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I play chess not checkers with these hoes

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JuiceBox69Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads

Maybe some of you can relate or maybe some of you will just think I'm full of shit... either way with each visit members are seeing me at work in the field and reporting the epic results

When I'm in the club... everything I do is about gathering intelligence to use in my favor... every conversation I'm fishing for the girls true motivation for dancing... every inch I push to see how far I can go is to see how loose she is

That way I'm several moves ahead of her move

Yes just like in poker I'm thinking about what she is thanking then what she is thinking what I'm thinking

With this in mind I'm able to out play these hoes into discounted sexual favors

Stay blessed
Da Juice Mane

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Jascoi

I would've thought you just said you played chest instead of checkers

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GeneraI

i play with their chest, not sure if that counts.

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nicespice

Hah! I got the impression doctorevil is a crafty mofo as well. Judging by his reviews, he definitely negotiates well.

He made sure to mention, it seemed almost reflexively, that he’s into casual and mainstream restaurants/beer brands. (No sophisticated palate for me, no ma’am!) Among a couple other things.

I can definitely imagine you giving off a stupid vibe to your advantage.

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JuiceBox69

Lol.. you will see spice... once you meet me it's game over... well for me and my Wallet but still

Lol

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SirLapdanceanot

FYI juice when you play chess the point is playing to win without giving your opponent $1K to "lose" to you.

You're only playing chess with a stripper when it costs you zero to fuck her.

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shailynn

I think you're playing tic tac toe.

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BigPimp69

You're only playing chess with a stripper when you get paid to fuck her.

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JuiceBox69

Who says I'm not winning as define by you guys ????

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SirLapdanceanot

I never said you're not winning. I'm just saying you paid for what you got from a stripper and that's not playing chess with her. It's more like her pretending to lose badly at chess with you because you've paid her to "lose" the "game".

How do you know for sure that you paid her less than another PL that got the same service?

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JuiceBox69

LMFAO

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SirLapdanceanot

But honestly juice I suspect your poker playing and ability to read someone and see their "tells" is a skill and advantage that you do have over strippers and other PLs. It probably makes your success rate higher than other PLs that can't read people as well as you. But LOL you spend money on strippers like a whale as well, so of course they'll fuck and suck your fat FUGLY ass too.

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JuiceBox69

Bingo LMFAO

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JuiceBox69

Just like in poker playing a image is crucial

Then understand how they perceive you is huge

Then comprehend how they view you viewing them is check and mate

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MackTruck

I drive a shit truck

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crazyjoe

Do you play strip chess?

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crazyjoe

If so what are the rules

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twentyfive

I can relate, to you’re full of shit lol

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Cashman1234

I’m not a big fan of playing chess or checkers with a half naked girl.

I’ll put it in food terms - that Juice will understand. I enjoy hiding my salami inside of her pink taco -

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JuiceBox69

Lol

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san_jose_guy

Juice !!!

Juice !!!

Juice !!!

SJG

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nicespice

Juice !!!

Juice !!!

Juice !!!

Nicespice

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JuiceBox69

Juice !!!

Juice !!!

Juice !!!

Juice box69

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stripfighter

Read it as playing "cheese not chacken" initially. Which I gotta say woulda been a lot more fun :)

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ime

Juice plays with his tidly wink

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orionsmith

All I know is don't use the McDonald's shitter after Juice left. I read stories.

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san_jose_guy

So how about that place with the Arby's and the $40 Motel? Will the Arby's deliver to the motel?

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