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ElDuderino_AZ

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22 posts by ElDuderino_AZ

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Boobs Advent Calendar 2022

Because nobody has quick & easy access to boobs anywhere else, behold, the 2022 boobs advent calendar. Check each day for the new pair. December 1 is getting us to a fantastic start. https://boobychristmas.com/

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OT: Sports Rivalries (Red Wings / Avalanche documentary)

The only thing this has to do with strip clubs is maybe how many free lap dances Darren McCarty got in Detroit after March 26, 1997. At 1 eastern today on ESPN (and a longer version on ESPN+), is E60: Unrivaled. It's…

ElDuderino_AZContributor4 yrs ago 1 4

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OT: Too Gun - Maverick

Didn't see a thread on this already, so if there's already one and I was just too lazy to scroll far down enough, to quote Conor McGregor, I apologize to absolutely nobody! Word of advice: after you hand your cash…

ElDuderino_AZContributor4 yrs ago 35

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O.T. (sort of): Detroit!! Happy 25th anniversary!!!

If Darren McCarty ever goes to strip clubs in the Detroit area, I hope he gets free cover and whatever the hell he wants on clearance prices! 25 years to the day since the brawl. Happy National Turtle Day! https://youtu.be/GE7oh315Rb0

ElDuderino_AZContributor4 yrs ago 1

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R.I.P., Taylor Hawkins

Holy shit, where did that come from?!? He was only 50. You know the Foo Fighters songs, but here are a couple links from a show they played at Wembley Stadium a few years ago. John Paul Jones and Jimmy…

ElDuderino_AZContributor4 yrs ago 1 19

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OT: Ukrainian refugee donation match

Donations for Ukrainian refugees, through the UN Refugee Agency --- matched up to $1 million by Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively https://www.give.unrefugees.org/220224ukr_emer_d_4983/

ElDuderino_AZContributor4 yrs ago 1 56

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O.T. -- Let's go, L.A. Staffords!!!

As a Lions fan, Rams were my adopted NFC team this season. Threw $25 on them to win it all at +1300 in September. Had to rock my Lions shirt and socks today, drink some bourbon from Traverse City.…

ElDuderino_AZContributor4 yrs ago 1 10

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Extras in Florida at...a hockey game???

Some guy called Kodak Black (rapper?) went to the Florida Panthers game tonight (they won...and so did my Panthers, Lightning parlay!), and at some point went to a suite...next door to the team's front office execs. Then for some reason thought…

ElDuderino_AZContributor4 yrs ago 1 7

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Advent calendar (with boobs) - Happy Festivus

https://boobychristmas.com/ Make sure you don't open the windows before the proper day!

ElDuderino_AZContributor4 yrs ago 1 18

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Strip club movie characters

No, no, not movies about strippers or strip clubs. And not scenes taking place in strip clubs. This is more of a "choose your own adventure" kind of thing. Pick a movie. If its characters were in a titty bar, who…

ElDuderino_AZContributor4 yrs ago 1 1

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OT: Giving Tuesday

Today is "giving Tuesday". If you are looking for an end of year charitable deduction, and / or work for a company that will match your charitable contributions today, consider https://afsp.org/ They do good work. And unfortunately The Single Mom New…

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What's wrong with the upsell attempt?

I read a review last night that kinda aggravated me. While admitting the girl put in extra effort, had great technique, blah blah fucking blah... dude refused to tip the girl because at some point during the eight $10 dances…

ElDuderino_AZContributor4 yrs ago 1 43

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OT: New Jersey toll roads --- anybody in NJ?

Flying into Detroit and then Philly tomorrow morning, and renting a car to drive across NJ to some place called Ship Bottom. NJ has toll roads, right? How much am I looking at to cross the state? Cash only?…

ElDuderino_AZContributor4 yrs ago 2 19

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OT ( x 2): The Curse of Oak Island

Any of you old folks stay up late enough to watch this show? New season starts tomorrow (or today if you're in the EST) at 9 EST. Yeah, yeah, repetitive, blah blah blah. But there HAS to be something there. For…

ElDuderino_AZContributor4 yrs ago 1 7

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OT: Monday Night Football

The Manning brothers broadcast on ESPN2 is the greatest innovation in sports broadcasting since the advent of the remote control. These dudes are awesome. For shits and giggles, let's see what kinds of losing arguments you have against it.

ElDuderino_AZContributor4 yrs ago 1 19

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Gosh, so much drama and WWW violence!

Forget which TUSCL member you want to run over with your Buick. Gosh, that's so mean. Instead, as the great philosophiser Rodney King once asked, "can't we all just get along?". So... which TUSCL member would you, oh, I…

ElDuderino_AZContributor4 yrs ago 1 6

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OT: 23,000 yr old footprint found in NM

Ok, which one of you old farts was taking an OTC stroll in New Mexico 23,000 years ago? https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3385886/oh-fuck-yeah-scientists-find-human-footprints-in-new-mexico-that-are-23000-years-old

ElDuderino_AZContributor4 yrs ago 1 20

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OT: R.I.P., Norm Macdonald

Holy shit. This came out of nowhere. 61 years old, secretly dealt with cancer for nine years. R.I.P. to one of the all-time greats. Norm MacDonald was absolutely hysterical. https://variety.com/2021/tv/news/norm-macdonald-dead-dies-snl-1235064570/

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Sports betting is now legal in Arizona, but...

Sports betting is now legal in Arizona. And while I wouldn't exactly consider myself an idiot related to sports, or gambling, this weekend has proven one thing: strippers of Phoenix, your Andrew Jacksons are safe; you're a better investment than…

ElDuderino_AZContributor4 yrs ago 1 5

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30 years after "Nevermind", naked baby sues

Part of the complaint is about his name being forever connected to the "sexual exploitation" experienced as a minor. Problem is there was no sexual act / exploitation, and nobody would know it was this guy if he didn't sue…

ElDuderino_AZContributor4 yrs ago 2 16

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Favorite strip club song

What's your favorite song in a strip club, whether in the background for girls on-stage, or while getting your lap dance groove on? Or which song hasn't happened yet for you, but in strip club heaven it'd be in…

ElDuderino_AZContributor4 yrs ago 1 20

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OT: Best sports moment / event you've seen in-person

This week has been cool for baseball. First there was the Field of Dreams game which would have been cool on its own, but the game was epic on its own. Last night the Diamondbacks starter threw a no-hitter in…

ElDuderino_AZContributor4 yrs ago 1 46
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