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Disaster relief funding for our less furniture brothers on Tuscl

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JuiceBox69Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads

Just think every month a fellow brother has to pay his car bill or utilities and forget his abilities for a lap dance.

A Statistical Analysis By Baylor University has shown that depression and Anxiety is dropped by 69% during a lap dance.

Just think if us that was more blessed could just pledge $1 a day one of us each could offer a less fortunate brother a much vital need of the lap dance.

God Bless 🇺🇸 Merica and God Bless our President Donald Trump

Best damn President in History

Trump 2020

Lets make Tuscl great again

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Jascoi
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yeah. send me lap dance money. thank you.

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JuiceBox69
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🇺🇸

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EndlessSummer
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I'm confused... you wanna buy them furniture? Like, used lap dance couches, or...??? 🤔🤪😝

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48-Cowboy
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I ate beans

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48-Cowboy
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Lorlts and lots of beans

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jackslash
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Everyone on this board should contribute to my GoFundMe account.

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rickthelion
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I can see the charitable appeals now. Cue the Sarah McLachlan music...

Hey you damn dirty apes...do you know that there are other apes...poor but perverted apes...that cannot enjoy a lap dance because they don’t have money or even a couch? Also, do you know what happens to couches from strip club when they absorb too many bodily secretions? Here at “Save the Perverts” we repurpose jizz stained couches by giving them to perverts with insufficient funds so they have a place to enjoy a lap dance from a random homeless female. So give...there but but the grace of God go you other perverts.

Kind of touches my rick heart. ROAR!!!

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Jascoi
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I think juice meant fortunate. (instead of furniture.)

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EndlessSummer
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^ Oh, I totally know... but, it's WAY funnier this way!! 😜

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Papi_Chulo
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It's a beautiful idea Juice:

GoPLFundMe.com

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nicespice
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Juice! Juice! Juice!

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SirLapdanceanot
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@juice no matter how unfurniture they are, nobody wants your 20 year old futon with jizz and bbq stains all over it.

I'd donate $5 to a san_jose_creep strip club trust fund on the condition that he writes a review after he goes.

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herbtcat
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Nice try, "Bernie." :p

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gSteph
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^^that would be a long term no return investment.

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SirLapdanceanot
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^ don't be such an Ebenezer Splooge 😂

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WinningdaChumpsGame
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I get called furniture by dancers all the time

Need some strip club relief aid, please

WCG

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JuiceBox69
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Lol

I still got it

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SirLapdanceanot
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@juice LOL you still got that futon.

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CC99
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Fuck yeah MAGA! FourMoreYears!

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san_jose_guy
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The laws against prostitution are really just laws against sex. Decriminalzation will make it better.

Trump on the other hand is intent on continuing our move towards becoming a third world country instead of a Liberal Democracy.

SJG

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MackTruck
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Fuck you Jackie

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