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None … and I mean none … well, only one AMP provider will actually climb on. 8.5 x 8 is apparently “too big”. Me just “suckie suckie. No boom boom.” $200 and no boom boom really SUCKS.…
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Some of these chicks are absolutely GPS! There are 4 AMP houses in this area that will absolutely put these BITCHES to shame, hands down! The Centreville AMP houses and Hair ( swansee, IL) have some…
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Me ..... pretty much ANY FEMALE who expressed interest! Women are just damn BEAUTIFUL! All women! I feel lucky in this regard. Most guys are picky and thus rarely get fulfilled. Me? I’m fulfilled…
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I so wanted to walk up and have an encounter with her, but I contained myself. If she is the same chick, all I can say is ... hehe, it was a great time behind the beads!
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Title says it all. I am going to be around Sweet Springs, MO. Any takers?
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I have been watching YouTube videos of third world country bitches cleaning their damn countertops! They are wearing side boob shorts. I’m getting serious wood to explosion from these videos. Fuck. I need some puffy nipple pussy. That’s all…
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Drinking my home brew. This bottle was fucking fantastic. Trouble is that I made it 2 weeks ago and did not take notes! Fuck! I live. I learn.
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Living south of St Louis, many in the area say that the AMP scene is non productive. Well, I call bullshit! I have excellent outCUMS with every visit. The trick to good outcomes is to first define what service…
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Since I can’t go watch them perky titties up on stage, I am making me some stope top vodka while drinking my table top peach wine. Damn good stuff!!!
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$500 to the puffiest nippled size queen out there! I will drive 10 hrs. Give it up!
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Went to bar up the street. Had 3 hot civies in their twenties rubbing on me. Damn. All I wanted was to people watch because I have to actually go into the hospital and work for a few hours…
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Lol. Fuckbook just banned me from posting because I apparently posted “hate speech “. Lol. A queer is displayed and I simply state that he is queer and a faggot. What the hell is so hateful about that?…
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Fuck vodka! I am now making my own moonshine. Spike my wine with my home distilled 150 proof shit! Damn mind blowing. Well, for me anyway. Take some strawberries, add water, sugar, and yeast.…
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I’m no Popcorn Sutton, but I have now perfected a good 150 proof hooch from aging fruit! It may be against Federal Law, but thanks to the 10 th amendment, we can say FUCK YOU FEDS! Shit, who…
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Stopped off at ShowMes to have lunch after vaccinating 30 old people today. Bartender was either HOT or I was just deprived. Or both. In any case, I decided to go home and make some moonshine on my stove.…
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Why? Because there are TITS, PUSSY, ASS and freedom of speech,no matter how much of an asshole we are.
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I recently went to St Augustine, Florida. I so wanted to hang out with Eve, but timing did not allow. I’m betting that she would be be an absolute blast to hang out with!
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I really enjoy vodka infused wine, but with all this fucking COVID-19 crap and pussy politicians shutting down bars, I have started my own personal distillery service. Just finished my first run. Woo Hoo !!! This shit will fuel your…
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I went to a massage parlor in Brooklyn, IL last week at 3:30 am. It was staffed by EBONY chics. I’m use to ASIANS. Holy fuck, they give BBBJS. I’m fucking HOOKED! I’m betting they give BB…
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I will fill you in later.
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You know you have been in quarantine to long when you go to Walmart and 80 percent of the women in there are getting mentally undressed by your brain. Seriously, I was like “damn nice titties; bet…
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Put in 10 hrs work over a 3 hour period of time. That is the key to happiness. The method used is ... ignore all the daily fluff, focus on your task, get it done, then walk away…
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Finishing up my quarantine after suffering full blown COVID-19! Felt like shit. Not feeling fine! I need some titties in my face! Bring it on, hotties!
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I have ventured out of my house about 6 times in the last 4 months. I really miss all my stripper friends. Not that I remember any of their names except Nicespice, but each one of them always…
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Seriously.... I tried to twerk around the bonfire tonight. That shit actually takes skill. When the clubs open back up, I’m gonna do some serious tipping to any dancer that twerks her ass well in VIP !!!…
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