a review of this place for years, I thought I'd go check this place out and give a more up to date review of the place. I…

I currently work at dream on as a dancer on the night shift. I personally like the atmosphere of the club. The music and djs are great and (most) of the girls…

This is a barely average club for Portland. Club is dark and not all that well maintained. The private area is very dark, you can hardly see the girls. The club still…

It is my understanding that Dream on and Pallas are owned by the same owners so there are some similarities. Bouncer/security guy in the front, DJ, decent private area, reasonably priced…

Went on an afternoon and there seemed to be decent number of people in an after work crowd. This is a pretty small place over all with one stage in the…

This is your local bar with not so great girls. There are 3 pool tables, one dance floor that is in front of the bar with about 10 seats. I…

Not a bad place. I love to stop here after work for a few. The girls are mostly cute, but don't expect much from the table dances. The private dancing…

WOW, things have changed for the better here. Was in after 9pm on 4-21-07 and there was a LOT of attractive, willing, & friendly women performing. Finally the place got full enough…

Got stuck in town do to bad weather, and decided to stop in. Good music and quite a few girls dancing. mostly 6-7's, but a few in the 8-9 range.…

stoped in after some shopping on 12-23 about 8pm. Nice crowd, pretty good music, still cold cheep beer plus a good number of girls. Nia & Alex were young hot and curvy, very…

Stoped in friday 4-7 around 5pm and was surprised to find the place much nicer than I remembered from several months ago. Back area where the most seating is has been re…

My boyfriend and I stopped in to see what this place was like. It was clean and the service was pretty good. I think there were about five girls dancing. None of…

I had a buddy visiting PDX who wanted to do the full strip club tour. The two girls working here were suffering from a major lack of enthusiasm. Cheap food…