Heeeey

Like there isn't enough trolls on the board today! Fuck off.

stripperweb thought I a troll too :(

How can I prove myssef?

Become a lot lizard in Florida, where it's warm in the winter.

A lot lizard troll roflmao this is great

@OP stripperweb thought I a troll too :(

How can I prove myssef?

PM a member here named juice get him to vouch for you

;)

I can't help this one. I only club where they hire classy girls, not truck stop whores. Maybe two_bits has some advice for her, though.

Yep, Lizzystrippr, find Juice. As a reference, here is a pic of him:

memegenerator.net

Smashing that like button

There's info on StripperWeb for newbies - they have a newbie section with pre-posted info.

If u don't know anything about strip clubs then you should visit a few to see what they're like ((you don't need to know how to dance just know how to hustle).

Upscale clubs are picky on who they hire, if you look average and are inexperienced w.r.t. dancing then you'll have a better chance at a lower-scale club.

Some cities are better than others w.r.t. strip clubs so you should list some cities or geographical area that interests you and maybe you can get some club recommendations.

Papi_chulo, it's an obvious troll.

We get a fair # of trolls here pretending to be dancers and yanking our chain - you can post a pic of yourself with a piece of paper with your TUSCL name - also it'd be good if you show your bod that way someone can recommend a club where you may fit in - you can post some pics to imgbox.com then post the link to the pics here.

Everyone used to think Juice was an obvious troll yet lo-and-behold he's real (same for Nicole1994 supposedly) - hard to know for sure

WARNING - The following accounts are considered to be forum trolls and may not be trustworthy:

LizzyStrippr - definite troll account

MackTruck - comedic troll account

I think Lizzy should go to Kentucky. Countryman can verify her himself.

Lol. What did I miss?

Nothing. Just smash that like button.

"Butt looks like theres lotsa dancers here two!"

Hi Lizzy! Welcome to our little community. You seem fun and edgy, so you should fit right in.

One word of caution: don't get too popular on here, or Nina might threaten to beat you up.

Don't get too popular on here, or jealous people will create accounts to troll you.

Smash the like button? What does that mean?

I read the headline of this topic and thought it was Vinnie Barbarino !

^I thought it was Fat Albert

“Don't get too popular on here, or jealous people will create accounts to troll you.”

Yeah. SJG, Nicole1994, And RickDugan are insanely popular on here.

“Smash the like button? What does that mean?”

Less thinking, more smashing.

Also for hustling in a club: jacqthestripper.com

But Nicespice, you claimed to be two_bits and can't tell the OP is trolling? Hm.

The OP is a troll?

Really? You sure?

^^Didn't you claim to be Nicole?

or was that your evil twin?

I think we found Mack Truck's favorite

I wonder what a lot lizard looks like. I don't think I've ever seen one lmao

^^Didn't you claim to be Nicole?

tuscl.net

^There's a refresher, since you can't get it through your thick skull.

And any post here to date has been made by me, not my twin. She does not post on tuscl and hasn't danced in quite some time.

^that was directed at two_shits, obviously.

^^^ Didn't you claim to be nicole?

tuscl.net

Proof

Thank you, MackTruck, for posting the exact same link I posted a couple posts before yours. Lol. Gotta keep refreshing it for two_shits.

Them Stamp Lickers How about them Stamp Lickers, Ain't they champs? Drool, slurp slobber, lickin' them stamps. Lickin' them green stamps, lickin' them blue, Lickin' that paper, eatin' that glue! Look at them Stamp Lickers, Ain't they gung-ho! Lickin' them thrift stamps with they tongue -y-o. Them lolly guggle Stamp Lickers, Ain't they a rage! Stickin' them licky stamps on that page. How to be a Stamp Lickers? Don't need a ticket

Them Stamp Lickers How about them Stamp Lickers, Ain't they champs? Drool, slurp slobber, lickin' them stamps. Lickin' them green stamps, lickin' them blue, Lickin' that paper, eatin' that glue! Look at them Stamp Lickers, Ain't they gung-ho! Lickin' them thrift stamps with they tongue -y-o. Them lolly guggle Stamp Lickers, Ain't they a rage! Stickin' them licky stamps on that page. How to be a Stamp Lickers? Don't need a ticket

@MackTruck - thanks for posting that link. Funny how Nicole, er, I mean Nina, always tries to deny she said something or spin things after the fact. She must think we have short memories (like her "regulars"). Gotta keep her honest, lol.