Still The Perfect Dive

I made my third Portland strip club tour of the year in mid-December and inevitably went to my favorite strip dive, Riverside Corral. Going over I had no idea if this place was even still standing, having heard reports of its impending demolition. I’m happy to say however that it is (for now) still standing. I struck it up with a relatively hot milf and ending up having more fun than I was expecting. Spent 100.

I went in around noon, an hour after opening. This place is slow at the busiest of times and was completely dead when I went in. The skinny milf bartender informed me that I was the first patron of the day as I got my Portland IPA. No strippers were on stage but there were a couple hanging out at the bar opposite me. A decent looking tatted milf, black haired, early 40s at the bar put on some music and got on stage after seeing a patron show up.

As I was settling down at the rack I was reminded of why I’ve always liked this place so much. It walks the tightrope between bustling dive and hole-in-the-wall nicely. Scarlet Lounge and DreamOn Saloon always captured some of the dive magic but as the night progressed they would edge closer to a larger scale atmosphere. If you’re going into a dive in the evening do you really want a bouncer checking your ID (i.e., Scarlet Lounge). On the other side of the coin you have Bottoms Up or Pirates Cove which barely merits even being called a strip club at this point. Strippers at Pirates usually don’t appear until around 8 in the evening and even then it’s usually only one or two, and if you want a lapdance it literally takes place on a open chair near the rack. Riverside was always unique because it captured what I always enjoyed about dives while simultaneously providing a strip club experience where there was always a hint of high mileage. My most recent experience at Riverside showcased that uniqueness.

As tatted milf was losing her bra I threw some ones on the rack. Now this rack is good, in fact probably one of the better ones in town. Nestled right by the stage it always is easy for strippers to slide onto the would-be-patrons laps with ease. Being the only guy in the club and seeing the green, milf parks her (still covered) ass on the rack and moves toward me, sticking her tits in my face. They were decent tits too. Big but not saggy, and no hint of being fakes.

Now it’s common in Portland but still merits mentioning that the rack at Riverside is relatively high mileage. Usually the girls will sit naked on your lap if green is thrown down and two-way touching is common. The rack here is actually better than a lot of lapdances I’ve gotten a lower mileage clubs.