Safe. Reliable.

I’ve been trying to stay from my favorite degenerate pastime, but there’s been some new talent on the scene in town I’ve been meaning to try. I went to Kittens, my new favorite haunt around 11, on Saturday, but a blackout in the neighborhood threw a wrench in my plans. I got a lap dance from a petite AA by candlelight and then migrated up the I-5 to Pandoras.

The bar girl eye candy at Pandoras has been declining. The latest is some skinny alternative looking glass wearer. The thick mini skirt loving AA who used to work the bar is long gone. It was only noon and still pretty dead. Sativa was twerking topless on stage when I took my seat. Being the only monger currently seated when her song ended, she promptly came over for the sell. Decent ass and rack but not much in the mileage department. I wasn’t going to go beyond one song.

We go back. She strips down and twerks on my lap. Some decent grinding and fondling. Nothing exceptional. Standard stripper moves. A decent appetizer though.

Pandora’s resident Latin milf was stripping down on stage as I came out of the LDA. Stripping down pretty much sums up Monse’s state routine. She’s never been a pole girl, which is fine with me. I’m here for the LDA. She sees me and it’s pretty much inevitable that she comes over for the sell. She hustles hard, but actually gives satisfaction. I’ve OD’d on Monse at this point, and Pandoras in general. I was there, though, so why not. We agreed on our usual LDA session. 140.

No other pervs in the LDA so max privacy. She strip down happens. She parks her fat milf ass on my lap. Some decent fondling of the fake rack. Then the knee drop. Usual Monse service.