Disaster relief funding for our less furniture brothers on Tuscl

Dec 21, 2019, 12:26 AM

Just think every month a fellow brother has to pay his car bill or utilities and forget his abilities for a lap dance.

A Statistical Analysis By Baylor University has shown that depression and Anxiety is dropped by 69% during a lap dance.

Just think if us that was more blessed could just pledge $1 a day one of us each could offer a less fortunate brother a much vital need of the lap dance.

God Bless 🇺🇸 Merica and God Bless our President Donald Trump

Best damn President in History

Trump 2020

Lets make Tuscl great again

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Jascoi6 years ago

yeah. send me lap dance money. thank you.

JuiceBox696 years ago

🇺🇸

EndlessSummer6 years ago

I'm confused... you wanna buy them furniture? Like, used lap dance couches, or...??? 🤔🤪😝

48-Cowboy6 years ago

I ate beans

48-Cowboy6 years ago

Lorlts and lots of beans

jackslash6 years ago

Everyone on this board should contribute to my GoFundMe account.

rickthelion6 years ago

I can see the charitable appeals now. Cue the Sarah McLachlan music...

Hey you damn dirty apes...do you know that there are other apes...poor but perverted apes...that cannot enjoy a lap dance because they don’t have money or even a couch? Also, do you know what happens to couches from strip club when they absorb too many bodily secretions? Here at “Save the Perverts” we repurpose jizz stained couches by giving them to perverts with insufficient funds so they have a place to enjoy a lap dance from a random homeless female. So give...there but but the grace of God go you other perverts.

Kind of touches my rick heart. ROAR!!!

Jascoi6 years ago

I think juice meant fortunate. (instead of furniture.)

EndlessSummer6 years ago

^ Oh, I totally know... but, it's WAY funnier this way!! 😜