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published 10 mos ago
Double Latina Trouble
reviewed by
SCP

8.3

It's been a minute ya'll. Well, maybe more than a few minutes. I've mostly been going to SC's on my travels around the country. I decided to go to a Seattle SC…

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published 1 yr ago
Return To Pandoras (Double-Trouble Edition)
reviewed by
SCP

8.7

I’ve been on a SC sabbatical, except for an experience with a Kittens reject at Aurora Ave’s (no, I don’t want to talk about it). My recent Pandys visit marks…

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published 1 yr ago
Saturday Monse Fun
reviewed by
SCP

7.7

Strip clubs are like casinos. You can leave satisfied with a full pocket or broke while getting less than you would if you had never stepped foot in there to begin with. You need to…

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published 1 yr ago
Milf Magic
reviewed by
SCP

7.3

Pandoras. Safe. Reliable. Boring...and that's a good thing. Nine out of every ten strippers you'll meet on the Seattle strip club scene offer a mixture of air dancing in which hand…

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published 1 yr ago
Pandys Is Still King
reviewed by
SCP

8.0

I’ve been taking a sabbatical from my perv haunts of late. Maybe it’s just because years of strip clubbing has left me jaded. Once upon a time some bared tits and ass…

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published 2 yrs ago
Still The Perfect Dive
reviewed by
SCP

8.7

I made my third Portland strip club tour of the year in mid-December and inevitably went to my favorite strip dive, Riverside Corral. Going over I had no idea if this place was even still…

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published 2 yrs ago
Charmed By A Vixen
reviewed by
SCP

8.7

I’ve been taking a sabbatical from my perv haunts but finally broke the streak last Friday. I was in the neighborhood around The Playground Cabaret and went in on an impulse. This place is always…

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published 2 yrs ago
Giving Thanks (Monse Edition)
reviewed by
SCP

9.3

It’s Thanksgiving, so I went to a strip club to celebrate with degeneracy. I could have went to any strip club club this Thanksgiving, but I went to Pandoras because it’s the It’s A Wonderful…

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published 2 yrs ago
Fun Times With Vee (No, Not That One)
reviewed by
SCP

8.7

I took a break from my usual haunts to go see a little eye candy. I’ve OD’d on Sugars and Pandoras so I headed to my go-to eye candy stop, the Playground Cabaret. It has…

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published 2 yrs ago
Milf Fun At Pandoras
reviewed by
SCP

8.7

I’ve been taking a sabbatical from my haunts of late, with nothing but the memory of Minnie’s fat ass. A perv can’t stay away from his watering holes for long though, so I headed over…

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published 2 yrs ago
Quality Perv Haunt
reviewed by
SCP

9.7

I’ve been staying away from my perv haunts for awhile, but finally ventured out again last weekend for some tits and ass and a stripper on her knees. I was thinking of getting in some…

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published 2 yrs ago
She’s….Back
reviewed by
SCP

9.3

After my LDA spin with Monse, I migrated down the I-5 to Sugars. I’d heard word that Minni was back from her…work done…and was psyched to see Seattle’s no.1 hood rat. For intellectually stimulating conversation…and…