Disaster relief funding for our less furniture brothers on Tuscl

21 comments

• Jascoi

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  5 years ago

  yeah. send me lap dance money. thank you.
• JuiceBox69

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  5 years ago

  🇺🇸
• EndlessSummer

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  5 years ago

  I'm confused... you wanna buy them furniture? Like, used lap dance couches, or...??? 🤔🤪😝
• 48-Cowboy

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  5 years ago

  I ate beans
• 48-Cowboy

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  5 years ago

  Lorlts and lots of beans
• jackslash

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  5 years ago

  Everyone on this board should contribute to my GoFundMe account.
• rickthelion

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  5 years ago

  I can see the charitable appeals now. Cue the Sarah McLachlan music...
  
  Hey you damn dirty apes...do you know that there are other apes...poor but perverted apes...that cannot enjoy a lap dance because they don’t have money or even a couch? Also, do you know what happens to couches from strip club when they absorb too many bodily secretions? Here at “Save the Perverts” we repurpose jizz stained couches by giving them to perverts with insufficient funds so they have a place to enjoy a lap dance from a random homeless female. So give...there but but the grace of God go you other perverts.
  
  Kind of touches my rick heart. ROAR!!!
• Jascoi

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  5 years ago

  I think juice meant fortunate. (instead of furniture.)
• EndlessSummer

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  5 years ago

  ^ Oh, I totally know... but, it's WAY funnier this way!! 😜
• Papi_Chulo

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  5 years ago

  It's a beautiful idea Juice:
  
  GoPLFundMe.com
• nicespice

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  5 years ago

  Juice! Juice! Juice!
• SirLapdancealot

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  5 years ago

  @juice no matter how unfurniture they are, nobody wants your 20 year old futon with jizz and bbq stains all over it.
  
  I'd donate $5 to a san_jose_creep strip club trust fund on the condition that he writes a review after he goes.
• herbtcat

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  5 years ago

  Nice try, "Bernie." :p
  
• gSteph

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  5 years ago

  ^^that would be a long term no return investment.
• SirLapdancealot

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  5 years ago

  ^ don't be such an Ebenezer Splooge 😂
• WinningdaChumpsGame

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  5 years ago

  I get called furniture by dancers all the time
  
  Need some strip club relief aid, please
  
  WCG
• JuiceBox69

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  5 years ago

  Lol
  
  I still got it
• SirLapdancealot

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  5 years ago

  @juice LOL you still got that futon.
• CC99

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  5 years ago

  Fuck yeah MAGA! FourMoreYears!
• san_jose_guy

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  5 years ago

  The laws against prostitution are really just laws against sex. Decriminalzation will make it better.
  
  Trump on the other hand is intent on continuing our move towards becoming a third world country instead of a Liberal Democracy.
  
  SJG
• MackTruck

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  5 years ago

  Fuck you Jackie