I play chess not checkers with these hoes

26 comments

• Jascoi

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  6 years ago

  I would've thought you just said you played chest instead of checkers
• GeneraI

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  6 years ago

  i play with their chest, not sure if that counts.
• nicespice

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  6 years ago

  Hah! I got the impression doctorevil is a crafty mofo as well. Judging by his reviews, he definitely negotiates well. He made sure to mention, it seemed almost reflexively, that he’s into casual and mainstream restaurants/beer brands. (No sophisticated palate for me, no ma’am!) Among a couple other things. I can definitely imagine you giving off a stupid vibe to your advantage.
• JuiceBox69

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  6 years ago

  Lol.. you will see spice... once you meet me it's game over... well for me and my Wallet but still Lol
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  FYI juice when you play chess the point is playing to win without giving your opponent $1K to "lose" to you. You're only playing chess with a stripper when it costs you zero to fuck her.
• shailynn

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  6 years ago

  I think you're playing tic tac toe.
• BigPimp69

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  6 years ago

  You're only playing chess with a stripper when you get paid to fuck her.
• JuiceBox69

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  6 years ago

  Who says I'm not winning as define by you guys ????
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  I never said you're not winning. I'm just saying you paid for what you got from a stripper and that's not playing chess with her. It's more like her pretending to lose badly at chess with you because you've paid her to "lose" the "game". How do you know for sure that you paid her less than another PL that got the same service?
• JuiceBox69

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  6 years ago

  LMFAO
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  But honestly juice I suspect your poker playing and ability to read someone and see their "tells" is a skill and advantage that you do have over strippers and other PLs. It probably makes your success rate higher than other PLs that can't read people as well as you. But LOL you spend money on strippers like a whale as well, so of course they'll fuck and suck your fat FUGLY ass too.
• JuiceBox69

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  6 years ago

  Bingo LMFAO
• JuiceBox69

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  6 years ago

  Just like in poker playing a image is crucial Then understand how they perceive you is huge Then comprehend how they view you viewing them is check and mate
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  I drive a shit truck
• crazyjoe

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  6 years ago

  Do you play strip chess?
• crazyjoe

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  6 years ago

  If so what are the rules
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  I can relate, to you’re full of shit lol
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  I’m not a big fan of playing chess or checkers with a half naked girl. I’ll put it in food terms - that Juice will understand. I enjoy hiding my salami inside of her pink taco -
• JuiceBox69

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  6 years ago

  Lol
• san_jose_guy

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  6 years ago

  Juice !!! Juice !!! Juice !!! SJG
• nicespice

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  6 years ago

  Juice !!! Juice !!! Juice !!! Nicespice
• JuiceBox69

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  6 years ago

  Juice !!! Juice !!! Juice !!! Juice box69
• stripfighter

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  6 years ago

  Read it as playing "cheese not chacken" initially. Which I gotta say woulda been a lot more fun :)
• ime

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  6 years ago

  Juice plays with his tidly wink
• orionsmith

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  6 years ago

  All I know is don't use the McDonald's shitter after Juice left. I read stories.
• san_jose_guy

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  6 years ago

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