Comments by psycho_trick (page 29)

re: We all want to bang the hot bartender, none of us do... For the record I've banged exactly 2 (in 40 years). Both were out of the blue and suprising, as they'd spent some time watching my antics as the stoned male slut regular (lulz). Carry on. Time to monger.

re: Word gets around I'm counting on it. I don't tip dancers I'm not interested in, and some dancers avoid me cuz they're not interested. No big deal. Welcome to SC 101.

Another perspective: Besides the staff, out of 5 to 50 dancers I might only tip/pay/want the attention of one or two. That the staff is making more from me than almost all of the dancers does not go unnoticed. Anectdote: Bipolar and me were known to be exclusive VIPs. She heard about me dancing with another girl on her no-show day off and half-seriously scolded me for it before our next dance. After the dance I saw her crying to security. Thor came over to me and repeated her false inappropriate biting (or whatever) accusation. I was a SC bouncer for years BITD, and if a PL made a dancer cry he'd be out on his face without discussion. But I casually knew Thor and always offered him cart/vape hits when I walked by. I told him it was a nice, no drama dance, and asked him to watch the tape. Proven innocent, Thor admonished Bipolar saying 'You looked perfectly happy leaving the VIP'. Busted, she stormed off to the dressing room. There's a joke in there somewhere about putting the cart before the hoes but I'll pass.

At the other end of the spectrum, 2 of my past OTCs were gasping-for-breath pausers with violent orgasms that involuntarily held me in them like a vice. Even if they had said they were finished, I wasn't going anywhere without the jaws of life. Good times.

Tip the entry staff. Tip the bartenders. Tip any of the other staff/security if they raise a finger to help you. Whether the payoff is subtle or overt, it's better than alienating them.

All good replies. Pausers are fine. Truth or lie, real or fake, the OP was thrown an unexpected curve ball that should've been disclosed beforehand. File this under lesson learned and another thing to be addressed/adjusted for pre-game with new/subsequent OTCs.

I wouldn't care or want to hear about any of her other tricks (that I figured she had anyway). I'd tell her not to bring it up again and bang her as usual for six more months. No discount, no delight, and she was thankfully already a cheap LLS from the first time I paid to fuck her. Don't look a gift ho in the embryo

Once had a fun conversation with an ATF about PLs and strippers wearing switchable name tags denoting worth and mileage to save time e.g., "Hi Hand Job For $50 VIP Tip" "Hello $300 From Me For GFE" "What's up No Extras?" "Not much Keep Moving"

Don't think I would've been too offended. Maybe answered with something equally inappropriate like 'Depends. How close will I get to fucking you tonight?'.

BTE: Grinding on my cock. (And since then, sitting on my face, fingered, and with toys OTC.) I appreciate your curiosity, but please stop obssessing/messaging me about it.

re: Also never, never pay an OTC up front. Slightly OT but important: If you use a motel, buy the cheapest fucking room with a bed. You may have to eat the cost when she tries to balk on the agreed mileage.

It's their job to lie to you, especially when you'll pay up front. At least when paying for song by song private dances they have some motivation to live up to the agreed upon mileage. Also never, never pay an OTC up front. Don't kick yourself too hard about it. In the life of a career PL it's a speeding ticket.

There is literally mounting evidence, with exceptions, that the prettiest strippers are also the lamest in bed. Again recently, a beautiful super-twerk hottie on stage turned into a shy, near-comatose OTC. Fortunately I have no problem role-playing a necrophiliac. The more introverted civvies in my life have often exploded like wild animals in bed.

I've told them it was a loan that could be paid back when they win the lottery.

50-70 last summer on the wknds at Woody's after their cedar rapids, ia rival (Lumberyard) closed. Still averaging 40-50 on wknds. Plan on parking a block away. I'd go there more often except for the jet engine decibel level shit-hop played all night.

I always have a vape ITC (old school at home). The convenience is addictive. They're also magnets for the pothead dancers. Not a fan of all the flavors though. Skunk all day for me thank you.

re: Not thrilled. Making do. Adapt or die. To elaborate; Less clubs, turnover, diversity of music, quality/hustling dancers. Still enough satisfying visits to keep me at it. As a silver lining, the dancer OTC opportunities are more frequent.

Not thrilled. Making do. Adapt or die.

If there was any doubt, all the girls are legal consenting adult dancers.

For me, Whales buy-out girls for most or all of their shift. Some are free agents that all the girls flock to for guaranteed VIPs. They may or may not look like manatees.

Here she is. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gVp4elqJLIY

@shadowcat Do you have your 4x her age merit badge? If so, I salute you.

One of my favorite movie strippers/tats was Boner Garage from We're The Millers.

I personally know 2, and probably more due to their absence, who stopped going to my local now-closed Ghetto Vu after being followed home by hood rats, and had to detour to the nearest cop shops to shake them. Otherwise they were just an occasional and understandable hindrance to me getting my pick of the litter.

re: You didn't come to see "Mercedes" with her hair all fucked up and makeup all smeared like chalk... I definitely did. Fuck-hair/slightly smudged make-up is a major turn-on for me. If they're too pristine they jerk back from hair and face contact. Point taken, though. I do draw the line at approaching me with sweat/b.o. immediately after their last private dance.