Comments by two_bits

"I am left handed and a libertarian." Do you still have your Entrails?

"Anything past once a week seems like it would be too much like dating." So true, I find if I see one of my model-quality FWB (not P4P) hotties more than once a week they start to get clingy and possessive. A little two_bits goes a long way, if you get my drift

"Also, I have had sex with five men." Did they all survive? How many were just maimed?

"The ones with criminal records were easy to spot, but the actual nature of their convictions can be surprising." Do tell. Like, are we talking petty anty crimes or something serious like, IDK, say (attempted) murder?

"My main concern by having the real name is to make sure she doesn't have a violent past" Well, it's a good thing we don't have any dancers like that on here.

"never worn a suit in my life" Not surprising, since you're a punk.

"Otherwise it means they're trying way too hard, are PUAs or weirdos." This kind of bigotry is appalling. Why couldn't he just be a friendly, successful traveling businessman?

"I write and do normal activities with my left hand. I shoot a basketball, bowl, golf, shoot skeet, use a fork, (etc) all with my left hand" How about using a corkscrew?

I have a dream that one day we'll live in a nation where dancers judge PL's not by the clothes they wear, but by the content of their character (and their wallets).

I expect this kind of prejudice from Nina, but not from you Nicespice :(

I suppose next you'll be claiming dancers have a bias against men in back braces? SMH

Anti-suit bias? You people are all crazy. Every experienced monger on here knows that wearing a suit at night is step 1 in "The System", the (nearly) foolproof method to arranging $200 OTC with fun & edgy strippers.

^^Amen, brother!

@MackTruck - thanks for posting that link. Funny how Nicole, er, I mean Nina, always tries to deny she said something or spin things after the fact. She must think we have short memories (like her "regulars"). Gotta keep her honest, lol.

Okay. Your "big spending regulars" are white, middle aged guys in white collar professions...but you're suspicious of guys wearing a suit. Makes sense.

^^Didn't you claim to be Nicole? or was that your evil twin?

Trollin' ain't easy.

"Butt looks like theres lotsa dancers here two!" Hi Lizzy! Welcome to our little community. You seem fun and edgy, so you should fit right in. One word of caution: don't get too popular on here, or Nina might threaten to beat you up.

"Seemed like a low mileage dive" Now, now, that's no way to talk about 8-ball's favorite club.

@8-ball - so where are you gonna sell your food stamps now?

^^...or it's corkscrew time?

^^Can it help with anger management issues?

"Soccer is boring as fuck" Some people just can't grasp the intrinsic excitement of a 1-1 tie soccer match, right, flag?

Vikings were overrated, in my opinion.

"I've worked at like 10 Detroit and metro Detroit clubs." Can't keep a job?