Playground Cabaret
7509 15th Ave NW Seattle, WA 98117

Fun Times With Vee (No, Not That One)

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Nov 13, 2022, 9:18 AM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

I took a break from my usual haunts to go see a little eye candy. I’ve OD’d on Sugars and Pandoras so I headed to my go-to eye candy stop, the Playground Cabaret. It has two major things going for it if you just want a club to ogle some tits and ass: no day cover, low hustle from the girls, meaning you can watch the stage action without forking over a wad for lapdances you might not want, and the girls are usually a slight cut above the Big Three’s daytime extras talent (eye candy wise). I ended up getting a lapdance from the petite AA Simba and another from the bar girl Vee (not to be confused with the Sugars knee drop queen Vee). Spent $85.

I headed in around 2 in the afternoon on a Friday, a little later than usual for me, but like I mentioned, I wasn’t looking for mileage. The club was dead like it usually is during the day. No stripper on stage. Just Simba doing her ‘work’ behind the bar and Vee bartending for the nonexistent customers.

Simba is on the ‘new porno’ scene, meaning she sells titty pics for the OnlyFans simps. She creates a lot of her content at the club. I differentiate new porno from old porno, meaning Jenna Jameson on her knees working, with the new porno IG thot industry.

Vee the bar girl is the polar opposite of (formerly) the Sugars Vee. Playground Vee is a petite brunette with perky tits and a little tight ass that’s fun to tap. Pretty much as different from fatass knee drop queen Vee. Anyway, it being the afternoon the club was charging a $5 cover, so I shelled out the $5 to Vee and took a seat to watch the nonexistent stripper on stage. Being the only patron in the club, it’s not like seating was exactly an issue.

Anyway, spotting a patron Simba decided to hop on stage a couple minutes after I had taken a seat, which was a good thing seeing as I was about to leave. She lost her top pretty fast and the panty drop happened pretty soon after the start of the next song. I’ll admit I was enjoying the view. What can I say, she has a great body. It’s obvious she hits the gym on a regular basis. There isn’t an extra ounce of fat on her body. The fit form is complemented nicely by a nice perky rack and a highly smack able little ass. As I mentioned, appearances wise, the Playground has some of the top notch talent in town.

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