Comments by realDougster (page 17)

I agree with Papi, he knows a thing or two about humble-brags

@anon, @ Warrior - One of the other dancers told me once that Bridget keeps a box cutter in her Crown Royal stripper bag, so it is a little worrisome.

Could be a rouse ... I’ll need to see a Juice body part first

Accusing someone of being gay is an “old” Dougster tactic, usually when he got frustrated by consistently being out smarted on the board. Are you going to invent a bunch of .gay aliases and start spamming the board, too?

Been trying to reach my accountant to check on my bitcoin taxes, but every time I call his secretary says he’s at lunch with his Sugar baby stripper gf.

Your obsession with me is cute, Bridget - in a stalker-ish kind of way

Bridget - are you trying to neg me?

I think everyone should use their real name.

Right. Troubled teenage boys jerking off to porn - health risk. Troubled teenage boys with easy access to assault rifles - eh, who cares?

Hottest U.S. figure skater is Ashley Wagner, but she didn't make the 2018 Olympic team. Here's your fucking link, 25: https://sports.yahoo.com/ashley-wagner-feels-bittersweet-watching-olympics-instead-competing-212105365.html

^^Great band. Pour Some Sugar on Me" is a strip club classic.

Yes, Bridget, I saw it. Good movie. I liked the rhinos

So what's the answer?

"My wife wants me to invite her to spend some time at our house. She would get the spare room. It's an odd situation, but my wife really is ok with the whole deal." @Titus - does your wife watch a lot of lesbian porn?

But seriously, you've put a lot of variables in play here, making this a complex, multi-demisional problem. It may take some Mensa level intellect to come up with the solution. If only we had someone like that on the board...

You didn't say whether either of the dancers walks you to the door afterwards, that could be the deciding factor.

You're right. I can't compete with his Mensa level comebacks.

At least vincemichaels still thinks I'm the original.

@ Vince - If you don't know the answer, just say so. Remember, like they say in the Rangers, the only stupid question is the one you don't ask. Okay, let's try this a different way. If you were in South Korea and you wanted to go to North Korea, which direction would you go?

@ Papi - very good, thanks. Now, VM, following that same logic, try to fill in the blank: North Korea is _________ of South Korea.

So you're not posting as yourself, are you?

"Please do tell me what distinguishes a "grown-up bar" from any other bar." Just what he said - a local tavern where an older guy can go for a Budweiser and a shot of Jack, i.e. a real bar. As opposed to some millennial hotspot that serves designer cocktails and fruity girlie drinks.

@Bj99 - so Bj99 is your real name?

@flagooner - Twat did you say, I cunt hear you?

@levon3 - Also, if you have a spare moment, maybe you could explain the difference between North and South Carolina to vincemichaels.