Milf Fun At Pandoras

I’ve been taking a sabbatical from my haunts of late, with nothing but the memory of Minnie’s fat ass. A perv can’t stay away from his watering holes for long though, so I headed over to Pandoras at noon to see if my favorite milf was in. As it turns out, Monse was otherwise occupied (on her knees), but I ran into my second favorite milf, and quickly made her occupied on her knees. Spent 160.

I swerved into the parking lot at noon and drove to the back for maximum privacy. Pandoras has always had great parking, affording shelter from nosy eyes. It’s a nice contrast from the now almost infamous Sugars Aurora Ave. perv walk. Even Kittens has to share parking with a adjacent bar and is sandwiched between two streets extremely visible from the parking lot. At Pandoras the mongers don’t have to look over their shoulders for the feminist activist cat ladies ever eager to deprive single mom high school dropouts from dropping their clothes for the random pervs that wonder in.

Heading in I’m greeted to the sight of a naked Mandy working the pole. Frankly just boring. Small tits. Average ass. The same mileage as a car fresh off the assembly line. Only one perv in the front row. Probably a couple more in the LDA. I wasn’t there to ogle tits, not that I don’t like that as much as the next perv. I needed actual service though, and for that I needed my fake tits milf goddess. As above mentioned, she was otherwise occupied, not that I knew that at the time. All I knew at that point was that I couldn’t see her. That’s when Luna came on stage. I had a plan b (pun intended).

Luna’s been providing quality service to the pervs of this town for awhile. Sands, and then Dancing Bare. She’s good on a lap and on her knees. She stripped down, showing the top goods, ass and kitty out. We made eye contact and she headed over after her two songs ended.

We caught up as I fondled her fat ass. We talked menu and pricing. And then…you know the drill. Center LDA. The far side spot had been taken. Fondling. Ass on lap. More fondling. Panty drop. Knee drop. Good eye contact. I settled in, doing a leg spread so she could get more precision. I pulled her hair back. Just helping a lady out.