WinningdaChumpsGame
Exacerbating my sexual frustration on local dancers
Comments by WinningdaChumpsGame (page 5)
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5 years ago
CrimsonCaravan
God Bless America
^^^Can I get her number?
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5 years ago
CrimsonCaravan
God Bless America
If she says that Applebee's gift cards aren't good enough, that girl is too expensive for me
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5 years ago
wiffle shwaffle
That bouncer that cleans up the VIP juices deserves some extra tips this Christmas
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5 years ago
JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
I get called furniture by dancers all the time
Need some strip club relief aid, please
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5 years ago
CJKent (Banned)
“The more a person needs to be right, the less certain he is...”
Founder has been Keeping Titties Great since 1993
He doesn't GAF about tittles
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5 years ago
future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
heaving will thank you for your appreciation :)
Merry Christmas
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5 years ago
623
Since 1963 ...
Wait, no he actually made it easier FML
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5 years ago
623
Since 1963 ...
Founder was probably just trying to make it more time consuming for SJG to bump his old threads
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5 years ago
skibum609
Massachusetts
SJG gets along with strippers and strippers get along with SJG, but its because they don't ever meet IRL
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5 years ago
EndlessSummer
All Year Long! 🌞
^^Stevie Ticks for Prime Minister
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5 years ago
CJKent (Banned)
“The more a person needs to be right, the less certain he is...”
Founder, to resolve this FOSTA issue i need you to go your nearest store like a Wal-Mart or such and buy a $500 GooglePlay card
Call for further instructions after you have the gift card
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5 years ago
skibum609
Massachusetts
All these tuscl dancers have such hot 🔮🔮 and 🍑 i can't help but get a huge 🍆
Some of them are damn good at 🔪🔪🔪 too
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5 years ago
skibum609
Massachusetts
There are only a few dancers who actually post and they are all awesome
Of course, my CF is blahblah v2 aka og unicorn nicespice aka Stellarose aka half Asian hotness😍💕💕
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5 years ago
nicespice
Organization membership card isn't a good cover since SJG talks about using sulfuric acid for this purpose
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5 years ago
san_jose_guy
money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Even if the club is closed, the location should still be good for a SWMOS ;)
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5 years ago
san_jose_guy
money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
You should go visit and then write a review
:) :) :)
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5 years ago
san_jose_guy
money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
SJG having a SWMOS (sidewalk makeout session) with a 'girl' in downtown SF sounds like real life to me
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5 years ago
Nohub
If it feels good, do it
TUSCL storytime rules:
Pics or video or it didn't happen
As founder says at the bottom of page:
Everything on this site should be considered a work of fiction.
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5 years ago
Nidan111
Somewhere in MO.
Good point Rick
When your dancer isn't maintaining proper viscosity levels, it's time to find 'a new shiny object'
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5 years ago
THEWHITEKNIGHT
Camelot
You should use some protection with that Tgirl, then you won't need the OTC medicine afterwards
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5 years ago
gSteph
The view from the other side of the room
SirLap, as long as your wife to dresses for sex, you're at a solid 7
Not many guys at 7 around these parts
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5 years ago
gSteph
The view from the other side of the room
My first visit went from #1 to #4 in about 30 minutes
I've been trying to get a FRMOS into a #5, but I always mess up and get a #4
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5 years ago
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
1. Find the dancer you want to wake up next to
2. Initiate FRMOS
3. Go in the back when your pants are ready to come down
You guys should know the rules by now :):):)
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5 years ago
founder
slip a dollar in her g-string for me
Tuscl is always good for a happy ending
Thanks founder!
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5 years ago
founder
slip a dollar in her g-string for me
Sounds like SJG is gonna start blowing up the message board talking about his favorite bay area bath houses
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