Comments by psycho_trick (page 28)

Actually, I'd like all comments to go on the closed Extras thread please. Kidding. Any favorite dancers that have raised your expectations?

I always have a cart ITC (old school at home). They're also magnets for the pothead dancers. My stoned brain enhances the focus, perceived intimacy, and pleasure.

I'll pass on defining physical mileage. My goal is a mindfuck/perceived intimacy. If she leaves me reeling on the couch and driving home in a daze, she's high mileage (whatever the physical contact was). Simulating intimacy is alot tougher for most dancers than simulating sex. On that scale, VHM=revived by paramedics and UHM=found dead w/hard-on in VIP.

re: BTE really gets into it. :) :) :) Good acronyms. PITA, PPF, ULD, and of course HAG.

More threads would be created if the OP could block participation from those considered to be trolling or off-topic. Edit function for sure, and a save/publish/delete function for club reviews (like those for articles). Thanks.

Disinfectant air would ruin my extra experience. I'll take eau de cunt everytime. A girl at r/stripper insisted that rubbing her pussy juice on her neck and chest always increased her bank. Farrah Moans or something. And where's Beauregard? He ran this closed thread way better.

Rude of her not to offer to let u break it in first.

lol. 3 were spares.

re: extras and STDs If only more hotties could get on board with our actual altruistic goal of accelerating herd immunity this would go alot quicker. I believe the children are our future. *mongers in background waving arms and singing We Are The World*

re: since the whole purpose of strip clubs is to celebrate lust, sensuality, perversion, and immorality... Wow. And this whole time I thought it was just a speed-dating service.

No editing, so I'll rephrase. If the club is offering it as part of the usual CR service/price, it's just their premium service, not an extra.

If the club is offering it as part of the regular CR service, it's just a premium service, not an extra. We'll have to agree to disagree.

Since the thread is closed, I'll propose extras as 'any physical contact a club allows that a dancer will only perform for additional money'. Simple, but still a wildly sliding scale.

re: Simple, if your underwear down, then it is extra. That makes DFK, nipple sucking, and hj/fingering above/below the clothing an expected service. I can live with that. Thanks Champ : )

Five, if you count potentially complaining/witnessing PLs' definitions (She was giving him x. Why won't you?). Should probably stick with the first 3 (VIP, no other dancers/PLs watching).

Four, If you count the witnessing dancers' definitions.

With respect, the glossary def is still very vague (some form of/within certain limits/usually done). Probably because there are 3 varying extras definitions happening at once: the club's, the dancer's, and the PL's. Also, no problem with PLs requesting no extras but you'll lose an arm trying to take anyone else's steak away.

Wait, am I the steak or the menu? Is she the lemonade or the cup? The analogy is stop being a whiny bitch and have sex with the customers and if she's the lead dog with her tongue in my ass the view never changes. Boner Garage doesn't have a problem with it.

Lol @ dislike

Had a really good extras experience eating something out of a pussy at the stage. Too bad the thread is closed.

Is there really anywhere dudes don't look for extras? As a kid, I wanted extras from the altar girls in church.

Guess I don't remember a time when the goal wasn't to fuck a hot dancer.

Yup. Guys are spending increasingly more time/money at the bar or in the entry anteroom rather than pity-tipping the ghetto farm animals pretending to be 'dancers' on stage.

Don't pull ur punches Muddy. Tell us what u really think. I'm also not a fan of dancers hitting their goal early, leaving at 11, but remaining on the club roster/website.

Couple things: 'Nude optional' generally translates to possible but not guaranteed weak kitty flashes early in the night with an increased chance of pussy exposure as the stage crowd grows. Also, the Club: 8 rating is for atmosphere, not aesthetics. On looks alone, it's a no-frills remodeled barn. It's tough to be objective when you know a club and the girls so well.