Posts by Muddy

I’ll admit it. I was kinda popular too. Girls wanted me, I was just too much of a pansy to make a move. But here’s what I’m gonna do to rectify it. Make amends. I’m gonna dress up my stripper friend…

And I don’teven care who knows Everybody chant! WE LOVE (ONE) PUSSY! Sing it! WE LOVE (ONE) PUSSY! Now clap your hands everybody! *clap* *clap* Now let’s all hang out at the strip club for 8 hours! Come on now! OMG she texted me!

So I’m just gonna need $4,000 a month. So get in line boyz! K thnx bye Could you imagine being this vain? 1. We are in El Paso bitch everyone and their mother knows ain’t nobody making that kinda money out…

Because I really get into it. Like dry humping, really doing as much motion if not more than the dancer. But judging by the comments I get from most dancer such as “dude you gotta chill” “relax” and “god damn…

I'm telling I know i'm not alone in this. But I think have sex better than I am handsome. I really do. Not to say I'm ugly, but I mean you just tell some of these girls may have had…

2nd cousin. And I got to admit she is hot as fuck. Not gonna lie. She’s a dead ringer for the pornstar Kristina Rose. If I was related I would totally try tap that. One of the cutest girls you’ll…

https://nypost.com/2019/02/28/teacher-allegedly-had-sex-with-13-year-old-while-his-friend-watched/ That was my ultimate fantasy in Math class. I didn’t get shit. Look at how hot that fucking teacher is.

And it fucking works man! You guys should try it. I guarantee you'll like be at like 70% (I'm at like 80%) They all seem to like these petite blonde skeletons that do nothing for me. Then I realize I…

I’m really into this. Only really VIP though. I get mixed reactions some totally get into it and it’s hot as fuck. Some tell me “dude chill!” But this might not as common as I think it is. It’s…

The burgers suck The fries really suck Although I gotta say the shakes are pretty good Not enough save it though. You got people ROAD TRIPPING for that garbage. I agree with this dude. He speaks the truth. https://nypost.com/2019/02/14/does-in-n-out-have-the-worst-fries-in-america/

I was desperate. I was feeling like crap with headaches, and just muscle tightness all over. I heard this guy was the best massaeuse in town. So I went. And I got admit although it felt a little gay a…

I’m convinced it’s impossible to date in a big city while being a out and about Trump voter. While I’m not gonna wear my Hilary Clinton 2020 shirt, I’m gonna usually just try to stay away from all that stuff.…